I finnished playing Broken Sword 3 last week - and even though I thought the game was (kinda) fun (the puzzles where way to basic) I thought the ending to be extremely Corny . . and one of the Lamest battle sequences ever .
This weeks Topic - Lamest Battles in History!!!
It can be any thing from a take off of a good battle to an actually battle that just got up your nose (Legal battles included)
Eg. Wellington beats Napoleon - what up with that?
David beats Goliath - Whaddy up wid dat?
David Hasslehoff lose battle with studio big wigs to remake Knight rider series. . What up with . . uh, no I agree with that one.
* Must have atleast two characters hard at it (By that I mean fighting!)
* No colour restriction.
* 100 x 200 or 200 x 100 or smaller eh forget it - no size restriction.
Can I do The Matrix reloade Agent Smith Battle? :P
Well ... if you want to do the lamest battle, do the final one from Revolutions. Just make sure it's mind numbingly repetitive and boring :)
Here's my entry:
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The modern spin of David and Goliath ...
Only in this case, David (RIAA) is wasting ungodly ammounts of money in a battle he's NEVER going to win and is being squashed like the annoying bug he is. Go Goliath!!!
~ d
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Why?
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Battle of the sexes.
Eggie : Sure - but only if you think it sucked (or make it suck).
Steve: Ha - I love it!
DoOkie - A spikey mace and a shot gun - Just what the battle of the sexes needs to spice it up.
Darth - Crud! Now I have to look stuff up coz I have no idea what your on about.
Lamest battle in history?
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Circus Atari vs. Breakout!
Sorry for the poor animation. I was too eager to finish and didn't take time to make it look decent.
Bruised, You think YOUR animation is crap? Take a look at this.
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Oh well. At least it looks better than the film (then again, most things do)
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Ha ha ha ha... Custard wins ^_^ Every enemy of MI4 is my friend.
Here's my entry:
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Couldn't get it to work. You might have to go directly to the pic:
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Done in flash MX. 72 fps. Sometimes it looks cool, other times it seems slow
Quote from: Haddas on Sat 21/02/2004 22:22:09Done in flash MX. 72 fps. Sometimes it looks cool, other times it seems slow
Oh my god, he's trying to give the large black fella a stroker!!!
Put a warning up if you're going to post such pornographic filth!!!
;D
~ d
lol
You are a dirty, dirty man DM
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There aren't really any sprites here, so this probably doesn't qualify.
Neh! but it's still funny - You get an honourary mention for the use of connect 4.
The animated ones are piss hillare' - I especially like Bruised's.
lol, i like the entry's so far, espetialy steve's
Steve's is excellent
so... who won?
weasel did
Geeze - I Posted yesterday to announce the winner but now I return a day later and it's dissapear - what the funk with that ?
My post was really intelligent and witty!
It prestty much said this . .
"...I am having trouble choosing a winner because they are all so good . . on one hand, eggies Animation has Animation in it and on the other hand Steves Rock Paper Skizzer had Rock paper skizzer . . . "
blah blah I hate having to choose blah " so [glow=blue,glow 3, #characters 6]BruisedWeasel[/glow] is this weeks winner for having squshed stick men in it . . ."
Thanks to all who participated - this was my most sucessful jam yet - and all entries were superb . .
I swear I said this already - I even checked it and the post was there n every thing I swear it . .sorry for the inconvenience.
Mwhahahahah!! I am not insane - they switch servers on us yesturd-day my old post is still here http://www.agsforums.com/yabb/index.php?board=9;action=display;threadid=11836 (http://www.agsforums.com/yabb/index.php?board=9;action=display;threadid=11836) if anyone wants to check for continuity.
Heh, I was on all night and thought master frisby had forgotten his duties.
Thanks for the prize, Frisby. Who knew that in stickmen lies victory?