DGMacphee's 1000 Hour RPG

DGMacphee · Tue 22/04/2003 13:10:47

There!

I've beaten RPG Creator to it!

While trying to finish Dark Hero, I've also made the RPG with the most playing time ever!

That makes me "RPG Maker Numero Uno"!

http://dgmacphee.tripod.com/1000Hourv1-2.zip
(Right-click and save)

EDIT: Version 1.2 is now ready with BONUS MIDI MUSIC!

Features:
- Hi-colour SVGA graphics
- Superb character interaction
- Wonderfully written fantasy story
- MIDI music and MP3 support*
- Over 1000 hours playing time

* To be implemented in 2014

Dmitri · Tue 22/04/2003 13:29:10

omg omg this ares so 1337...

I dunno, haven't played it, I'm just here because DG told me to on irc... I guess I might as well d/load it

HAHA! Good game DG! I really like the intricate and provoking plot it has

SSH · Tue 22/04/2003 15:24:06

Great game, DGM! But I got a bit stuck:

Spoiler

There's a three headed monkey behind you

[close]

DGMacphee · Tue 22/04/2003 15:33:44

Spoiler

And I'm a three-headed man spanking it!

[close]

Layabout · Tue 22/04/2003 18:10:20

it broken my computer for 1,000,000 hours!1!1!!!

Scid · Wed 23/04/2003 08:54:00

Carpal tunnel syndrome, here I come!

remixor · Wed 23/04/2003 09:05:04

i ares palying teh game for 1001 horus but it si sitll not ovar!!111 what si worng???

DGMacphee · Wed 23/04/2003 10:45:50

Like I said, it's OVER 1000 hours long.

jetxl · Wed 23/04/2003 10:45:59

Quote from: DGMacphee on Tue 22/04/2003 13:10:47
There!

I've beaten RPG Creator to it!

While trying to finish Dark Hero, I've also made the RPG with the most playing time ever!

That makes me "RPG Maker Numero Uno"!

That's debateble
I made a rpg game as well, but I got bored with it and didn't finished it 100%.
You could download the game+source on my wedsite, but I advice you not to.

Gilbert · Wed 23/04/2003 10:54:13

Remixor you lied! The game wasn't even released to teh public for 1000 hours! (unless you're a time traveller, but then MrCollossal will come to you...)

Try to play it for REALLY 1000 hours and tell us what you archive!

DGMacphee · Wed 23/04/2003 12:52:15

Quote from: jetxl on Wed 23/04/2003 10:45:59
Quote from: DGMacphee on Tue 22/04/2003 13:10:47
There!

I've beaten RPG Creator to it!

While trying to finish Dark Hero, I've also made the RPG with the most playing time ever!

That makes me "RPG Maker Numero Uno"!
That's debateble
I made a rpg game as well, but I got bored with it and didn't finished it 100%.
You could download the game+source on my wedsite, but I advice you not to.

My game is finsihed 100%!

Me = winner!

Jimi · Wed 23/04/2003 13:50:16

Haha! verty good! (Is there actually a way to complete it?)

DGMacphee · Wed 23/04/2003 14:19:51

Complete it??

remixor · Thu 24/04/2003 01:11:18

Quote from: Gilbot V7000a on Wed 23/04/2003 10:54:13
Remixor you lied! The game wasn't even released to teh public for 1000 hours! (unless you're a time traveller, but then MrCollossal will come to you...)

Try to play it for REALLY 1000 hours and tell us what you archive!

i ares teh mastar of teh time adn space!!111

Igor · Thu 24/04/2003 10:43:28

I accidentally killed myself after playing for 999 hours

Andail · Sun 27/04/2003 21:37:33

I played it for 1002 hours.
You've beaten yourself, DG

Barcik · Sun 27/04/2003 22:19:59

It sucks ass.

TEH RPG CREAT0RZ'S GAEM IS M0R3 R0X0RY!

DGMacphee · Mon 28/04/2003 00:49:14

Quote from: Andail on Sun 27/04/2003 21:37:33
I played it for 1002 hours.
You've beaten yourself, DG

I've what what what now?

Quote from: Barcik on Sun 27/04/2003 22:19:59
It sucks ass.

TEH RPG CREAT0RZ'S GAEM IS M0R3 R0X0RY!

You can make no judgement on that, sonny-boy, for two reasons:

a) RPG Creator's Game isn't out yet.

b) You haven't made a 1000 Hour RPG either.

So, in the grand scale of 1000 Hour RPGs, my game = TEH WINNER!!!

Relight · Mon 28/04/2003 07:06:14

TH1S 1S POO !1!!1

IT DOENS'T HAVE 1,000,000 ROOMS + 1,000,000 CHERECTERZ + 1,000,000 MP3s LIKE RPG CRATOR !1!

