I LOVE ERIC FEURSTEIN

DGMacphee · Tue 14/10/2003 07:42:26

He's so dreamy!!!

Gilbert · Tue 14/10/2003 07:48:46

Strange, I didn't like him, but when I see him T0M0RR0W, I find him sexy, so I like him in the future!1!

remixor · Tue 14/10/2003 08:09:24

So, did you two [insert adventure game title here]?

Er...never mind.

Punch · Tue 14/10/2003 12:34:55

I love Eric too. He said he liked my comics.

However, let's not have a whole string of similarly titled posts again.

It's interesting how bandwidth wasting is funny when DG does it.

- Punch

DGMacphee · Tue 14/10/2003 12:50:56

Chris said bandwidth isn't a problem any more.

Besides, I do love Eric, so why can I show such love is this forum!

Are you victimising me because I pledge my love for another man?

You fascist bully boy!

I bet you hate me cause I like black people too!

Squinky · Tue 14/10/2003 15:31:29

As a fellow blackman, I just would like to say that I extend my afro-love to you and your caucasian friends and family DG, and may your family be blessed by the favor of the blackman for generations to come....

Anyway, who dosen't love Mr. Feurstein? He's one of my Inspiration points for my computer art, what with all the cool tutorials and his art just being cool...and yeah....
And on top of all that he is a funny bastard...

then there was that time he turned water into wine...

DGMacphee · Tue 14/10/2003 16:29:44

I feel the afro-love, my brother -- It's in the air tonight like a Phil Collins song.

As an afterthought, I'm glad Punch has pointed out to all that I'm like some satirical super-genius able to leap from punchline to punchline like Superman bounding over skyscrapers.

Let that be a lesson to everyone -- Don't even think of wasting bandwidth unless your name begins with 'D' and ends with 'GMacphee'.

* DGMacphee flips out and ninja kicks a pirate!!! (Oh, he's so pop cultural in a God-like way!)

Anyway, back to Eric:

HE'S SO DREAMY -- THIS IS HIM: 8)

AND I'M LIKE: :o

THEN HE'S ALL LIKE:

AND THEN I GO:

Timosity · Tue 14/10/2003 17:00:51

Hey DG, weren't you on Rove Live tonight, I swear there was a guy on called Daniel McPherson, he used to be on 'Neighbours' & is now on 'The Bill' - where do you find the time?

maybe DG is Eric

Haddas · Tue 14/10/2003 17:07:55

Nobody victimise anyone for expressing love for other races or same gender!

I love Kittens!

* Eveyone else goes: EWW! YOU SICK BASTARD!!!

DGMacphee · Tue 14/10/2003 17:09:15

Yes, I am the very same Daniel Macpherson, and you must be one of those 14-year old girls that kept asking me that on ICQ while he was still popular!

No wonder I deleted ICQ.

Layabout · Tue 14/10/2003 17:35:37

lol and you really look like Daniel Macpherson from neighbours... nice new avatar btw...

DGMacphee · Tue 14/10/2003 17:42:28

Ta, Lay -- It's from my fav movie.

Now, cut the yap about my resemblance to celebs and get back on to Eric:

He's SOOOOO cool, just like Tim Schafer!

I would give Eric all my Tim Schafer adventure games if he'd do this to me:

TheYak · Tue 14/10/2003 18:24:20

I love 'im too...

I love his art, his comments and the way he leaps to the defense of the underdog in only the most predictable of ways.

For instance:

<Chatter234> I hate it when the bassers drive by my house and their bass-cannons make my walls shake and pictures fly off the shelves.

<[eric]> What do you have against bassers?

<Chatter234> I just wish they'd be more considerate about their noise-pollution

<[eric]> Oh, so it's only bassers that cause noise pollution now, huh?

Pumaman · Tue 14/10/2003 21:45:03

Quote from: DGMacphee on Tue 14/10/2003 12:50:56
Besides, I do love Eric, so why can I show such love is this forum!

You can't have him, HE'S MINE!

Robert Eric · Tue 14/10/2003 21:45:37

* Robert Eric cooks a fancy dinner, lights a few candles, turns down the lights, puts on some Marvin Gaye and leaves DGMacphee and Eric alone in a fabulously furnished dining room, the walls lined with expensive pictures and ancient china set on the table

* Robert Eric calls up the crocodile hunter

Evil · Tue 14/10/2003 22:21:03

Yep, Eric's a hottie... I want to get in his pants... He still wont let me borrow any... Like Dave... Damn you Eric and Dave for hoarding your pants of justice... Damn you...

Grundislav · Wed 15/10/2003 02:17:24

QuoteI would give Eric all my Tim Schafer adventure games if he'd do this to me

Looks like you owe Eric some Tim Schafer adventures:

Pesty · Wed 15/10/2003 02:23:38

Quote from: DGMacphee on Tue 14/10/2003 16:29:44

* DGMacphee flips out and ninja kicks a pirate!!! (Oh, he's so pop cultural in a God-like way!)

Damnit DG, for the last time! STOP KICKING ME!!

DGMacphee · Wed 15/10/2003 02:59:31

I didn't mean you, Pesty -- I mean, a really LAME pirate.

You're more of a kickarse pirate, like Maddox.

Grundislav:
That is the most awesome picture in the world and shows exactly how I feel deep inside.

Here is also a poem I wrote about Eirc (it a love poem and it's a bit soppy):

Eric is so cool
I want to be more like him
But I can't cause there's only
One of him.
Why must society put this terrible
burden on me
and fill me
with angst?
I masturbate while ravens poke at my eyes
And dream of firing a silver bullet
Into corperate executives.
Feel the whip, my pretty!
Destruction!
All fall down...

Now you can all see my romantic vision highlighted in the poem to Eric.

MillsJROSS · Wed 15/10/2003 04:30:51

Don't inflate the man's ego! He's a cad and I seek to call him out!

He doesn't answer my telephone calls, my letters, my e-mails, my knocks on the door (front and/or bedroom), unless he wants music, then it's all I can do to keep his legs together (You would too, if you were dealing with a giant).

He says he loves me, and then he says he never wants to see me again. He's a roller coaster of emotion. No one in their right mind should associate with him. He thinks he's so cool because he can travel in time, when all he's really doing is hiding in the pantry and making a whir whir noise. Then he comes out with a pot on his head and says it's all the wave in 200 years. What an ass!

That's right, I'm calling you out eric! And there's nothing you can do about it! All I wanted was love from him. Well, I for one, am not taking it anymore.

-MillsJROSS