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[DGMacphee]

Mr. Macphee, sorry for resurrecting such a boooooring thread, but, I have this question that's being killing me for ages and...

That's okay -- I really love answering such boooooring questions.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends???

It's just like you hanging around your friends -- you make them look better.

dear Dirt Golem,
supposing one well surpassed the measurements one long aforementioned chart, like pg 2. would said person then have the right to gloat?
also
I was recently declared a diety by an attractive female of the species, however she has a boyfriend. how should i kill him? should I summon thunderbolts? shall i strangle him with a wet shoelace in a public restroom stall?
also also
supposing i were to take over the world, what percentage of income should I demand of peasants as "breathing Joel's air tax"?
Joelman, hes not taking over the world i swear

I think you should close your browser and get back to school.

Christ, why can't 14 year olds just stay in school instead of getting high and writing about their "measurements" on (out of all things) an adventure game forum?

Shit, if you really had the measurements you describe and are actually taking over the world, what the fuck are you doing hanging around here, genius?

I'd at least be porking girls and demanding ransom from the President of the US.

Thats why you are not a diety, but a liar.


WOO -- 200 POSTS!!

[Domino]

Hello again DG,

Which game is better, Grand Theft Auto 3 or Grand Theft Auto: Vice City?

I have both, but wanted to know your favorite.

oh by the way, what do you think of the movie The Princess Bride?

BG

[DGMacphee]

Hello again DG,

Which game is better, Grand Theft Auto 3 or Grand Theft Auto: Vice City?

I have both, but wanted to know your favorite.

GREAT SCOTT, GHORMAK -- http://www.bash.org/?122856

oh by the way, what do you think of the movie The Princess Bride?

"Just one last question..."

[Joelman]

lol this thread kicks ass