I LOVE ERIC FEURSTEIN

[DGMacphee]

He's so dreamy!!!  

[Gilbert]

Strange, I didn't like him, but when I see him T0M0RR0W, I find him sexy, so I like him in the future!1!

[remixor]

So, did you two [insert adventure game title here]?  



Er...never mind.

[Punch]

I love Eric too. He said he liked my comics.

However, let's not have a whole string of similarly titled posts again.

It's interesting how bandwidth wasting is funny when DG does it.

- Punch

[DGMacphee]

Chris said bandwidth isn't a problem any more.

Besides, I do love Eric, so why can I show such love is this forum!

Are you victimising me because I pledge my love for another man?

You fascist bully boy!

I bet you hate me cause I like black people too!

[Squinky]

As a fellow blackman, I just would like to say that I extend my afro-love to you and your caucasian friends and family DG, and may your family be blessed by the favor of the blackman for generations to come....

Anyway, who dosen't love Mr. Feurstein? He's one of my Inspiration points for my computer art, what with all the cool tutorials and his art just being cool...and yeah....
And on top of all that he is a funny bastard...


then there was that time he turned water into wine...

[DGMacphee]

I feel the afro-love, my brother -- It's in the air tonight like a Phil Collins song.

As an afterthought, I'm glad Punch has pointed out to all that I'm like some satirical super-genius able to leap from punchline to punchline like Superman bounding over skyscrapers.

Let that be a lesson to everyone -- Don't even think of wasting bandwidth unless your name begins with 'D' and ends with 'GMacphee'.

* DGMacphee flips out and ninja kicks a pirate!!! (Oh, he's so pop cultural in a God-like way!)

Anyway, back to Eric:

HE'S SO DREAMY -- THIS IS HIM:  8)

AND I'M LIKE:  :o

THEN HE'S ALL LIKE:  

AND THEN I GO:  

[Timosity]

Hey DG, weren't you on Rove Live tonight, I swear there was a guy on called Daniel McPherson, he used to be on 'Neighbours' & is now on 'The Bill' - where do you find the time?

maybe DG is Eric

[Haddas]

Nobody victimise anyone for expressing love for other races or same gender!

I love Kittens!

* Eveyone else goes: EWW! YOU SICK BASTARD!!!

[DGMacphee]

Yes, I am the very same Daniel Macpherson, and you must be one of those 14-year old girls that kept asking me that on ICQ while he was still popular!

No wonder I deleted ICQ.

[Layabout]

lol and you really look like Daniel Macpherson from neighbours... nice new avatar btw...

[DGMacphee]

Ta, Lay -- It's from my fav movie.

Now, cut the yap about my resemblance to celebs and get back on to Eric:



He's SOOOOO cool, just like Tim Schafer!

I would give Eric all my Tim Schafer adventure games if he'd do this to me:

[TheYak]

I love 'im too...

I love his art, his comments and the way he leaps to the defense of the underdog in only the most predictable of ways.  

For instance:

<Chatter234> I hate it when the bassers drive by my house and their bass-cannons make my walls shake and pictures fly off the shelves.

<[eric]> What do you have against bassers?

<Chatter234> I just wish they'd be more considerate about their noise-pollution

<[eric]> Oh, so it's only bassers that cause noise pollution now, huh?

[Pumaman]

Besides, I do love Eric, so why can I show such love is this forum!

You can't have him, HE'S MINE!

[Robert Eric]

* Robert Eric cooks a fancy dinner, lights a few candles, turns down the lights, puts on some Marvin Gaye and leaves DGMacphee and Eric alone in a fabulously furnished dining room, the walls lined with expensive pictures and ancient china set on the table

* Robert Eric calls up the crocodile hunter

[Evil]

Yep, Eric's a hottie... I want to get in his pants... He still wont let me borrow any... Like Dave... Damn you Eric and Dave for hoarding your pants of justice... Damn you...

[Grundislav]

I would give Eric all my Tim Schafer adventure games if he'd do this to me

Looks like you owe Eric some Tim Schafer adventures:

[Pesty]

* DGMacphee flips out and ninja kicks a pirate!!! (Oh, he's so pop cultural in a God-like way!)

Damnit DG, for the last time! STOP KICKING ME!!

[DGMacphee]

I didn't mean you, Pesty -- I mean, a really LAME pirate.

You're more of a kickarse pirate, like Maddox.

Grundislav:
That is the most awesome picture in the world and shows exactly how I feel deep inside.

Here is also a poem I wrote about Eirc (it a love poem and it's a bit soppy):

Eric is so cool
I want to be more like him
But I can't cause there's only
One of him.
Why must society put this terrible
burden on me
and fill me
with angst?
I masturbate while ravens poke at my eyes
And dream of firing a silver bullet
Into corperate executives.
Feel the whip, my pretty!
Destruction!
All fall down...


Now you can all see my romantic vision highlighted in the poem to Eric.

