Need a Girlfriend? You're in Luck...

[LordHart]

I just came across this while I was at apechild.com for an auction on ebay.

An Imaginary Girlfriend...

How sad is it, that somebody has actually bid on this. I feel sorry for them. :'(

[PureGhostGR]

*chokes laughing*

Ha.. this is clever. The sad part is that there is a specific word for it..

shame..

[SSH]

That's nothing:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2964261377&category=1523

[Goldmund]

I have to tell you that you may get love letters from me for half-price. I also use pink stationery and even sprinkle it with my armpit moist.

SSH: Thats OK, but farts tend to travel better.

[LordHart]

Fresh air in a bottle... hehe. Thats great!

[c.leksutin]

That might be one of the most tragic things I have ever seen.


C.

[Bionic Bill]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2966573620&category=1468

i wonder if there's any way to prove its age...

[Inkoddi]

EURGH!!! BLEH!! YUCK!!

[Eggie]

Damn...I gots to sell me something like that!

How about a box of BLING?!

[Evil]

I was gonna sell the after-death ownership of my left hand on ebay. After I die they can have my hand sent to them for whatever reasons. Then I can say that some girl from Alabama's hand is picking my nose.

[jannar85]

How sad is it, that somebody has actually bid on this. I feel sorry for them. :'(

Um.... The bidder was you..  

[OneThinkingGal and ._.]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2962532734&category=317

And my personal favorite:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2962126287&category=1467

[LordHart]

How sad is it, that somebody has actually bid on this. I feel sorry for them. :'(

Um.... The bidder was you..  

Oh come on... I'm not that sad!

[PunK N PiE]

oooh my,...
those were some funny items haha :o
i like this thread,
very entertaining!!!

[Oliver]

Oh my god...what will people think of next

[jannar85]

Oh come on... I'm not that sad!

Not? :o

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

O_O

I want to buy superpowers on e-bay.

[Domino]

no contact, no sex. Thats it, you're gone. I already dumped her. How dare she break my heart. What a waste of money. I saw an auction on ebay for a toenail, how could it get any worse?

shawn

[remixor]

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?query=imaginary+girlfriend&sosortproperty=1&ht=1&from=R10&BasicSearch=