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Quote #676 - Vote this quote up[-47]Vote this quote down

<Babar> the best dildos are the ones with dudes attached to them

Submitted on 2012-05-07 17:01:00 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #675 - Vote this quote up[-38]Vote this quote down

<FSi> rog image the most homoerotic picture ever
<Roger> FSi, "the most homoerotic picture ever": http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/11/11/1321038946618/Call-of-Duty-Modern-Warfa-007.jpg

Submitted on 2012-05-04 18:12:30 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #674 - Vote this quote up[-54]Vote this quote down

<Babar> be interesting to see a language based off breasts
<Babar> I wonder how different it'd be from the internet
<FSi> not that different

Submitted on 2012-05-03 17:43:23 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #673 - Vote this quote up[-2]Vote this quote down

<bicilotti> mhh I need a 30 days goal.
<FSi> can one become morbidly obese in 30 days?
<qptain_Nemo> CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Submitted on 2012-04-24 20:19:14 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #669 - Vote this quote up[-57]Vote this quote down

Babar: how do you make a pointer to God?
visy: God *pointer;
visy: next question
Babar: but a pointer to the one TRUE God. God *pointer could probably point to any God!
visy: static God *pointer;
visy: next question

Submitted on 2012-03-08 09:03:20 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #662 - Vote this quote up[-6]Vote this quote down

[22:43]	Babar: I once got punished because my sister bit my head
[22:43]	Babar: ...and chipped her teeth

Submitted on 2012-02-01 16:43:49 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #661 - Vote this quote up[-11]Vote this quote down

<Babar> I remember on Conan O'Brian ages ago they featured this guy who had muscular buttcheeks
<Babar> he was able to crush cans by putting them between his buttcheeks
<Jake> I can do that 
<Jake> It's called sitting

Submitted on 2012-01-30 12:26:06 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #658 - Vote this quote up[-21]Vote this quote down

<FSi> rog acro
<Roger> Your letters are: MIC. 43 seconds starts now. PM me your entries, consisting of 3 words, each starting with the corresponding letter. 'help acro' for more info.
<Roger> Time up! Here are the entries:
<Roger>   1: masturbate in closet
<Roger>   2: masturbating is cool!
<Roger>   3: My illegal cock
<Roger>   4: masticate infernal cunt
<Roger>   5: Make incest cool!
<Roger> You have 35 seconds to vote (say the number).
<Babar> wow
<Babar> it is like a poem
<Babar> about closet incest

Submitted on 2012-01-20 11:11:45 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #656 - Vote this quote up[-21]Vote this quote down

<qptain_Nemo> uoou: let's make an online drawing thing where you have only brushes shaped as cocks and swastikas
<uoou> :'D
<FSi> that'd make a point
<FSi> you should also make a chatroulette clone where you have to show your penis
<uoou> hahahahahaha
<FSi> to proceed
<Wyz> wait chat roulette always involves lots of penises right?
<uoou> not always
<uoou> that's the problem

Submitted on 2012-01-18 19:37:13 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #653 - Vote this quote up[-34]Vote this quote down

<qptain_Nemo> is Babar showing off what an elite fat cunt he is again? ^_^
<BrutalSlakt> no, his elite father
<Babar> ;D
<Babar> not elite
<Jake> It's neat
<Babar> he was a kid
<Babar> he sent lots of letters
<Jake> Anthrax in every one 

Submitted on 2012-01-05 18:10:33 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #652 - Vote this quote up[19]Vote this quote down

<qptain_Nemo> Jake is so fat he causes stack overflow :D/
<Jake> That doesn't make any sense nemo ._. You shouldve said my mummas banged enough men to cause a stack overflow 
<FSi> did she bang them recursively?
<qptain_Nemo> how can you bang somebody recursively?
<qptain_Nemo> by reincarnating in every next partner or something?
<Galen> Benoit Mandlebrot's guide to tantric sex.

