Musicus Competitionus

modgeulator · Sun 11/07/2004 09:30:57

Here's the theme for the next music competition:

"70's porn music"

The cheesier, the sleazier the better! No special rules or conditions. Feel free to interpret this idea any way you want.

Gregjazz · Sun 11/07/2004 21:51:25

Ah hah hah hmmmm... Sounds like the type of music I make.

Steely Dan here we come!

He-Man · Mon 12/07/2004 11:17:19

I like this compertition...

Here's my contribution:

www.5feetunder.com/game/porn.mp3

I couldn't really think of anything sleazy so I added som 5/4...

Your pal
Niels

[Cameron] · Mon 12/07/2004 11:21:50

Good He-Man, but to make porn music you need a really twangy bass and a lazy drum beat.

ScottDoom · Mon 12/07/2004 11:28:48

Yeah, He-Man. That's some really good music actually, but it doesn't really sound like any porn music I've ever heard.

[Cameron] · Mon 12/07/2004 11:39:55

And Scott is an expert. He typed that post with one hand.

He-Man · Mon 12/07/2004 12:13:36

I don't know...
It reminds me of the pornmusic I've heard. Especially the german kind.
While listening, imagine some fat and hairy guy saying:
"Geile drecksau, du bist in ein kÃ¤fe gehÃ¶ren! Ich bin der kÃ¶nig von geilheit!"
sorry about thte spelling my german is not that good...
Well, maybe I should just start paying more attention to the soundtrack.

Haddas · Mon 12/07/2004 12:17:17

A typical european 70's pornfilm:
- Badly dubbed to German or Italian
- Includes A fit man with curly blond hair and a moustache
- Some blond curly haired women with too much body-hair
- At least one black woman with very short, curly hair

Did I miss anything?

[Cameron] · Mon 12/07/2004 12:21:01

If you watch the knky ones your missing
-A walrus
-One Rubber Ducky
-Chainmail
and
-Dwarves

Moox · Thu 15/07/2004 07:01:24

I saw one with chain mail once, It was called Lord Of the G-String, A parody of LOTR, It had the worst music ever

Oz · Mon 19/07/2004 14:52:14

Here is my contribution:

High quality wav file:

http://hem.bredband.net/minefield/pleasure_glide.wav

Lower quality mp3 file:

http://hem.bredband.net/minefield/pleasure_glide.mp3

Enjoy!

mätzyboy · Mon 19/07/2004 18:07:33

Way to go Oz! You're professional in the business, right?

modgeulator · Tue 20/07/2004 01:38:37

Is anybody else planning on entering before I announce a winner (Geoffkhan?)

Gregjazz · Tue 20/07/2004 06:13:09

Oh, thanks. I'll try to finish my entry tonight. If not, you can just end it anyways.

EDIT: Well, I really don't feel like finishing this entry: http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/funkyfunky.mid.

Gotta work on Apprentice 2. No time for competitions.

modgeulator · Thu 22/07/2004 01:02:56

He-Man: Creepy german porn music! Lovely! Plenty of cheese here...

Geoffkhan: It's too bad you couldn't finish it, it sounded greatÃ,Â :o

Oz: The winner! I love the samples. You can't possibly think anything but "porno music" when you hear this.

Sluggo · Mon 26/07/2004 07:57:18

Hmmm, perhaps someone else should start a new one? It looks like Oz hasn't posted since his first post.

modgeulator · Mon 26/07/2004 12:55:00

Yeah, guess so. Maybe he disappeared back to his job in the film industry? Hahahahahahahaha (I'm not funny.)

OK then:

He-Man wins by default.