Quote #676 - [-47]
<Babar> the best dildos are the ones with dudes attached to them
Submitted on 2012-05-07 17:01:00 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #675 - [-38]
<FSi> rog image the most homoerotic picture ever <Roger> FSi, "the most homoerotic picture ever": http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/11/11/1321038946618/Call-of-Duty-Modern-Warfa-007.jpg
Submitted on 2012-05-04 18:12:30 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #674 - [-54]
<Babar> be interesting to see a language based off breasts <Babar> I wonder how different it'd be from the internet <FSi> not that different
Submitted on 2012-05-03 17:43:23 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #673 - [-2]
<bicilotti> mhh I need a 30 days goal. <FSi> can one become morbidly obese in 30 days? <qptain_Nemo> CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Submitted on 2012-04-24 20:19:14 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #669 - [-57]
Babar: how do you make a pointer to God? visy: God *pointer; visy: next question Babar: but a pointer to the one TRUE God. God *pointer could probably point to any God! visy: static God *pointer; visy: next question
Submitted on 2012-03-08 09:03:20 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #662 - [-6]
[22:43] Babar: I once got punished because my sister bit my head [22:43] Babar: ...and chipped her teeth
Submitted on 2012-02-01 16:43:49 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #661 - [-11]
<Babar> I remember on Conan O'Brian ages ago they featured this guy who had muscular buttcheeks <Babar> he was able to crush cans by putting them between his buttcheeks <Jake> I can do that <Jake> It's called sitting
Submitted on 2012-01-30 12:26:06 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #658 - [-21]
<FSi> rog acro <Roger> Your letters are: MIC. 43 seconds starts now. PM me your entries, consisting of 3 words, each starting with the corresponding letter. 'help acro' for more info. <Roger> Time up! Here are the entries: <Roger> 1: masturbate in closet <Roger> 2: masturbating is cool! <Roger> 3: My illegal cock <Roger> 4: masticate infernal cunt <Roger> 5: Make incest cool! <Roger> You have 35 seconds to vote (say the number). <Babar> wow <Babar> it is like a poem <Babar> about closet incest
Submitted on 2012-01-20 11:11:45 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #656 - [-21]
<qptain_Nemo> uoou: let's make an online drawing thing where you have only brushes shaped as cocks and swastikas <uoou> :'D <FSi> that'd make a point <FSi> you should also make a chatroulette clone where you have to show your penis <uoou> hahahahahaha <FSi> to proceed <Wyz> wait chat roulette always involves lots of penises right? <uoou> not always <uoou> that's the problem
Submitted on 2012-01-18 19:37:13 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #653 - [-34]
<qptain_Nemo> is Babar showing off what an elite fat cunt he is again? ^_^ <BrutalSlakt> no, his elite father <Babar> ;D <Babar> not elite <Jake> It's neat <Babar> he was a kid <Babar> he sent lots of letters <Jake> Anthrax in every one
Submitted on 2012-01-05 18:10:33 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #652 - [19]
<qptain_Nemo> Jake is so fat he causes stack overflow :D/ <Jake> That doesn't make any sense nemo ._. You shouldve said my mummas banged enough men to cause a stack overflow <FSi> did she bang them recursively? <qptain_Nemo> how can you bang somebody recursively? <qptain_Nemo> by reincarnating in every next partner or something? <Galen> Benoit Mandlebrot's guide to tantric sex.
Submitted on 2012-01-04 16:41:18 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #644 - [-1]
<uoou> firefox <4 is OLD and SLOW and FUCKED <uoou> firefox >4 is just SLOW and FUCKEd <Babar> SO IS YOUR MOTHER! <uoou> goddamn right
Submitted on 2011-10-25 11:30:30 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #635 - [-36]
<Babar> Aryan has kind of a bad rep <Babar> and isn't REALLY (pop)culturally relevant <FSi> is too <Babar> name any movie or famous book or game that involved the ancient aryans <FSi> ._. <FSi> mein kampf <Babar> hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah
Submitted on 2011-09-09 11:24:00 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #634 - [14]
<Roger> Yahtzee, FSi told me to tell you (3 hours and 24 seconds ago): I think you're cute <Babar> awww <qptain_Nemo> Yahtzee IS cute <Yahtzee> ...