Submitted on 2012-01-04 16:41:18 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #644 - Vote this quote up[-1]Vote this quote down

<uoou> firefox <4 is OLD and SLOW and FUCKED
<uoou> firefox >4 is just SLOW and FUCKEd
<Babar> SO IS YOUR MOTHER!
<uoou> goddamn right

Submitted on 2011-10-25 11:30:30 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #635 - Vote this quote up[-36]Vote this quote down

<Babar> Aryan has kind of a bad rep
<Babar> and isn't REALLY (pop)culturally relevant
<FSi> is too
<Babar> name any movie or famous book or game that involved the ancient aryans
<FSi> ._.
<FSi> mein kampf
<Babar> hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah

Submitted on 2011-09-09 11:24:00 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #634 - Vote this quote up[14]Vote this quote down

<Roger> Yahtzee, FSi told me to tell you (3 hours and 24 seconds ago): I think you're cute
<Babar> awww
<qptain_Nemo> Yahtzee IS cute
<Yahtzee> ...

Submitted on 2011-09-04 19:59:46 by FSi++ [...]

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<CalinLeafshade> anal sex isnt so bad..
<CalinLeafshade> i mean it hurts
<CalinLeafshade> but its against god
<Babar> didn't hurt me :P
<CalinLeafshade> so that makes it worth it

Submitted on 2011-08-26 11:22:29 by FSi++ [...]

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<Babar> I...forgot the password for my porn folder ages ago :(
<Babar> but I still keep it around
<Babar> maybe I'll find a reliable password cracker at some point

Submitted on 2011-08-25 08:32:38 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #629 - Vote this quote up[-17]Vote this quote down

(about creed_malay)
<Stee> you still have a beard davy?
<Matt> he is a beard

Submitted on 2011-08-11 18:47:03 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #626 - Vote this quote up[-2]Vote this quote down

<Babar> my dog is not eating :(
<ddq> eating cocks that is
<Babar> well..I haven't tried cocks yet
<Babar> that'd be...weird
<Babar> I'd probably get some disease or something
<Babar> cock-rabies

Submitted on 2011-07-20 18:17:36 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #625 - Vote this quote up[-12]Vote this quote down

<Matt> back in my day, a good  rape was a formal greeting
* Babar kisses Matt on the elbow in greeting
<FSi> RAPIST
<Matt> philistine!
* Babar rapes FSi in the elbow-groove as greeting
<FSi> enough formalities!
<Babar> HOLD IT IN PLACE, BASTARD! STOP EXTENDING YOUR ARM!

Submitted on 2011-07-17 10:30:35 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #617 - Vote this quote up[-16]Vote this quote down

<Babar> I'd gift everybody fucking jeans
<Babar> then fuck them

Submitted on 2011-06-08 11:38:42 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #616 - Vote this quote up[15]Vote this quote down

<Babar> Bhutan was funny
<Babar> they are funny buddhists, kind funny buddhists
<Babar> they didn't eat meat, and didn't kill animals, but they wanted to be good hosts
<Babar> so they tossed a buffalo off a cliff
<Babar> and said that gravity did it
<Babar> and then fed it to us
<Babar> or maybe it was a yak

Submitted on 2011-06-03 06:20:00 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #615 - Vote this quote up[-6]Vote this quote down

<Babar> my father, in all his enlightened insanity once covered my head in honey and let the dog lick it while he took photographs

Submitted on 2011-05-26 07:38:02 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #613 - Vote this quote up[-14]Vote this quote down

<uoou> the man with the golden fuck you
<uoou> from russia with fuck you
<Babar> :D
<uoou> I really hate james bond
<Matt> a license to fuck you
<uoou> he's not charming or suave, he's just a dick

Submitted on 2011-05-16 11:42:04 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #612 - Vote this quote up[-23]Vote this quote down

<Scarab> I hated hipsters before it was mainstream

Submitted on 2011-05-13 07:34:56 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #611 - Vote this quote up[43]Vote this quote down

<Babar> why aren't there more sword buttf***ers?
<Babar> there are sword swallowers
<Yarcanox> becuase Babar that hurts

Submitted on 2011-05-12 09:41:32 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #610 - Vote this quote up[-3]Vote this quote down

<Babar> SHE'S ALIVE! SHE'S ALIVE, WHAT A WONDERFUL AND JOYFUL FEELING!
<Roger> Babar, BrutalSlakt told me to tell you (7 hours and 18 minutes ago): LIES!!

