King Simulator 2013

[CaptainD]

It was just your imagination, running away with you.

But the result was...

TRAGEDY!

[NightHawk]

> Inspect the town guard.

[miguel]

CaptainD, my mind plays tricks on me when I'm next to prostitutes.

> Inspect the town guard.

+1

[WHAM]

You cease your sign and dance -routine and head back to the castle.
Discarding your disguise you decide to inspect the town guard.

Currently a total of 20 RANGERS are patrolling the outskirts and the wooden palisade,
with ROBINA the RANGER observing and guiding them

ROBINA reports that her RANGERS have the manpower to easily secure the walls.

In addition a total of 6 knights are patrolling the streets,
one of them focusing on the HAPPY HANDS brothel at all times.

As LANCELOT is not present one of his knights reports in. He says that while crime is low,
he is worried that the number of knights available to guard the town might not be enough
should problems arise.

[Adeel]

> ASK the expenses which would be required to recruit potential knights. If deemed fit, ORDER to recruit more knights/guards.

[miguel]

We have a militia being trained and knights are expensive. We should wait for Lancelot and ask him how's the training going.

> Call for the next audience;

[Adeel]

We have a militia being trained and knights are expensive. We should wait for Lancelot and ask him how's the training going.

Sorry, I forgot about that.

> Call for the next audience;

+1

[miguel]

It's okay Adeel, don't apologize man, I keep forgetting past events of this game all the time and have to go back some pages!

[Ghost]

Fondle the axle, then tap the leylines.

+1. That should give us a headstart.

[WHAM]

You let the KNIGHT get back to his duties and head back to the castle, ready to
receive your next audience.

As you approach the throne room you note that the JESTER , who had disappeared
somewhere, is clearly in the throne room already. And judging by the fact that
several voices are singing in that annoying sing-song voice, he's not alone.

You step in and are greeted with possibly one of the most disturbing sights you've
ever seen. The JESTER is doing cartwheels as usual, but in addition there are three
other MIDGET JESTERS, who seem to be engaged in some sort of extremely fast-paced
variation of leapfrogging.

Just as you are about to ask what in the seven hells is going on in here (one JESTER
is plenty to tolerate, let alone four), the JESTERS all stop moving around and form a
neat line.

"Greetings!" -the three MIDGET JESTERS call out simultaneously.

Baffled, you sit down upon your throne and greet the triplets.

"My King!" -the first MIDGET calls out.
"We seek your assistance in a dire matter!" -the second midget continues.
"For you see, one of our brethren has been IMPRISONED in your realm!" -the third one states with
some alarm.

Just as you are about to point out that you released the JESTER from the EVIL KING's prison
when you took the throne, they all continue in a single voice.

"Our lookouts received this letter, passed to them by a wandering trader. It originates
somewhere in your realm, but we cannot seem to find out where exactly. See here!"
The midget with the moustache produces a piece of paper and presents it to you. You look
over the piece of paper. On the front it seems to be blank, with only a crest of some sort
printed in the corner, but on the back it clearly states "IMPRISONED! SEND HELP!" in big red
letters. Beneath the words has been scrawled a crude image of a red three-peaked jester's cap.

"The sigil of the Jesters!" -calls out the midget with the top-hat.
"Proof that our bretheren needs help!" -states the midget in the middle.

"Please, King of the land, can you help us find and save our bretheren!?" -THE JESTER pipes in,
looking surprisingly worried.

[CaptainD]

Tell the midget jesters that we will do whatever we can to help them, and to come back if they have any further information.

Send a message to Mistress Sonya that we need information on this.

[miguel]

>Tell the midget jesters that we will do whatever we can to help them, and to come back if they have any further information.

>Send a message to Mistress Sonya that we need information on this.

+1

[Haggis]

Tell the midget jesters that we will do whatever we can to help them, and to come back if they have any further information.

Send a message to Mistress Sonya that we need information on this.

+1

Also, if we're requesting information from Sonya we should also ask her about RORIK - she may have heard rumour of his guilt or innocence or at least have some information on the accusations against him, the scamp.

[CaptainD]

Good thinking Haggis!

[Problem]

And before we forget to put this into a command...

> Tell the midget jesters that we will do whatever we can to help them, and to come back if they have any further information. Send a message to Mistress Sonya that we need information on this. Also ask Sonya if she has any information about Rorik and his alleged crimes.

[miguel]

And before we forget to put this into a command...

> Tell the midget jesters that we will do whatever we can to help them, and to come back if they have any further information. Send a message to Mistress Sonya that we need information on this. Also ask Sonya if she has any information about Rorik and his alledged crimes.

+1

Nice going, Haggis and Problem

[Haggis]

>Tell the midget jesters that we will do whatever we can to help them, and to come back if they have any further information. Send a message to Mistress Sonya that we need information on this. Also ask Sonya if she has any information about Rorik and his alleged crimes.

+1

High five!

[Adeel]

>Tell the midget jesters that we will do whatever we can to help them, and to come back if they have any further information. Send a message to Mistress Sonya that we need information on this. Also ask Sonya if she has any information about Rorik and his alleged crimes.

+1

High five!

+1 High four!

[WHAM]

You tell the midget Jesters that you will do whatever you can to help them, and suggest that they,
too, should return to you if they find any new information. The Midget Jesters explain that you can
just leave them a message via your own Jester, and that they will do the same.

As the Midget Jesters leave you have your own Jester prepare a message to be sent out to
MISTRESS SONYA. You ask her to find out what she can about the symbol on the MIDGET JESTERS'
NOTE and to see if she can find out something about your guest, Rorik.

"Right away, My King! Sonya will receive your message tonight and will hopefully send her reply on
the morrow!" -the Jester replies.

[NightHawk]

> Call for the next audience