Submitted on 2011-09-04 19:59:46 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #632 - [-12]
<CalinLeafshade> anal sex isnt so bad.. <CalinLeafshade> i mean it hurts <CalinLeafshade> but its against god <Babar> didn't hurt me :P <CalinLeafshade> so that makes it worth it
Submitted on 2011-08-26 11:22:29 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #631 - [1]
<Babar> I...forgot the password for my porn folder ages ago :( <Babar> but I still keep it around <Babar> maybe I'll find a reliable password cracker at some point
Submitted on 2011-08-25 08:32:38 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #629 - [-17]
(about creed_malay) <Stee> you still have a beard davy? <Matt> he is a beard
Submitted on 2011-08-11 18:47:03 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #626 - [-2]
<Babar> my dog is not eating :( <ddq> eating cocks that is <Babar> well..I haven't tried cocks yet <Babar> that'd be...weird <Babar> I'd probably get some disease or something <Babar> cock-rabies
Submitted on 2011-07-20 18:17:36 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #625 - [-12]
<Matt> back in my day, a good rape was a formal greeting * Babar kisses Matt on the elbow in greeting <FSi> RAPIST <Matt> philistine! * Babar rapes FSi in the elbow-groove as greeting <FSi> enough formalities! <Babar> HOLD IT IN PLACE, BASTARD! STOP EXTENDING YOUR ARM!
Submitted on 2011-07-17 10:30:35 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #617 - [-16]
<Babar> I'd gift everybody fucking jeans <Babar> then fuck them
Submitted on 2011-06-08 11:38:42 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #616 - [15]
<Babar> Bhutan was funny <Babar> they are funny buddhists, kind funny buddhists <Babar> they didn't eat meat, and didn't kill animals, but they wanted to be good hosts <Babar> so they tossed a buffalo off a cliff <Babar> and said that gravity did it <Babar> and then fed it to us <Babar> or maybe it was a yak
Submitted on 2011-06-03 06:20:00 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #615 - [-6]
<Babar> my father, in all his enlightened insanity once covered my head in honey and let the dog lick it while he took photographs
Submitted on 2011-05-26 07:38:02 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #613 - [-14]
<uoou> the man with the golden fuck you <uoou> from russia with fuck you <Babar> :D <uoou> I really hate james bond <Matt> a license to fuck you <uoou> he's not charming or suave, he's just a dick
Submitted on 2011-05-16 11:42:04 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #612 - [-23]
<Scarab> I hated hipsters before it was mainstream
Submitted on 2011-05-13 07:34:56 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #611 - [43]
<Babar> why aren't there more sword buttf***ers? <Babar> there are sword swallowers <Yarcanox> becuase Babar that hurts
Submitted on 2011-05-12 09:41:32 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #610 - [-3]
<Babar> SHE'S ALIVE! SHE'S ALIVE, WHAT A WONDERFUL AND JOYFUL FEELING! <Roger> Babar, BrutalSlakt told me to tell you (7 hours and 18 minutes ago): LIES!!
Submitted on 2011-04-26 04:29:13 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #598 - [-5]
<Roger> veryweirdguy, Matt told me to tell you (10 hours, 11 minutes and 23 seconds ago): Goodbye forever <veryweirdguy> :D <BrutalSlakt> :O <FSi> :O <veryweirdguy> FINALLY
Submitted on 2010-11-06 10:11:10 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #592 - [38]
* CaptainLexington (CaptainLex@ags-A92BE8FF.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) joined #AGS <CaptainLexington> Hello all. * bic|soup quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.8/20100722155716]) <FSi> that was an italian greeting
Submitted on 2010-08-23 18:57:26 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #591 - [-6]
* Snake lubes wonkyth <Wonkyth> Is good <Al_Bedio> :D <Wonkyth> make sure you get behind the ears <Wonkyth> Why do snakes need lube? <FSi> to go up the ass <NsMn> to get themselves in
Submitted on 2010-08-19 16:32:58 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #590 - [-12]
