For everyone to enjoy...it's best if you played Yahtzee's game first.
http://www.geocities.com/millsjross/3DAF.zip
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-MillsJROSS
Highly disturbing.
Here you go, a mirror!
Clicky! (http://www.terran-x.com/al/3DAF.zip)
You kept your promise, it seems. Shouldn't it be "3 Minutes a Fart," though?
Great game. Hopefully, you'll make a 4 Days a Poop
You are correct sir...I shall go change the topic post haste...for those who come latter I used days instead of minutes! But that shouldn't ruin the experience. So enjoy!
-MillsJROSS
eheheh, OMG, nice game ;)
I completed it!!
weee!
I have never heard suck disgusting fart in my whole life :P
GOD DAMN TIMMY!
I MISSED THE MOST IMPORTANT P(F)ART.
I was all clickin with the mouse to end, and i skipped the yahtzee-quality dia-monologue.
What did he say?
at the end he said:
All I wanted to do was to fly to space
or atleast something like that, I don't remember exactly. ;)
Damn that's good! it could be a whole new era of Music Video!
Beautiful intro but where's the Completed Game?
It's not so much a game, as it is an experience. And you as the player did get to click the narrator countdown of minutes, so by that technicality it can be considered a game, and thus it is here, rather than in some other silly little place.
-MillsJROSS
Man, those farting rhythms really get the toes tappin'...
I'm gonna put forth a radical, earth-shattering theory here, and suggest that MillsJROSS may not have been particularly impressed by the ending of a certain calendar-related space game.
Apologies to those whose minds have just been blown by the sheer penetrating insight of that drastic suggestion.
Let me just say this about the game you are refering to...the game was interesting, and it had as many good aspects as bad ones, and as always was well polished. But the ending kind of ruined the tone of the game. It was also a joke at Mittens, and this game was made more for those people in mind, then any commentary on how good/bad the game is. It is what it is, don't look too far for meaning.
-MillsJROSS
AGS: The wonderful engine that brought you 3 minutes a fart.
Aren't we proud?
Heh. I find it hard to believe I actually wasted so much time playing that. There is a high chance this'll win the P3N15 award at the next ags awards. I'd vote for it. :P
is this a reference to the movie thunderpants? :o me love taht movie
I guess it's funnier to the 13 people that attended mittens. Bangin' rhythms, yo!
Wow... I can't believe I downloaded that and for you to actually make that. What a waste to AGS. It probrobly hates you know.
You're just jealous cause you can't fart for 3 minutes.
Quote from: Rap4Life42oWhat a waste to AGS.
Quote from: ZoraphusAGS: The wonderful engine that brought you 3 minutes a fart.Aren't we proud?
Take my tip: Never mention its name in the credits. Or say you're using AGAST/Sludge. AGS has become n00bware.Ã, >:(
Gee, so I guess it _is_ only funny to the people that attended Mittens (and anyone who hasn't had their sense of humour surgically removed).
Everyone else should feel left out that they didn't get the joke. Ha-ha! I laugh at you!
QuoteTake my tip: Never mention its name in the credits. Or say you're using AGAST/Sludge. AGS has become n00bware.
I suppose "new" people using AGS and producing games could be a bad side affect. Unless, of course, by n00bware, you mean immature games. In which case, AGS's history is steeped with n00bware. Let's not forget ANDY P3N15
It's really sad when people take themselves too seriously. AGS is an empty canvas for me to put whatever I want on it. Should I be censored because I happen to want to make a joke, albeit immature? As said prior it's intended audience was geared more for mitteneers...most of whom are some of the more, if not most, influential members of this community. I don't think it's a waste of their time.
The only problem in anyone's thinking this game is a waste of time, is that if they played it and didn't know what to expect...one might come to the conclusion that they had a lack of sense. The game's name is '3 Minutes a Fart'. If that doesn't give people some inkling on what level of maturity the game is on, how am I to think of them?
-MillsJROSS
DAM U DAM DAM U DAM U! O' CRAP MUILLS!1!
Shame on you for making this piece of... errr... (F)art!
I used AGS for so long yet I don't even know you can do such nifty effects and exciting gameplay with it, if you didn't say it's an AGS game I thought it was made with Blender! Shame on you for making me embarrassed!
/me goes on trying to hold his gas for 5 minutes.
Highly educational! :D Thanks for another Mills Masterpiece, Mills.