Submitted on 2011-04-26 04:29:13 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #598 - Vote this quote up[-5]Vote this quote down

<Roger> veryweirdguy, Matt told me to tell you (10 hours, 11 minutes and 23 seconds ago): Goodbye forever
<veryweirdguy> :D
<BrutalSlakt> :O
<FSi> :O
<veryweirdguy> FINALLY

Submitted on 2010-11-06 10:11:10 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #592 - Vote this quote up[38]Vote this quote down

* CaptainLexington (CaptainLex@ags-A92BE8FF.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) joined #AGS
<CaptainLexington> Hello all.
* bic|soup quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.8/20100722155716])
<FSi> that was an italian greeting

Submitted on 2010-08-23 18:57:26 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #591 - Vote this quote up[-6]Vote this quote down

* Snake lubes wonkyth
<Wonkyth> Is good
<Al_Bedio> :D
<Wonkyth> make sure you get behind the ears
<Wonkyth> Why do snakes need lube?
<FSi> to go up the ass
<NsMn> to get themselves in

Submitted on 2010-08-19 16:32:58 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #590 - Vote this quote up[-12]Vote this quote down

<Virgil> whats up 
<Snake> Hi Virgil
<Virgil> snakey
<Virgil> whats happening
<Snake> Absolutely nothing
<Virgil> sounds good 
<FSi> rog define up
<Roger> FSi, "up": up adv. In or to a higher position: looking up. In a direction opposite to the center of the earth or a comparable gravitational center: up from the
<Snake> Quite boring actually
<FSi> Virgil: that is up
<Snake> rog define happening
<Roger> Snake, "happening": happening n. Something that takes place. See synonyms at occurrence . An improvised, often spontaneous spectacle or performance, especially one
<Virgil> I thank you FSi 
<Virgil> these words used to have no meaning to me

Submitted on 2010-08-19 14:17:24 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #589 - Vote this quote up[0]Vote this quote down

<Wonkyth> I think I got a virus that was popping ads up in IE
<Wonkyth> so I deleted IE :P
<Al_Ninio> that virus is called IE

Submitted on 2010-08-18 13:41:34 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #588 - Vote this quote up[-27]Vote this quote down

<NsMn> BOOBS PENIS PORN NAKED WOMEN FREE DOWNLOAD MOVIES VIAGRA SEX DRUGS

Submitted on 2010-08-09 13:46:12 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #585 - Vote this quote up[-12]Vote this quote down

<FSi> rog remind 1 minute ago in 1 minute 1 minite ago
<Roger> Ok, FSi, I will remind 1 minute ago that here in 1 minute.
(a minute passes)
<Roger> 1 minute ago: FSi asked me to remind you "1 minite ago" (1 minute ago)

Submitted on 2010-07-03 10:26:40 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #584 - Vote this quote up[17]Vote this quote down

* Terran[AFK] has joined #AGS
* Terran[AFK] is now known as TerranRich
<TerranRich> Greetings and salutations, #ags!
<Roger> TerranRich, CalinLeafshade told me to tell you (168 days, 5 hours, 41 minutes and 25 seconds ago): sdfjksdfjksdflasfasjkdfasjkdfasdfasdfasdf
<Roger> TerranRich, Babar told me to tell you (132 days, 3 hours, 34 minutes and 31 seconds ago): I miss you, terry! :D
<Roger> TerranRich, Babar told me to tell you (9 days, 4 hours, 33 minutes and 33 seconds ago): PIPE WRENCH FIGHT
<TerranRich> PIPE WRENCH FIGHT!!!
<FSi> o_O
<TerranRich> Longest AFK ever