<Virgil> whats up <Snake> Hi Virgil <Virgil> snakey <Virgil> whats happening <Snake> Absolutely nothing <Virgil> sounds good <FSi> rog define up <Roger> FSi, "up": up adv. In or to a higher position: looking up. In a direction opposite to the center of the earth or a comparable gravitational center: up from the <Snake> Quite boring actually <FSi> Virgil: that is up <Snake> rog define happening <Roger> Snake, "happening": happening n. Something that takes place. See synonyms at occurrence . An improvised, often spontaneous spectacle or performance, especially one <Virgil> I thank you FSi <Virgil> these words used to have no meaning to me
Submitted on 2010-08-19 14:17:24 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #589 - [0]
<Wonkyth> I think I got a virus that was popping ads up in IE <Wonkyth> so I deleted IE :P <Al_Ninio> that virus is called IE
Submitted on 2010-08-18 13:41:34 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #588 - [-27]
<NsMn> BOOBS PENIS PORN NAKED WOMEN FREE DOWNLOAD MOVIES VIAGRA SEX DRUGS
Submitted on 2010-08-09 13:46:12 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #585 - [-12]
<FSi> rog remind 1 minute ago in 1 minute 1 minite ago <Roger> Ok, FSi, I will remind 1 minute ago that here in 1 minute. (a minute passes) <Roger> 1 minute ago: FSi asked me to remind you "1 minite ago" (1 minute ago)
Submitted on 2010-07-03 10:26:40 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #584 - [17]
* Terran[AFK] has joined #AGS * Terran[AFK] is now known as TerranRich <TerranRich> Greetings and salutations, #ags! <Roger> TerranRich, CalinLeafshade told me to tell you (168 days, 5 hours, 41 minutes and 25 seconds ago): sdfjksdfjksdflasfasjkdfasjkdfasdfasdfasdf <Roger> TerranRich, Babar told me to tell you (132 days, 3 hours, 34 minutes and 31 seconds ago): I miss you, terry! :D <Roger> TerranRich, Babar told me to tell you (9 days, 4 hours, 33 minutes and 33 seconds ago): PIPE WRENCH FIGHT <TerranRich> PIPE WRENCH FIGHT!!! <FSi> o_O <TerranRich> Longest AFK ever
Submitted on 2010-07-02 18:22:41 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #582 - [-1]
<Matt> Italy are out <Matt> Everyone prepare for angry Bicilotti <Matt> ;) <FSi> rog tell bicilotti ha-HA <Roger> Ok, FSi, I'll tell bicilotti that next time I see them here. <FSi> there, i prepared
Submitted on 2010-06-24 15:57:47 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #580 - [18]
<Babar> I really should try to get back at my old place <FSi> your old bitches <Babar> yes :( <Babar> I miss Vader and Lena and Topsy <FSi> Vader :O <Babar> yes <FSi> lena and topsy are an ok names for bitches <Babar> my beautiful bitch Vader :D <FSi> Vader is :O <Babar> she is black :P <FSi> and YOUR FATHER
Submitted on 2010-06-22 15:20:17 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #577 - [-5]
<Crazy_Axe_Murderer> WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET <Crazy_Axe_Murderer> I'M TRYING TO PROCRASTINATE HERE
Submitted on 2010-06-17 14:14:05 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #576 - [5]
<Scarab> rog seen you naked <Roger> Scarab, I last saw youscream 66 days, 16 hours, 53 minutes and 12 seconds ago saying: *where's <Scarab> aww, that's not as amusing as i'd hoped ( ... time passes ... ) * Scarab is now known as you_naked <you_naked> oh yeah, take it off * you_naked is now known as scarab <scarab> rog seen you_naked <Roger> scarab, I last saw you_naked 20 seconds ago saying: oh yeah, take it off
Submitted on 2010-06-14 12:42:45 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #574 - [5]
<FSi> sorry, i am a bit of tired and how do you call that state where you're under influence of alcohol? <JimReed> normal <ShiverMeAFK> DRUNK <FSi> no, not DRUNK yet <JimReed> ah, almost normal then
Submitted on 2010-06-09 10:51:28 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #571 - [-5]
<Sinsin> are you farmiliar with Duals' Control modes Module ??? <Sinsin> lol farmiliar <Stee> best person to ask about that is duals <Sinsin> I know but I'm inpatient <Stee> he should be on soon <Sinsin> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <Stee> he's greek its not like they hve jobs
Submitted on 2010-06-07 14:51:38 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #568 - [-11]
<Mission> rog translate Mahdollista <Roger> Mission: Possible
Submitted on 2010-04-28 16:52:45 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #567 - [-4]
<AngelicCharon> Babar, village idiot. <Babar> this is not a village! <AngelicCharon> You're still an idiot.