[MillsJROSS]

Don't inflate the man's ego! He's a cad and I seek to call him out!

He doesn't answer my telephone calls, my letters, my e-mails, my knocks on the door (front and/or bedroom), unless he wants music, then it's all I can do to keep his legs together (You would too, if you were dealing with a giant).

He says he loves me, and then he says he never wants to see me again. He's a roller coaster of emotion. No one in their right mind should associate with him. He thinks he's so cool because he can travel in time, when all he's really doing is hiding in the pantry and making a whir whir noise. Then he comes out with a pot on his head and says it's all the wave in 200 years. What an ass!

That's right, I'm calling you out eric! And there's nothing you can do about it! All I wanted was love from him. Well, I for one, am not taking it anymore.

-MillsJROSS

[glamrocksuit]

he's my boyfriend

[Las Naranjas]

pah, he's ascended to a plane far removed from your gutter level biological attractions.

[DGMacphee]

Mills: Don't say another bad word about Eric or feel the pain of my oversized novelty boxing glove in your face.

glamrocksuit: Eric wouldn't even associate with the likes of you -- he's not even with me depsite the fact I'm a "misunderstoon genius" (as one AGSer said recently) and so if he's not with me why would he spend time with a cretin like you?

Naranjas: He'll get more hot love from me than you'll ever get in your entire life, cause he's all that and a bag of chips and you ain't, giarlfriend!


Anyway, yesterday I was talking to Tim Schafer and was telling him how ultra-dreamy Eric was, and Tim says "OMG!! I was thinking the same thing!!" and we started arguing about who was Eric's biggest fan.

I won cause I punched his face, even though he IS Time Schafer.

P.S. LucasArts and Microsoft rule, but not as much as Eric!!1!

[Grundislav]

Perhaps you and Tim and Eric can have a hot 3-way, like this!:

[DGMacphee]

This just keeps getting better and better.

[MrColossal]

ok i think it's safe for me to enter this thread now...


and i just have one thing to say....


























i'm pregnant.....

[n3tgraph]

I knew it!

Bill shouldn't have joined the picture

[remixor]

ok i think it's safe for me to enter this thread now...


and i just have one thing to say....


























i'm pregnant.....

Haha, the content of that post combined with the big empty space led me to believe a picture (most like a humorous one) was loading.  I sat here just staring at the post for about a minute before I finally realized nothing was going to happen.

[DGMacphee]

Oh, fuck...

[remixor]

Damn you, Macpherson!  I almost fell for that one!

[Snake]

MILLS YOU SCANDELOUS RAT!

He doesn't answer my telephone calls, my letters, my e-mails, my knocks on the door (front and/or bedroom)...

You're supposed to be my little love muffins, my homowarrior, my homoeroticrainbowmachine! And this is how you spend your time? Trying to get into colossal man's legs? Well I never.
*throws bitch fit*

Bastard...bastard...aw damnet...
I knew something was going on. Our relationshiop is over, you SLIME.

All those times you said you loved me were just a trick so you could make love to me, weren't they?

Pig


--Soaked in a Soup of Sorrow Snake

[Meowster]

He's SOOOOO cool, just like Tim Schafer!

Strong words, strong words....

I love Tim Schafer, Liam Neeson,  and Michael Collins. I'm not sure about this Eric fellow. What's he done to deserve love? What have you done to deserve love, Eric?

[Snake]

What's he done to deserve love?

He's an amazing lover (better than you, MillsJrossy ), not to mention his colossal meat  


--Snake

[Meowster]

I must have looked at that photo up there for at least ten minutes before realizing it was photoshop-ed.

Anyway, Tim Schafer and Michael Collins for me allll the way.

Besides, it's too late to jump on the bandwagon now.

[DGMacphee]

Yeah, but you didn't get Tim Schafer pregnant.

Man, Rene is going to be pissed (and maybe a little amazed).

Can we call the baby Daniel Jr?

The other kids can call him Danju!

[Meowster]

I think basic common knowledge would show that--

Oh, never mind.

[MillsJROSS]

Hey, snakeypoo, I said I wasn't taking it anymore. Sure eric and I did elicit sexual acts in our day. But I saved most of my sexual energy for my whiffyknoblesteinsonshmeiger (You). Take me back, and I promise I'll never

Spoiler

not

[close]

cheat on you again. I pinky swear.

Anyway, it's not like erics pregnant with my baby. I haven't touched him since he told me he was late.

-MillsJROSS

[Snake]

How could I resist that ass...

*pinky swears*

I didn't mean what I said about Eric being a better lover...we only soaked the sausages once. To be honest, his meat is a little too big.


--Snake

[Squinky]

Quick, everybody hide your homosexaul tendencys!

[Harvester]

This suddenly starts to remind me of an old LOCKED thread about CJ...

[DGMacphee]

Now, that I think about it, any one of us could be the father of Eric's baby.

[Goldmund]

Eric is ok, but a bit too chubby for my tastes.