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I just found this on a website, and I just had to post it here... it's just incredible news... for both women, AND men. :P
(Sorry if this offends anyone... I thought it was funny.)

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

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Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
« Reply #1 on: 24 Nov 2003, 18:58 »
HA! I am so printing this off and giving it to my girlfriend. Thanks Ultimo! I salute you!  ;D

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« Reply #3 on: 24 Nov 2003, 19:39 »
Fake.

http://216.239.59.104/search?q=cache:YxBie2dctZYJ:www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/f/fellatio.htm+Carolina+State+University+breast+cancer&hl=en&ie=UTF-8


Just do a google search for keywords in the report and you get dozens of pages debunking it.

I think everyone can look at the doc names and tell its a fake... but thats not the point now is it....

But at this rate my wife is never getting cancer... go ME!

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Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
« Reply #4 on: 24 Nov 2003, 20:25 »
if anyone will use the treatment and it will work then we'll know that is works ;)
You got it!

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Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
« Reply #5 on: 24 Nov 2003, 21:12 »
Yeah Alynn, but I thought proof would help my case.

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« Reply #6 on: 24 Nov 2003, 21:21 »
Seems kinda mean towards women who suffer breast cancer.  But it is still kind of amusing    :)

There is a large number of men who would love to partake in this experiment!
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Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
« Reply #7 on: 24 Nov 2003, 21:22 »
what is fellatio? head?
word up

Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
« Reply #8 on: 24 Nov 2003, 21:28 »
Oral sitmulation of the penis.

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« Reply #9 on: 24 Nov 2003, 21:30 »
Or, in other words, head.

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« Reply #10 on: 24 Nov 2003, 21:43 »
Speaking of breast cancer, I hope everyone already knows that milk causes it.  Cow's milk is a source of so many diseases, and the dairy industry will stop at nothing to hide the facts from the public.

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Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
« Reply #11 on: 24 Nov 2003, 21:43 »
Sitmulation? Nah, they don't need to sit, just suck.

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« Reply #12 on: 24 Nov 2003, 21:45 »
Or, in other words, head.

Or I could have said a big wet and sloppy blowjob, but there are children here.

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« Reply #13 on: 24 Nov 2003, 21:50 »
Or, in other words, head.

Or I could have said a big wet and sloppy blowjob, but there are children here.

Erm, like uh, me and you?

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« Reply #14 on: 24 Nov 2003, 22:16 »
:)

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Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
« Reply #15 on: 24 Nov 2003, 22:18 »
This guest character is right!!! http://www.notmilk.com!!!
We're all going to die!!!!










Actually I've been aware of this for a while, and my chemistry teacher even admits to it. When a guy who earned his PhD at 22 can tell it's bad for you... it is.
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Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
« Reply #16 on: 24 Nov 2003, 22:31 »
No, this is absolutely true!!

I know both Dr. B.J. Sooner & Dr. Inserta Shafteer.  They're both very smart and knowledgable doctors.

I was a control element in the experiment.  It involved receiving felatio 9-10 times a day from hot attractive woman but hey, it was for Science.

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« Reply #17 on: 24 Nov 2003, 22:42 »
Ah shut up Hostomv... erm, Darth... :P

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« Reply #18 on: 24 Nov 2003, 23:01 »
Blimey, just look at how the internet has corrupted your young, innocent little minds!

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« Reply #19 on: 24 Nov 2003, 23:23 »
Hey CJ, my parents arnt going to be home, so, you could like, come over and we could like totally do some gradients... :)