Submitted on 2010-07-02 18:22:41 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #582 - Vote this quote up[-1]Vote this quote down

<Matt> Italy are out
<Matt> Everyone prepare for angry Bicilotti
<Matt> ;)
<FSi> rog tell bicilotti ha-HA
<Roger> Ok, FSi, I'll tell bicilotti that next time I see them here.
<FSi> there, i prepared

Submitted on 2010-06-24 15:57:47 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #580 - Vote this quote up[18]Vote this quote down

<Babar> I really should try to get back at my old place
<FSi> your old bitches
<Babar> yes :(
<Babar> I miss Vader and Lena and Topsy
<FSi> Vader :O
<Babar> yes
<FSi> lena and topsy are an ok names for bitches
<Babar> my beautiful bitch Vader :D
<FSi> Vader is :O
<Babar> she is black :P
<FSi> and YOUR FATHER

Submitted on 2010-06-22 15:20:17 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #577 - Vote this quote up[-5]Vote this quote down

<Crazy_Axe_Murderer> WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET
<Crazy_Axe_Murderer> I'M TRYING TO PROCRASTINATE HERE

Submitted on 2010-06-17 14:14:05 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #576 - Vote this quote up[5]Vote this quote down

<Scarab> rog seen you naked
<Roger> Scarab, I last saw youscream 66 days, 16 hours, 53 minutes and 12 seconds ago saying: *where's
<Scarab> aww, that's not as amusing as i'd hoped
( ... time passes ... )
* Scarab is now known as you_naked
<you_naked> oh yeah, take it off
* you_naked is now known as scarab
<scarab> rog seen you_naked
<Roger> scarab, I last saw you_naked 20 seconds ago saying: oh yeah, take it off

Submitted on 2010-06-14 12:42:45 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #574 - Vote this quote up[5]Vote this quote down

<FSi> sorry, i am a bit of tired and how do you call that state where you're under influence of alcohol?
<JimReed> normal
<ShiverMeAFK> DRUNK
<FSi> no, not DRUNK yet
<JimReed> ah, almost normal then

Submitted on 2010-06-09 10:51:28 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #571 - Vote this quote up[-5]Vote this quote down

<Sinsin> are you farmiliar with Duals' Control modes Module ???
<Sinsin> lol farmiliar
<Stee> best person to ask about that is duals
<Sinsin> I know but I'm inpatient
<Stee> he should be on soon
<Sinsin> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Stee> he's greek its not like they hve jobs

Submitted on 2010-06-07 14:51:38 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #568 - Vote this quote up[-11]Vote this quote down

<Mission> rog translate Mahdollista
<Roger> Mission: Possible

Submitted on 2010-04-28 16:52:45 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #567 - Vote this quote up[-4]Vote this quote down

<AngelicCharon> Babar, village idiot.
<Babar> this is not a village!
<AngelicCharon> You're still an idiot.

Submitted on 2010-04-24 19:28:17 by FSi++ [...]

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<uoou> for example: I bet progz has a whole moleskine collection
<Al_Ninio> Foreskine
<uoou> I'd buy that
<Al_Ninio> You already have one :(
<uoou> oh yes ^____^

Submitted on 2010-04-17 12:11:54 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #564 - Vote this quote up[18]Vote this quote down

<scotch> I have 1GB ram and windows 7
<scotch> dunno what that makes me
<Jake> In constant agony I imagine

Submitted on 2010-03-21 17:16:13 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #563 - Vote this quote up[6]Vote this quote down

<dasjoe> Btw, I recently played on a nazi server because I didn't know it was one.. some guy yelled "Jew!" at everybody who shot him
<veryweirdguy> Maybe it was a Jewish server and they were just celebrating each other's faith
<veryweirdguy> "You shot me! You have great skills, you are a true jew."

