Karl's Game

Karl · Wed 21/07/2004 14:33:21

Hello folks.

My name's Karl. Mmmhmm. I'm the janitor.

I done tinker'd with that Chris Joneses compewter and whatnot and reckon I'd write me a game, that's fer sure.

I don't have me a title for it yet, but I reckon I'll make the game first then think me up a name, I reckon.

Here done be the story:

You play Karl, the janitor. Chris Jones done spilled his coke on the floor. Chris goes to go get Karl to clean the mess up. But Karl done broke his mop. Help Karl build a new mop. Mmmhmm, that's fer sure.

Karl done based it on his own life.

I done tinker'd around with the animashun and whatnot. I done come up with a walkin' animashun of yers truely:

I gotta go now. Chris Jones done got another armadiller stuck in his septic tank. Karl's gotta go flush the critter out.

deadsuperhero · Wed 21/07/2004 14:36:33

Cool sprite, Karl

Karl · Wed 21/07/2004 14:52:59

Thank yea. It done took me a while to make cuz Chris Jones done chase me off his compewter a coupla times, that's fer sure.

deadsuperhero · Wed 21/07/2004 14:56:04

Have you written a storline for it yet.
What's it about?

Karl · Wed 21/07/2004 14:58:58

I reckon I done mentioned the story in my first post of this here thread. Mmmhmm.

deadsuperhero · Wed 21/07/2004 14:59:35

Do you need any help with scripting or any of that?

Karl · Wed 21/07/2004 15:06:38

No thank yea. I done lurned all scriptin frum watchin Chris Jones done writing AGS.

deadsuperhero · Wed 21/07/2004 15:14:31

Well, do you need help with backgrounds, sprites, voice acting, ANYTHING?
'Cause I can help you with those.

Karl · Wed 21/07/2004 15:28:18

Yer makin me a little nervous, boy.

deadsuperhero · Wed 21/07/2004 15:46:08

Sorry, I'm just really bored nd feel like helping somebody with a game.

Mr Jake · Wed 21/07/2004 15:47:26

Work on your own??

This game looks good I like the walk animation, cant wait for it, good luck.

Darth Mandarb · Wed 21/07/2004 18:03:16

Hey there Karl, how y'all doin?

... d'you, by any chance, know Stanley Spadowski?

He's probably got a mop yeh could borrow.

deadsuperhero · Wed 21/07/2004 18:18:55

Stanley Spadowski's cool.
I thought he was the best character in UHS.

Layabout · Wed 21/07/2004 18:22:04

Hey Karl, if you are CJ's janitor, then how do you clean his stuff up if you are in Arkansas, and he is in England?

And Webspider, how about you work on one of your 50,000 games instead of spamming these forums up.

Grundislav · Wed 21/07/2004 22:24:21

Hey Karl!

Nice to see you're working on a game. You know, if you decide to make it a talkie, I'd love to help you out. Just let me know!

Blackthorne · Thu 22/07/2004 00:27:40

Quote from: Webspider on Wed 21/07/2004 18:18:55
Stanley Spadowski's cool.
I thought he was the best character in UHS.

UHS? Is there sequel to UHF I missed!!!!!

* runs to the video store *

Bt

Karl · Thu 22/07/2004 11:43:20

Quote from: Pirate Jack on Wed 21/07/2004 18:22:04
Hey Karl, if you are CJ's janitor, then how do you clean his stuff up if you are in Arkansas, and he is in England?

England done have very casual immigration laws. Mmmhmm, that's fer sure.

deadsuperhero · Fri 23/07/2004 13:57:22

Quote from: Blackthorne519 on Thu 22/07/2004 00:27:40

UHS?Ã,Â Is there sequel to UHF I missed!!!!!

* runs to the video store *

Bt

Sorry, Blackthorne, just a typo.
However, you can get Weird Al's new DVD collection at Wal*mart.
By the way, Karl, how long do you reckon this game will take to make?

Athirwen · Fri 23/07/2004 21:23:26

Quote from: Webspider on Fri 23/07/2004 13:57:22
Quote from: Blackthorne519 on Thu 22/07/2004 00:27:40

UHS?Ã,Â Is there sequel to UHF I missed!!!!!

* runs to the video store *

Bt
Sorry, Blackthorne, just a typo.

Sorry, it's a little off topic, but I couldn't help but notice the irony in the fact that webspider made a typo, when on the little icons under his avatar it says he's "really good at fixing typos" :

Mr Flibble · Fri 23/07/2004 22:40:25

Off topic again (sorry) but he also says he is great at everything.
Like plots. Which is why he 'did' Tom Brokaw Quest.Â¬Â¬
Including chatacters and animation, which explains why he ripped FoA sprites and Sierra bg's.

Sorry.

On topic:
Karl, I recognise you...do you recognise this?
"I'm gonna get ma' self one of them $300 haitcuts. This one's lost it's pizzazz."

I look forward to your game, and hope for plenty of your original brand of sass.

Moox · Fri 23/07/2004 22:57:02

Heh he also said he has used ags for 3 years, right...

Karl · Sat 24/07/2004 02:43:41

Quote from: Mr Flibble on Fri 23/07/2004 22:40:25
Karl, I recognise you...do you recognise this?
"I'm gonna get ma' self one of them $300 haitcuts. This one's lost it's pizzazz."

I look forward to your game, and hope for plenty of your original brand of sass.

I reckin I dunt recognise that. I dun cut my own hair.

Basides, I ain't never seen you before neither.

QuoteHeh he also said he has used ags for 3 years, right...

I ain't never used AGS fer 3 yars, thats fer sure. I dun only learned it from watchin' Chris Jones. But Karl done got the urge to be creative and dun write his own game. Mmmhmm. So I dun sneak on to Chris Joneses compewter evra now 'n' then. He dun sometimes catch me and says, "Karl, how come you dun using my computer? You got work to do! That durn armadiller dun got himself caught in my septic tank!"

It be something I dun do a lot, cuz if ya dunt flush the armadiller out of the septic tank, the turlet dunt flush propply!

Layabout · Sat 24/07/2004 07:38:29

WIll there be plenty of armadillo's in this here game?

Karl · Sat 24/07/2004 08:02:07

I dun reckin thar will be, mmmhmm!