God of AGS

[m0ds]

LoL, I just recieved a thrilling email;

hi,

i kinda new to these AGS games and I recently downloaded your game zak mackraken 2
however on running the program in the setting i get the error message
'cannot set video mode 300x200 (15 bit)' when i try the other mode 640x400 i simply get a blank screen and the music..

i have already played another one of your games 'permenant daylight' without any problems however while trying to play the above mentioned game and another AGS game 5 days i encountered the same problem.

please tell me if i have to download some file or program to fix this problem or any advice related to this problem would be most helpful.

i do hope you can help me.

thanks

dilz

Sorry buddy, I didn't make either games.


m0ds

[DGMacphee]

Yeap, I made those games.

The problem is your computer sucks -- throw it down a salt mine and buy a new one!

[Scummbuddy]

What!  how dare you take credit for the only games I've released.  I'll soon be releasing Fountain of Youth and Stickmen 2  

[Al_Ninio]

Bah, when I read the topic I thought this was going to be about Vel.

[DGMacphee]

What!  how dare you take credit for the only games I've released.  I'll soon be releasing Fountain of Youth and Stickmen 2  

That's BS cause I'm making FOY and Stickmen 2!

I'll be releasing them soon through my Mappomedia division of DGMacphee Designs!

[m0ds]

DGmacphee, I played your game, Apprentice, but everyime I try and load it I get the error;

You suck!!1

Help me out please, or I'll go and play your other game, Larry Vales! And I'll play it with a vengeance!

[DGMacphee]

The problem is the game thinks you smell bad -- go have a shower!

Man, this tech support stuff is so damn easy!

[Meowster]

I think he meant 'your game' in a collective sense, IE., The AGS communitys game.

Make sure you give him a nice answer Mark. It'd never do to be mean.

[m0ds]

I wasn't mean, Rusalka :p I simply told him I wasn't the creator of the games and therefore didn't know how to go about the errors, and pointed him to the AGS forums.

And for your information, I made Grim Fandango.


m0i

[c.leksutin]

I made coffee this morning...


C.

[Ben]

I made out with an elderly Mexican woman.

[Pumaman]

o_O  she told me I was the only one for her  :'(

[Gonchi]

So none of you are going to help that guy out?  

That's so... disappointing.

I expected better from this community.

You all deserve to burn in hell!

BURN!

Sorry... I also made coffee this morning, and I drank it all on my own.

[Scummbuddy]

You did read above, that Mods had replied saying that he wasn't the person to talk to and for the guy to get in touch with the creator.  Checking readme files and such.

And the mexican lady is mine.

[Pesty]

None of you would've been able to make any games if I hadn't made AGS!

And can't you guys just share the mexican woman? I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

[Ghormak]

Share, eh? Ok. I've got dibs on her brains.

[Pumaman]

None of you would've been able to make any games if I hadn't made AGS!

Yeah, I wanted to ask you about that. Why doesn't AGS support lens flare? Or 4xSAA?

How come I can't create my game in 1600x1200? It seems rather lacking to me, you need to spend more time making it good.

[Squinky]

As a Elderly Mexican woman myself, I am offended by your jokes aimed at demeaning older mexican women and their make out abilitys/ willingness to "get it on" with multiple people....

And I call out to all other Elderly Mexican women on this board (More than half the members, I'm sure) to speak out against this insult

Viva le er....El Mundo es Old Mehicano women!!!1111

[Pesty]

None of you would've been able to make any games if I hadn't made AGS!

Yeah, I wanted to ask you about that. Why doesn't AGS support lens flare? Or 4xSAA?

How come I can't create my game in 1600x1200? It seems rather lacking to me, you need to spend more time making it good.

I'm working on a version right now that not only does all that, but it has a Make1337 command that will turn every dialogue in your game into 1337-sp33k!

Here's an example:
Original - "I'm Guybrush Threepwood and I'm a mighty pirate!"
After the Make1337 command - "sup d00sdz im [GB]3-3pwud n im 4 1337haxx0rz omfg u sux loloollloz"

It'll revolutionize adventure games as we know it.

[Pumaman]

That's a start, but it really needs MMORPG support with internet multiplayer fragging. I'm not going to use AGS until you add these things.