Submitted on 2010-03-19 18:51:07 by FSi++ [...]

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<Dualnames> I recall how much I love my  ex
<Dualnames> though she damped me
<AngelicCharon> Damped you, Duals?  Did she get wet a lot?
<AngelicCharon> All over you?
<AngelicCharon> Randy girl?
<Dualnames> no!
<AngelicCharon> The kind you don't take home to mother, because she stains the couch?
<Dualnames> dumped me
<AngelicCharon> That's almost worse.

Submitted on 2010-03-19 17:14:25 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #561 - Vote this quote up[13]Vote this quote down

* captain_Nemo pulls out a really gross stick covered in revolting mess and disgusts NsMn to death
<Ishmael> Put your pants back on!

Submitted on 2010-02-26 17:06:30 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #560 - Vote this quote up[0]Vote this quote down

<Babar> rog choose cake or death
<Roger> Babar, I choose death.

Submitted on 2010-02-02 11:46:43 by FSi++ [...]

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uoou: that reminds me
uoou: I need to cut my hair off
uoou: because
uoou: I grew my hair
uoou: and
uoou: having not done this before
uoou: I was unaware that you had to regularly brush it
uoou: so now I have a mono-dreadlock

Submitted on 2010-02-01 19:27:54 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #558 - Vote this quote up[23]Vote this quote down

<enkerro> what's up
<Jon> sky
<Jon> and roof
<enkerro> You have a sky under your roof
<enkerro> What are you, God or something?
<Ishmael> No. He's Swedish.

Submitted on 2010-01-29 13:19:00 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #557 - Vote this quote up[11]Vote this quote down

<NsMn> Prog, we have so much in common
<Babar> Progz probably hates you now for that :P
<NsMn> Probably.
<NsMn> And that makes us have even more in common, because I hate myself too!
<ProgZTIRED> what do we have in common?
<o64> you are both dorks

Submitted on 2010-01-23 14:37:40 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #555 - Vote this quote up[-9]Vote this quote down

<FSi> rog image jake's mom
<Roger> FSi, "jake's mom": http://www.silverhairs.co.uk/wiggle.gif
<NsMn> Too slim

Submitted on 2010-01-21 15:54:12 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #552 - Vote this quote up[22]Vote this quote down

<Al_Ninio> My friend does the best tupac impression ever
<AGA> Does he lie still, not moving?

Submitted on 2010-01-13 21:34:49 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #551 - Vote this quote up[-21]Vote this quote down

* Ishmael has disconnected: Ping timeout
<asuka> what does ping timeout mean
<Babar> usually that someone diconnected in a messy way
* Pablo has disconnected: Ping timeout
<asuka> oh ok
<Babar> like the power going out ._.
<asuka> that sucks
<Babar> or Pablo having rough crazy sex with Ishmael
<asuka> hahahaha

Submitted on 2010-01-12 17:16:02 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #548 - Vote this quote up[-25]Vote this quote down

* Al_Ninio has joined
* ChanServ enables 'Op' status for Al_Ninio
* FSi listens to: Pet Shop Boys - Go West
Al_Ninio: :|
FSi: haha
Al_Ninio has left
Shiver|LetsPlaying: =))
FSi: ...

Submitted on 2009-12-24 19:14:34 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #547 - Vote this quote up[-12]Vote this quote down

Jake: I have to go to hospital on christmas day :(
Jake: How depressing
Matt: Grandmother?
Jake: yus
AGA: It's usually the hip that old people break. Your nan had to go one step further.
Matt: I thought she only broke her leg
FSi: she also broke the pavement
Matt: :o
Jake: She has to have a plate ._. That makes her part robot right
Matt: yes
AGA: Well she is Jake's nan, she probably weighs several ton. Poor pavement :(
Jake: Ill kill you
Matt: :O

Submitted on 2009-12-23 20:05:34 by FSi++ [...]