Birthday spam!!!1

[BruisedWeasel]

I figure, I don't post here much anymore, so I have a right to make a spam thread. Happy f*king birthday to me, 24 years of tv, videogames, and really bad pop. Time to crack open the bottle of vintage crystal pepsi and eat that unopened box of Nintedo Cereal System. Ah, nostalgia! Live in the past, and the hurts of the present mean nothing. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch Rainbow Bright and the Star Stealer.

[jannar85]

It's time now. Your time is over.
Congrats.

Now, you'll soon be a wife, with eight kids, and a dog peeing all over the floor.
Welcome to the life of hell

j/k

[Andail]

For whatever it's worth...happy birthday

[Nacho]

Happy Birthday... God! I love this opportunities to increase my post figures easily.  8)

[remixor]

Hooray for old crappy pop culture products!  Hooray for birthdays!  I guess!

[BruisedWeasel]

Wow, this is much more fulfilling than a thread about me being bummed out! I'm just sitting here refreshing, and enjoying the lurve. I love you guys. You're the coolest. Let's all join hands and sing the happy song.

I'm happy
You're happy
Everyone's happy
Let's pee on the bush!

I'm so happy now.

[remixor]

Ha! Stupid bush!  Can we pee on Bush?

[BruisedWeasel]

I pee from bush! See? It come out in pretty golden arc. Would you like to raid my arc? Haha! I make the joke!

[remixor]

I have no idea what you're talking about.  I'm just going to continue to pee on Bush.

[Miez]

Have some cake ... don't pee on it.

Or do - it's your cake

[Timosity]

Happy Birthday,

I've heard Brazil's good this time of year.

vote no Bush

[Eggie]

Happy Bushpee

[BOYD1981]

happy slappy fappy birthday!  

[Pet Terry]

Happy birthday!

[Pumaman]

Merry Birthday, bruised

* Pumaman considers taunting Bush, then realises that he has a large army that he's not afraid of using to kill civilians, so retreats

[Ishmael]

Birthday, a happy one, don't pee too much cake... I mean eat... or whatever... :

I'll go establish a terrorist group which pees on Bush from hijacked airplanes... Or not... dunno

[Domino]

Happy Birthday!!

Birthday Spam, that reminds me of a large chunk of the so-called meat product SPAM with a large candle sitting on top.

Shawn  

[Felipe]

YAY *B000000000000000000000000000000000000ZD*
HAPPY BIRFDAY!

And btw, Timosity is right:

I've heard Brazil's good this time of year.

AND GUESS WHO'LL BE "THERE" WAITING FOR YA?!

[Evil]

Finally the day a has come when Bruised has a reason to have sex with me     Happy Birthday you sexieh Weasel you...

[Harvester]

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And best wishes to George Bush and Tony Blair, too. I hope you guys have a looooooooooong vacation in Den Haag!