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Quote #603 - Vote this quote up[5]Vote this quote down

<CalinLeafshade> although yesteday
<CalinLeafshade> i went to type dog
<CalinLeafshade> and typed cat instead

Submitted on 2011-01-25 13:21:43 by uoou [...]

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<CalinLeafshade> i liked it when his mispelt oligarchy(sp)
<Roger> CalinLeafshade: "oligarchy" appears to be correct.
<CalinLeafshade> irony averted
<Babar> :D
<uoou> rog spell misspell
<Roger> uoou: "misspell" appears to be correct.
<CalinLeafshade> shit
<uoou> irony reverted
<Babar> hah

Submitted on 2011-02-18 06:04:30 by Calin Leafshade [...]

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<Domithan> hey virgil's here!
<Matt> no he isn't
<Domithan> >.>
<Matt> now he is
* Virgil (Virgil@ags-A7554E7E.tx.res.rr.com) has joined #ags
<Domithan> WHAT?!
<Domithan> MATT'S A PSYCHIC 

Submitted on 2011-03-07 23:02:41 by Virgil [...]

Quote #606 - Vote this quote up[1]Vote this quote down

<Dualnames> there
<Dualnames> I WIB
<Dualnames> WIN
<Dualnames> fuck

Submitted on 2011-03-15 13:32:54 by Calin Leafshade [...]

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<uoou> I'd quite like to join a monastery
<uoou> apart from the lack of sex
<Al_Ninio> Don't you lack in sex now though
<uoou> well yeah but I like to keep hope alive

Submitted on 2011-03-20 09:44:58 by Virgil [...]

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<uoou> I like my pizzas like I like my men
<Matt> and it is more satisfying
<uoou> thin and greasy
<uoou> and covered in cheese
<Matt> and baked
<Matt> for 10 minutes
<Matt> at 200 degrees
<uoou> and in a box
<Dualnames> mushrooms in too
<uoou> yeaaah
<uoou> and pepperoni
<Dualnames> god
<Matt> yes?
<Dualnames> I'm not sure now
<Dualnames> am I hungry or gay?
<Matt> both

Submitted on 2011-03-26 18:54:18 by Dualnames [...]

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[Matt] you can't be mean to midgets because they're small

Submitted on 2011-04-11 00:56:15 by Virgil [...]

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<Babar> SHE'S ALIVE! SHE'S ALIVE, WHAT A WONDERFUL AND JOYFUL FEELING!
<Roger> Babar, BrutalSlakt told me to tell you (7 hours and 18 minutes ago): LIES!!

Submitted on 2011-04-26 04:29:13 by FSi++ [...]

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<Babar> why aren't there more sword buttf***ers?
<Babar> there are sword swallowers
<Yarcanox> becuase Babar that hurts

Submitted on 2011-05-12 09:41:32 by FSi++ [...]

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<Scarab> I hated hipsters before it was mainstream

Submitted on 2011-05-13 07:34:56 by FSi++ [...]

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<uoou> the man with the golden fuck you
<uoou> from russia with fuck you
<Babar> :D
<uoou> I really hate james bond
<Matt> a license to fuck you
<uoou> he's not charming or suave, he's just a dick

Submitted on 2011-05-16 11:42:04 by FSi++ [...]

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<Jake> I tried to do some diy earlier
<Jake> then I  remember  that I dont have a drill
<Jake> and then I remembered that I dont even have a pencil :(
<Jake> I  am shit at diy

Submitted on 2011-05-22 22:44:14 by uoou [...]

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<Babar> my father, in all his enlightened insanity once covered my head in honey and let the dog lick it while he took photographs

Submitted on 2011-05-26 07:38:02 by FSi++ [...]

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<Babar> Bhutan was funny
<Babar> they are funny buddhists, kind funny buddhists
<Babar> they didn't eat meat, and didn't kill animals, but they wanted to be good hosts
<Babar> so they tossed a buffalo off a cliff
<Babar> and said that gravity did it
<Babar> and then fed it to us
<Babar> or maybe it was a yak

Submitted on 2011-06-03 06:20:00 by FSi++ [...]

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<Babar> I'd gift everybody fucking jeans
<Babar> then fuck them

Submitted on 2011-06-08 11:38:42 by FSi++ [...]

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Ishmael has joined #ags
Dualnames: Ishmael
Dualnames: are you my best friend?
Ishmael: No, fuck off.

Submitted on 2011-06-14 13:01:23 by Dualnames [...]

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<Matt> i just got a phonecall from a robot
<Matt> and all it said was 'goodbye'

Submitted on 2011-06-16 15:26:50 by uoou [...]

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<Dualnames> i like the trailer, when francisco is talking to aga's girlfriend and you (I believe) and he says
<Dualnames> "hey?! Hello????!!"
<Dualnames> "STOP IGNORING ME I'M BEN FUCKING JORDAN",
<cat> that's not aga's girlfriend, it's jake.

