Sprite Jam - 9.21.05-9.28.05 - Winner annouced

[Stefano]

Ready for the next Sprite Jam? So launch your favourite graphics program and get your hands dirty (with pixels).

This edition's theme is:

Pirate ladies.
(har, har, har!)

The SeaPanties must set its sails once again and captain Carmen is recruiting! The only requirement: progesterone. That's right. You've got to be a lady. Sexy or bulky. Armed or not. Hairy or waxed. Swordsgirl or cooker. A boat full of pirate girls...

It's up to you, dear AGS sprite artist, to provide the captain with the required crew members.

Rules:
- Gotta be a female pirate.
- 200x200 pixels, maximum size.
- That's it. No more limitations.

After the week is through, the best pirate lady will grant victory to her creator.
Feel free to write a pirate style caption after posting the image.

Good luck!
-Stefano

PS. Would anyone help me re-write this text in a pirate-like way? Not really necessary, but... 

[Floskfinger]

Here's my attempt on a pirate lady. I know I screwed up with the propotions abit :.

[Corey]

it looks nice 

[Krysis]

Meet Molly. She doesnt even like the sea but... she is 14 and she is the only child of a fearsome pirate. No wonder Molly is a bit insane.Ã, Ã, 

Guess I didnt want to make the tipical "Elaine Marley" type. I know it aint big and colorfull but I like her.

[misterskipperdoo]

Well, I guess this is just pretty whacked. But I like the way the socks turned out.

[Gilbert]

(130x194 - 33 colours total)

Here comes teh lone piratess Megymia holding her mighty Hook-Sword (tm), with her talkative sidekick Arrrrkon resting on her shoulder.

[Tuomas]

Interesting how any of these "chicks" don't seem to like wearing much on their legs. As if the drawer wanted to peek about a bit, but then, who am I to say

[Corey]

Gilbot's sprite looks sexy only aint she getting a cold when she's sailing on a cold winter night?? 

[Mr Flibble]

Its a well known fact that women's arms, midriff, and legs from the crotch down are impervious to damage, and therefore not requiring any sort of armour.

Go play a video game, see for yourself.

[Chicky]

I logged in just to say: Yay for gilbot!

[big brother]

Loose cannon on deck!

A proper pirate ship needs a gunner (or gun-mistress) and a cannon. Otherwise, the ship couldn't accomplish much terrorizing (a prerequisite for piracy).

200x120 (2x zoom), 12 colors

Dr. Freud would have a field day with this one.

[Stefano]

Holy moly!  :o
That's sexy... almost pornographic.
*saves in the "almost porn" hidden folder*

[Kweepa]

BB, you were born 10 years too late...

[TheYak]

Don't be too jealous.  BB doesn't do any of his own graphics.  There's a "residentially-challenged" guy that hangs out at Borders books that does all his work for him provided he's given malt-liquor and a quadruple brevé mocha. 

[Nacho]

I don't usually reply to this sprite jams entries, but... wohaaaaa! congrats BB!

[ildu]

Nice booty...(pun intended) .

[LucasFan]

[Snarky]

Nice image, LF. The spelling is a bit iffy, though.

Piratess - not Piratress
imprisoned - not impresioned
await - not wait

[Nikolas]

I have to congratulate all of you but first of all Stefano, for his perfect idea to have the contest about porn stars dressed as piratess. My god, really I love all your works...

[FruitTree]

2x
96x142  25 colors

with her booty always on top of the looty and making peg legs look sexy it's PIRATEGIRL!

[aussie]

Behold my first ever sprite jam entry (200x95, 30 colors - about)

Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã, 

She's an angry piratess.

[Tuomas]

Think... have we ever seen a Sprite Jam with so much class. People sure know how to draw pirates. Huh, I bet those ladies have a great time sailing the seven seas all of them half naked and angryÃ,  Ã,  Har Har. Too bad I can't take part, its too late and I'm busy

Floskfinger, I like the way you made your's look like Annie Haslam. At least in the early days of Renaissance... Of course I meam the band, what then?
http://www.progarchives.com/Progressive_rock_discography_CD.asp?cd_id=3021

[Stefano]

This is an awesome Sprite Jam. I guess drawing hips and breasts makes more people willing to join the competition. 

Well, I guess Cap. Carmen will just have to use her ol' leather wip on this crew's behinds, to make sure they won't stop pillaging and plundering because of broken nails and messed hairdos...

There's still time to join the crew! Hurry! The clock is ticking...
*tick* *tack* *tick* *tack* ...and the SeaPanties will be leaving shortly.
You don't want to miss a life of adventure as a pirate, do you? Hop in, then!

[Krysis]

I thought we are supposed to draw female pirates, not porn stars. 
Anyway, great job everyone. Too bad I wont win this week.

[IM NOT TEH SPAM]

apparantly most people just ignored the "bulky, armed, hairy" suggestions and just went for "sexy"

Auusie, you're pirate girl looks more like a greek assasin lady working for a kingpin of crime who occasionally is brought back to life by a blind lawyer... but who am I to say? 

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

Now that all the drooling fanboys have had their way...

Griselda the Pirate is here to stay, in all her stark 32 color realism!


"I'd rather go to Davey Jones' Locker than cross Ol' Grizzie!" - Blackbeard
"Yeeeaaarr, she be a whole lotta woman...An' then some!" - Captain Kidd
"She sat on me once....ONCE." - First Mate Piscopo

[aussie]

Auusie, you're pirate girl looks more like a greek assasin lady working for a kingpin of crime who occasionally is brought back to life by a blind lawyer... but who am I to say?Ã, 

You're reading too much into it.

[Stefano]

Hhahaha! She looks a little bit like Michael Douglas.

[Nikolas]

Giselda...

That name without the sprite, could really fool you. Great!

[Mr_Frisby]

Mrs Prissy-Peg_Tooter,
She was drawn on a computer,
She's a pirate not a looter
and has a six gun for a hooter.

[Floskfinger]

Floskfinger, I like the way you made your's look like Annie Haslam. At least in the early days of Renaissance... Of course I meam the band, what then?
http://www.progarchives.com/Progressive_rock_discography_CD.asp?cd_id=3021

I've never heard Renaissance nor have I seen Annie Haslam before. Maybe I should check them out (since I'm a prog geek)?

[Tuomas]

Luckily those songs at the site linked above are two of the best they've got... to find them use the Renaissance link on the top...

[Stefano]

Miss Carmen and I, are here today to anounce the winner. It was a tough call, and we think that at least 3 competitors - along with their respective piratess companion - deserved to win this match. Unfortunately, the rules say otherwise.

Cap. Carmen want to say a few word on the microphone, now. And since she's got a sword and is drunk, I better let her.

*applause**applause**applause**applause**gimme you phone number**Show us some skin!*
And the winner is...


























Big Brother!!!!! And his nicely done vintage post card! Congratulations. Your chick is hot and all, but your coloring is the best. The pin-up pose was also a decisive feature in my choice. It's damn good so, that's why you won. 

Congratulations and once again () the Sprite Jam is yours to lead.
Many thanks to all other contestants. You were great. I specially like ProgZMax and Mr_Frizby's entries.

And the SeaPanties set sails once again, into the far horizon...
*seagul sounds**ocean waves**salty smell*
*beautiful orange sunset*
*the frightening sound of Cap. Carmen's laughter*

[big brother]

Wow! Thanks so much. Great competition and good entries all around.

Man, it'll be tough to invent rules that can hold a lantern to these!

[aussie]

Congrats BB.

I say you make the next topic "cheerleader"!