[COMPLETE] BAKE SALE: Barn Runner - The Rich Dame Who Cut The Cheese

Ponch · Sat 22/10/2011 02:10:58

Here is my offering for the exciting and mysterious AGS Bake Sale (happening ~~December 1st~~ Christmas-ish. Be sure to tell all your friends!)

BARN RUNNER

The Rich Dame Who Cut The Cheese

AGS Bake Sale 2011

The best lounge band in the city

Prick stands in awe before the largest TV he has ever seen

In this Barn Runner story (exclusive to the AGS Bake Sale), Prick Peckard must find out which of the rich patrons in the city's newest ritzy restaurant stole a wheel of priceless, pre-apocalypse, real moo cow cheese. Turns out there are some real low-lifes in high society, but Prick must gather the clues and get to the bottom of the caper before the lunch hour is over.

Justice will be served ~~on December 1, 2011~~ "Close To Christmas", but only to those who pony up a small amount dough for the AGS Bake Sale. Don't be shy! There's plenty of homemade gaming goodness to go around for everyone! See you there!

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UPDATE: November 21
Changed the screenshots to reflect the latest build of the game.

Tabata · Sat 22/10/2011 10:01:38

A new sexy adv. with Prick for christmas to come ...
and did I read something about cheese?

You know what I need

ThreeOhFour · Sat 22/10/2011 10:47:17

Oh Mayor DuChamp...

I don't think I've ever been so interested in the news

tzachs · Sat 22/10/2011 10:59:17

You're making another Barn Runner game?
I am shocked! :o
I was not expecting that at all...
And also, these are some cracking news you've got there..

Matt Frith · Sat 22/10/2011 11:52:26

Whee, this game looks fun AND sexy.

Looking forward to another Barn Runner spectacular!

WHAM · Sat 22/10/2011 12:25:27

Yay! Boobies!

. . . . .

What? There is a game involved too!? Cool!

Dualnames · Sat 22/10/2011 14:05:18

What day is it today, F@$@# XMAS?
PONCH YOU B@#@#D

Grundislav · Sat 22/10/2011 15:23:09

This will be a delicious cookie, my mouth is already watering!

Kimbra · Sat 22/10/2011 15:54:10

you guys are kiddin... aren't you?

~~~> totally DISGUSTING <~~~

just sayin...

Ponch · Sat 22/10/2011 15:58:10

Thanks, guys!

I thought about making a non-Barn Runner game. And then I had a nifty idea for one. But there was no way I was going to be able to make it in the time allotted, so I went with what I had the most resources available for.

In my defense, this game will be pretty different from most Barn Runner games. Prick will actually have to do a little detective work, as opposed to how most of my games play out in which the story begins after he's figured out whodunnit and must track them down and shoot the hell out of them.

This time around, he has no idea who did it, and must question everyone in the restaurant and try to pick out inconsistencies in their stories and try to discern how they feel about the other people present to see if one is trying to set up another.

The game ends when Prick announces who he thinks did it. He can accuse almost anyone present, but how can you know if you accused the right person or not? So many innocent people to imprison accidentally!

Plus it features a big, endlessly looping room. I've always wanted to do one of those!

I hope you guys like it!

Quote from: Kimbra on Sat 22/10/2011 15:54:10
you guys are kiddin... aren't you?

~~~> totally DISGUSTING <~~~

just sayin...

Can you elaborate on that just a bit?

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Sat 22/10/2011 19:24:34

If this game produces a code for a future Barn Runner I will come to your house and kill you in your bathroom!

Ponch · Sat 22/10/2011 20:24:52

Quote from: ProgZmax on Sat 22/10/2011 19:24:34
If this game produces a code for a future Barn Runner I will come to your house and kill you in your bathroom!

Y'know, I hadn't considered putting campaign codes in this game, but now that you mention it...

Ilyich · Sun 23/10/2011 17:11:00

So... This looks good!

I'm yet to catch up with the series, but I'm already on the Forever Friday part 3, so this is coming at a right time for me.

And there could never be too many tacky, vulgar, gaudy, tasteless, hilarious and wonderful games like the Barn Runner ones. NEVER! So get cracking already!

Ponch · Sun 23/10/2011 23:17:13

Quote from: Ilyich on Sun 23/10/2011 17:11:00
there could never be too many tacky, vulgar, gaudy, tasteless, hilarious and wonderful games like the Barn Runner ones. NEVER! So get cracking already!

Hey, man. I'm drawing boobies as fast as I can. But I'm just one man! I have my limits! I'm not some sort of boobie drawing machine (which I pray to God is never built or else I am right out of a job!)

Armageddon · Sun 23/10/2011 23:40:41

Quote from: Ponch on Sun 23/10/2011 23:17:13
Quote from: Ilyich on Sun 23/10/2011 17:11:00
there could never be too many tacky, vulgar, gaudy, tasteless, hilarious and wonderful games like the Barn Runner ones. NEVER! So get cracking already!

Hey, man. I'm drawing boobies as fast as I can. But I'm just one man! I have my limits! I'm not some sort of boobie drawing machine (which I pray to God is never built or else I am right out of a job!)

Maybe ye vould go vaster if ye vould stop vlooking at zhe Bake Vale thread every vive minutes? MMMMMM

I can't wait, Barn Runner is awrsome!

Dualnames · Mon 24/10/2011 00:22:22

Ponch, new kids use all these new words. Does vulgar means BOOBIES?

Ponch · Mon 24/10/2011 00:26:32

Quote from: Dualnames on Mon 24/10/2011 00:22:22
Ponch, new kids use all these new words. Does vulgar means BOOBIES?

There's nothing vulgar about boobies, Dual. No, sir... (cue soft, inspirational music)... Boobies are magical, wondrous things. Boobies make the world go round. There wouldn't be civilization without boobies, Dual. And one day, when you're a little older, you'll come to appreciate boobies and all they've done for Mankind.

Ponch · Tue 22/11/2011 05:09:42

BUMP!

Swapped out those old and dusty screen shots with a pair that shows what the game looks like at this stage of development. 8)

Game is on track to be finished by December 1st (or thereabouts)

BLUEKNIGHT38 · Thu 24/11/2011 19:15:32

Cool! How much is this going to cost? It will be worth it. December's almost here. YES!!!!

Ponch · Thu 24/11/2011 19:20:45

Quote from: BLUEKNIGHT38 on Thu 24/11/2011 19:15:32
Cool! How much is this going to cost? It will be worth it. December's almost here. YES!!!!

The bundle goes on sale Jan 15th. And it costs as much as you'd like to pay. But since it will contain many great games, and we're raising money for the charity Child's Play, I hope you'll dig deep.