Submitted on 2011-06-19 14:33:24 by Dualnames [...]

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<Kabukibear> who's playing?
<bicilotti> Kabukibear: me, but the board... is strange ?
<Kabukibear> oh god
<Kabukibear> no not you 

Submitted on 2011-06-19 19:34:57 by Dualnames [...]

Quote #622 - Vote this quote up[28]Vote this quote down

CalinLeafshade: Dualnames is *literally* the worst person i know
IndieBoy: he isnt a person
IndieBoy: I just imagine a talking kebab
Dualnames: i agree with calin
Dualnames: and since i've met me and calin
Dualnames: calin is totally the worst
CalinLeafshade: ..what?
CalinLeafshade: see
CalinLeafshade: this is a perfect example
IndieBoy: I haven't met myself yet
Dualnames: neither has Calin
CalinLeafshade: SHUT UP! THE STUPID BURNS

Submitted on 2011-06-23 12:49:06 by Calin Leafshade [...]

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<CalinLeafshade> i am ignoring no one
<Roger> CalinLeafshade, AdamM told me to tell you (2 minutes and 1 second ago): I don't know what I did wrong but please stop ignoring me
<CalinLeafshade> except maybe dualnames
- Joined: Dualnames (chatzilla@ags-745C894C.home.otenet.gr)

Submitted on 2011-06-28 19:30:15 by Calin Leafshade [...]

Quote #624 - Vote this quote up[-9]Vote this quote down

Al_Ninio: I am colourblind.
AdamM: What type ?
Al_Ninio: All of them.

Submitted on 2011-06-28 19:50:47 by Dualnames [...]

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<Matt> back in my day, a good  rape was a formal greeting
* Babar kisses Matt on the elbow in greeting
<FSi> RAPIST
<Matt> philistine!
* Babar rapes FSi in the elbow-groove as greeting
<FSi> enough formalities!
<Babar> HOLD IT IN PLACE, BASTARD! STOP EXTENDING YOUR ARM!

Submitted on 2011-07-17 10:30:35 by FSi++ [...]

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<Babar> my dog is not eating :(
<ddq> eating cocks that is
<Babar> well..I haven't tried cocks yet
<Babar> that'd be...weird
<Babar> I'd probably get some disease or something
<Babar> cock-rabies

Submitted on 2011-07-20 18:17:36 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #627 - Vote this quote up[-9]Vote this quote down

Roger: 1: I enjoy terrorist ass
Roger: 2: Inner emotion total apathy
Roger: 3: In England, tits age
Roger: 4: Is everyone terrorising assholes?
Roger: 5: I envy the Afro
Roger: 6: in England, tickle anglicans
Roger: You have 39 seconds to vote (say the number).
qptain_Nemo: 2
Babar: 4
Matt: 1
Babar: I do
Jon: 5
Babar: wait...what?!
Babar: I MEANT 5!

Submitted on 2011-07-21 20:29:28 by Bror_Jon [...]

Quote #628 - Vote this quote up[-11]Vote this quote down

creed_malay: no ones quoted me since 2006 :(

Submitted on 2011-07-25 20:28:36 by Bror_Jon [...]

Quote #629 - Vote this quote up[-17]Vote this quote down

(about creed_malay)
<Stee> you still have a beard davy?
<Matt> he is a beard

Submitted on 2011-08-11 18:47:03 by FSi++ [...]

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<Creed_Malay> grundislavs penis looks mor elike a nose to me

Submitted on 2011-08-14 15:35:57 by Matt Frith [...]

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<Babar> I...forgot the password for my porn folder ages ago :(
<Babar> but I still keep it around
<Babar> maybe I'll find a reliable password cracker at some point

Submitted on 2011-08-25 08:32:38 by FSi++ [...]

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<CalinLeafshade> anal sex isnt so bad..
<CalinLeafshade> i mean it hurts
<CalinLeafshade> but its against god
<Babar> didn't hurt me :P
<CalinLeafshade> so that makes it worth it

Submitted on 2011-08-26 11:22:29 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #633 - Vote this quote up[-13]Vote this quote down

<JimReed> porn to the internet is like merry men to robin

Submitted on 2011-09-01 12:18:20 by  [...]

Quote #634 - Vote this quote up[14]Vote this quote down

<Roger> Yahtzee, FSi told me to tell you (3 hours and 24 seconds ago): I think you're cute
<Babar> awww
<qptain_Nemo> Yahtzee IS cute
<Yahtzee> ...

Submitted on 2011-09-04 19:59:46 by FSi++ [...]