Submitted on 2010-04-24 19:28:17 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #566 - [-5]
<uoou> for example: I bet progz has a whole moleskine collection <Al_Ninio> Foreskine <uoou> I'd buy that <Al_Ninio> You already have one :( <uoou> oh yes ^____^
Submitted on 2010-04-17 12:11:54 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #564 - [18]
<scotch> I have 1GB ram and windows 7 <scotch> dunno what that makes me <Jake> In constant agony I imagine
Submitted on 2010-03-21 17:16:13 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #563 - [6]
<dasjoe> Btw, I recently played on a nazi server because I didn't know it was one.. some guy yelled "Jew!" at everybody who shot him <veryweirdguy> Maybe it was a Jewish server and they were just celebrating each other's faith <veryweirdguy> "You shot me! You have great skills, you are a true jew."
Submitted on 2010-03-19 18:51:07 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #562 - [18]
<Dualnames> I recall how much I love my ex <Dualnames> though she damped me <AngelicCharon> Damped you, Duals? Did she get wet a lot? <AngelicCharon> All over you? <AngelicCharon> Randy girl? <Dualnames> no! <AngelicCharon> The kind you don't take home to mother, because she stains the couch? <Dualnames> dumped me <AngelicCharon> That's almost worse.
Submitted on 2010-03-19 17:14:25 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #561 - [13]
* captain_Nemo pulls out a really gross stick covered in revolting mess and disgusts NsMn to death <Ishmael> Put your pants back on!
Submitted on 2010-02-26 17:06:30 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #560 - [0]
<Babar> rog choose cake or death <Roger> Babar, I choose death.
Submitted on 2010-02-02 11:46:43 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #559 - [7]
uoou: that reminds me uoou: I need to cut my hair off uoou: because uoou: I grew my hair uoou: and uoou: having not done this before uoou: I was unaware that you had to regularly brush it uoou: so now I have a mono-dreadlock
Submitted on 2010-02-01 19:27:54 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #558 - [23]
<enkerro> what's up <Jon> sky <Jon> and roof <enkerro> You have a sky under your roof <enkerro> What are you, God or something? <Ishmael> No. He's Swedish.
Submitted on 2010-01-29 13:19:00 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #557 - [11]
<NsMn> Prog, we have so much in common <Babar> Progz probably hates you now for that :P <NsMn> Probably. <NsMn> And that makes us have even more in common, because I hate myself too! <ProgZTIRED> what do we have in common? <o64> you are both dorks
Submitted on 2010-01-23 14:37:40 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #555 - [-9]
<FSi> rog image jake's mom <Roger> FSi, "jake's mom": http://www.silverhairs.co.uk/wiggle.gif <NsMn> Too slim
Submitted on 2010-01-21 15:54:12 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #552 - [22]
<Al_Ninio> My friend does the best tupac impression ever <AGA> Does he lie still, not moving?
Submitted on 2010-01-13 21:34:49 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #551 - [-21]
* Ishmael has disconnected: Ping timeout <asuka> what does ping timeout mean <Babar> usually that someone diconnected in a messy way * Pablo has disconnected: Ping timeout <asuka> oh ok <Babar> like the power going out ._. <asuka> that sucks <Babar> or Pablo having rough crazy sex with Ishmael <asuka> hahahaha
Submitted on 2010-01-12 17:16:02 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #548 - [-25]
* Al_Ninio has joined * ChanServ enables 'Op' status for Al_Ninio * FSi listens to: Pet Shop Boys - Go West Al_Ninio: :| FSi: haha Al_Ninio has left Shiver|LetsPlaying: =)) FSi: ...
Submitted on 2009-12-24 19:14:34 by FSi++ [...]
Quote #547 - [-12]
Jake: I have to go to hospital on christmas day :( Jake: How depressing Matt: Grandmother? Jake: yus AGA: It's usually the hip that old people break. Your nan had to go one step further. Matt: I thought she only broke her leg FSi: she also broke the pavement Matt: :o Jake: She has to have a plate ._. That makes her part robot right Matt: yes AGA: Well she is Jake's nan, she probably weighs several ton. Poor pavement :( Jake: Ill kill you Matt: :O