You shoud have made STICKMEN 2 !!1!

Timosity · Mon 28/04/2003 07:22:27

I finished it in 22 minutes, that was no challenge.

btw is it actually a game? I haven't bothered to download it cause I thought it was just a joke.

Gilbert · Mon 28/04/2003 07:41:45

Quote from: Relight on Mon 28/04/2003 07:06:14
You shoud have made STICKMEN 2 !!1!

RIGHT! And where is that Ultimerr II you'd promised us?

DGMacphee · Mon 28/04/2003 13:06:20

Relight: You have to look for the secret passages to find the extra rooms.

Where are they?

It's a secret.

Gilbert: It's in my pants.

Xadhoom · Mon 28/04/2003 21:03:29

Amazing! This beats Baldur's Gate II any day! The music alone...wow! And the animation! Just mindblowing!

Heeheehee...

remixor · Mon 28/04/2003 22:10:48

Quote from: TÃ¬mÃ´sÃtÂ¥ on Mon 28/04/2003 07:22:27
I finished it in 22 minutes, that was no challenge.

btw is it actually a game? I haven't bothered to download it cause I thought it was just a joke.

it is teh SAVOIR OF TEH GAMING WROLD!!111!

Darth Mandarb · Fri 02/05/2003 02:05:46

Awesome!

Yet another one room does nothing prank game!

This concept never gets old!

dm

PS

Don't be hatin' I mean this in a light hearted way!

Spyros · Fri 02/05/2003 22:51:29

YOU ARES A LAIAR
I MADE TEH FRST 1000 HOURS GAME BEFORE EVEN RPG KREATOR MENTION IT.
IT WAS WET !!!11!!!11!!!11

DGMacphee · Sat 03/05/2003 03:31:33

DARTYH: UR JUTS JEALUS BEKAUSE I AM TEH SEXY GAMYE MAYKER AND YUOR IS TEH POND SCUMM!!!1!

SPYROS: YUOR ARES TEH LIAR!!!1! I FINISHED WET (BUT I HAD TO USE TEH WALKTHREW)!!!11!! NOT ONLY THAT BUT I SAID 1000 HOUR [blod]RPG[/blod}!!!!1!

PUTS TAHT IN YUOR PIPE AQND MSOKE IT!!!1!

Darth Mandarb · Sat 03/05/2003 10:27:46

What is that saying made so popular these days ... ??

You ares teh L337!

Something like that?

Any by the way ... I'm a 'SEXY GAMYE MAYKER' too! At least that's what all my geeky girlfriends tell me

DGMacphee · Sun 04/05/2003 12:03:46

Quote from: Darth-Mandarb on Sat 03/05/2003 10:27:46
Any by the way ... I'm a 'SEXY GAMYE MAYKER' too! At least that's what all my geeky girlfriends tell me

U MEEN TEH INFLAYTIBLE ONES!!!

P.S. TO EVERYWON: HOW CUM NOOEN ELSE IS SAYING MORE GUUD THINGS ABOWT MY 1000 HRS RPG!!!!1!

veryweirdguy · Sun 04/05/2003 21:09:01

BECUASE IT ARES WORSER TAHN TEH MONEKY ISLAND!11!

HAR HAR HAR!1!!1

CS r0xors!11!!!!

Gilbert · Mon 05/05/2003 04:15:40

UR 4LL L14R5!11!!!!

R0D3K1LL M4D3 T3H "8L34CH" G4M3 WH1CH 15 4 10,000 (W00T!11!!) D4Y5 G4M3!!!1111!!! 1 JU5T F1Ni5H3D 1T R3C3NTLY!!!!111!!!

Alright, enongh 1337, okay?

DGMacphee · Mon 05/05/2003 06:29:00

Okay Gil -- enough 1337.

What about Shakespeare:

And lo and bequeath,
Thy gift of amusement to thou
Of St. Christopher's dominion
Extends beyond the hourglass
Of many 'a moon and sun.
But I cast aside the man
Who names himself before the creature
That lies upon the streets of Rome
And paints his life with crimson colours
Which seep through the cracks upon the cobblestone path.
I cast him aside,
For his brief moment of entertaining St. Christopher's masses
For his produce does not conform to the sanctity of an amusing entity
Where thy remove the soul from one great man
And cast thyself within his body
For moon and sun enternal.
And all the vital elements remain within thy product of the soul
(Lest, they be consumed by darkness).

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Translation:
Rodey's game isn't a 1000 hour RPG.

Mine is, because I have stats in my game.

(But they're hidden)