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<Babar> Aryan has kind of a bad rep
<Babar> and isn't REALLY (pop)culturally relevant
<FSi> is too
<Babar> name any movie or famous book or game that involved the ancient aryans
<FSi> ._.
<FSi> mein kampf
<Babar> hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah

Submitted on 2011-09-09 11:24:00 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #636 - Vote this quote up[6]Vote this quote down

01:05	qptain_Nemo	Babar, i wish your mother health and general well-being
01:06	Babar	and I also wish your mother these things!
01:06	Babar	may all mothers live long and pleasant lives!
01:06	creed_malay	yes!
01:06	Wyz	hear hear
01:06	ShiverMeSideways	...
01:06	ShiverMeSideways	It's like I'm not on the Internet.

Submitted on 2011-09-17 22:14:03 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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22:06	<FSi> this band reminded me of burzum btw
22:07	<FSi> also don't listen it's black metol
22:08	<ShiverMeSideways> Black Menthol.
22:08	<qptain_Nemo> black method
22:11	<FSi> it's beautiful but fucking depressive
22:11	* ShiverMeSideways writes down potential game title.
22:11	<FSi> black menthol?
22:11	<ShiverMeSideways> -_-

Submitted on 2011-09-18 19:13:10 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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<Cooper> anyway, i don't really care, i thought it was just interesting.

Submitted on 2011-09-27 11:47:57 by  [...]

Quote #639 - Vote this quote up[-25]Vote this quote down

12:49 Babar is it monotonous droning post-rocky stuff? 
12:50 ShiverMeSideways No. 
12:50 ShiverMeSideways Who do you take me for, Al_Ninio? 

Submitted on 2011-09-28 10:52:34 by Bror_Jon [...]

Quote #640 - Vote this quote up[-5]Vote this quote down

<uoou> bEtA: it's in the name

Submitted on 2011-10-01 05:36:31 by Ishmael [...]

Quote #641 - Vote this quote up[9]Vote this quote down

<ShiverMeSideways> Duals.
<ShiverMeSideways> Duals.
<ShiverMeSideways> Duals.
<ShiverMeSideways> Duals.
<ShiverMeSideways> Fuck off.
<Dualnames> yes?
<Dualnames> :D
<ShiverMeSideways> :D
<Wyz> :D
<Dualnames> everyone loves me
<Dualnames> :D

Submitted on 2011-10-04 19:31:46 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

Quote #642 - Vote this quote up[2]Vote this quote down

<Galen> how appropriate, i fucked a cow

Submitted on 2011-10-04 19:39:18 by NsMn [...]

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<qptain_Nemo> lol Jon is here
<uoou> lol seks
<qptain_Nemo> lol
<Jon|Food> lol

Submitted on 2011-10-06 16:08:51 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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<uoou> firefox <4 is OLD and SLOW and FUCKED
<uoou> firefox >4 is just SLOW and FUCKEd
<Babar> SO IS YOUR MOTHER!
<uoou> goddamn right

Submitted on 2011-10-25 11:30:30 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #645 - Vote this quote up[-39]Vote this quote down

<FSi> no, mahjong
<FSi> hopefully
<qptain_Nemo> yo jong eh

Submitted on 2011-10-25 11:58:08 by Ishmael [...]

Quote #646 - Vote this quote up[5]Vote this quote down

qptain_Nemo:	rog choose Yarcanox or Yarcanox2
Roger:	qptain_Nemo, I choose Yarcanox2.
*** Yarcanox quit (Ping timeout)

Submitted on 2011-10-31 02:32:14 by IndieBoy [...]

Quote #647 - Vote this quote up[-21]Vote this quote down

<CalinLeafshade> FSi
<CalinLeafshade> why have you not yet been arrested?

Submitted on 2011-11-01 16:44:32 by uoou [...]

Quote #648 - Vote this quote up[-2]Vote this quote down

Jake: I just want leather seats
Ishmael: no more driving all nekkid then

Submitted on 2011-12-20 17:04:22 by Bror_Jon [...]

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Babar:	and a member of the nazi party?
FSi:	mmm nazi party
FSi:	with nazi cake
FSi:	and nazi pool
FSi:	and nazi hookers
FSi:	probably
Jake:	Nazi parties are ok

Submitted on 2011-12-21 14:22:02 by Bror_Jon [...]

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Galen	BF3 time!
qptain_Nemo	you assign numbers to your boyfriends? how insensitive

Submitted on 2011-12-29 22:51:00 by IndieBoy [...]

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<bicilotti> the only useful think I did was taking mum to mass and teach her some english
<Matt> I'll teach her some english
<Matt> if you know what i mean
<bicilotti> :o
* Matt has kicked Matt from #ags (sicko)

Submitted on 2012-01-02 01:07:56 by  [...]

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<qptain_Nemo> Jake is so fat he causes stack overflow :D/
<Jake> That doesn't make any sense nemo ._. You shouldve said my mummas banged enough men to cause a stack overflow 
<FSi> did she bang them recursively?
<qptain_Nemo> how can you bang somebody recursively?
<qptain_Nemo> by reincarnating in every next partner or something?
<Galen> Benoit Mandlebrot's guide to tantric sex.

Submitted on 2012-01-04 16:41:18 by FSi++ [...]