Oceanspirit Dennis: The Full Name Of This Game Won't Fit..SOURCE AVAILABLE!

monkey0506 · Tue 12/07/2011 23:11:07

There's even a special guest appearance by an uncredited character! :o

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So you think you're a mighty pirate, eh?

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Oh, and for the record:

icey: I couldn't have possibly asked for a better Oceanspirit Dennis. Thank you sir.

Grundislav: You brought Jessica to a whole new level of sexy. I assure you that your gonads were a sufficient sacrifice to appease the Oceanspirit Dennigods. Thank you sir.

Sylvr: No need for humble embarrassment, you are one sexy octowoman. You did a brilliant job and I love you for it. Thank you madam.

Ponch: Life Partner Ray has never sounded so..so..so bloody good! Thank you sir, for your service and commitment to helping make Oceanspirit Dennis what it is today!

Ben304: Why let your voice live on only through your lifetime, when you can submit it to the eternity that is the internet? As amazing as everyone was, your performance truly made me laugh, out loud, the hardest, and the longest. I will never stop loving, "WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE MY PRESENTS!?!?" Congratulations sir, you win the invisible gold star of voice acting lifetime achievementness. Though your first voice performance may very well be the last you can ever adequately supply, I assure you, it was well worth the small price you paid. Thank you sir.

Secret Fawful: Such a lovely, soft-spoken Doctor Jones sir. You truly captured the pacifist side of this amazing character. Thank you sir!

ddq: I couldn't have possibly asked for a better Shadow (the Oceanspirit Doppelganger). Thank you sir.

monkey_05_06: I could have possibly asked for a better Santa Claus, but it would have been literally beyond the realm of possibility to actually find one. You sir, are one sexy old man. Give me a call sometime.

Thank you sir.

Mr Flibble: You literally saved this production with your performance. If it wasn't for your last-minute submission, this entire project would have had to been postponed for an entire year!

Thank you sir.

Jake, boyfriend of Maxilyah (of the Telltale Games forums): I..I'm not sure what happened. You gave the strangest and perhaps most disturbing voice performance I ever could have asked for. In a way I suppose that's perfect for an Oceanspirit Dennis game. Well, I will never look at SECRET CHARACTER the same ever again. Thank you sir.

LimpingFish · Wed 13/07/2011 01:56:08

I got stuck at Sephiroth and gave up.

Don't feel let down, though. It's the longest I've ever played an OSD for!

That's gotta count for something...right?

Ponch · Wed 13/07/2011 03:10:18

Quote from: monkE3y_05_06 on Tue 12/07/2011 23:11:07
Ponch: Life Partner Ray has never sounded so..so..so bloody good! Thank you sir, for your service and commitment to helping make Oceanspirit Dennis what it is today!

I don't know. Have you played Ray of Hope. Tzachs set the bar pretty high. Just cast "dirty splits" or "rump dump" and you'll see that he brought a certain something to the character that no one could (or should!) try to duplicate.

monkey0506 · Wed 13/07/2011 03:42:16

Well you're right. I honestly thought you sounded terrible, but I didn't want to be a prick about it.

Hey, I mean, you practically asked for that.

Kastchey · Fri 15/07/2011 04:34:19

I won. 800/800 n00bz.

But, this is bugged.

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I type playasclwon and nothing happens. Meh!

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Also,

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Jessica is a guy (!!!!!1!!), though you can only tell after you have seen the lower part of his body. I have a photo to prove that.
I'm so disappointed, I had a fanboy love letter prepared and all. Guess I'll just have it sent to Life Partner Ray instead, for the overall smexiness of his soothing voice.

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ddq · Fri 15/07/2011 04:42:33

What?!? Jessica is a chick for totes. I should know, I kinda drew a version of her sprite au naturel for her smex scene in Blassion. Of course, she was censored, natch. It's completely irrelevant that she's only been voiced by guys, though.

monkey0506 · Fri 15/07/2011 05:09:15

That's not a bug, that's a FEATURE!

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Seriously, there's two different ways to PLAY AS KRUSTY, but PLAYASCLWON isn't one.

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Also, is there no one in all of these forums who is a mighty pirate??

Edit: Oh what the hell. I'll toss a few more at you.

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Does anybody know what cheatcode Facebook has?

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Any announcer types might get a kick out of their opening line...

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I don't know if anyone's actually verified that they utilized it, but how to activate God Mode?

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Ryan Timothy B · Fri 15/07/2011 05:46:55

I dunno man. If you would've made the intro skip able, I would have played it more than twice. Perhaps even a save/load feature. Just because it's OSD, doesn't mean it needs to be completely annoying.

Kastchey · Fri 15/07/2011 06:22:20

You're not gonna fool me. As sweet and feminine as Jessica's voice may sound, here's the proof.
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I hereby publish this photo as an act of revenge for my destroyed fatnasies.

...and clwon is still bugged.

Edit: I corrected my spelling as I was suggested, but

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pleyassclwon still doesn't work.

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Icey · Fri 15/07/2011 06:43:09

I think Dennis is or maybe was rich. In this game his father has a butler. They are pretty expensive too. So is he rich?

Ponch · Fri 15/07/2011 07:12:56

Quote from: Kastchey on Fri 15/07/2011 06:22:20
Edit: I corrected my spelling as I was suggested, but
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pleyassclwon still doesn't work.
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playaskrusty

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Dualnames · Fri 15/07/2011 10:59:12

I want a personal servant as well. Ponch, get me one.

Kastchey · Fri 15/07/2011 13:16:00

Quote from: Ponch on Fri 15/07/2011 07:12:56
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playaskrusty
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That's so kind of you, L.P.Ray. Here, have the fan letter, just cross out the parts where it says 'Jessica'.

monkey0506 · Fri 15/07/2011 17:16:15

Quote from: Studio3 on Fri 15/07/2011 06:43:09I think Dennis is or maybe was rich. In this game his father has a butler. They are pretty expensive too. So is he rich?

His father is Bruce friggin Wayne man, Bruce friggin Wayne. You know, the Bat, Man! His father is the richest of all "super" heroes. Oceanspirit just sort of wants to do his own thing though, you know? One day he will inherit Wayne Manor and Wayne Enterprises, but for now he just wants to have his fun killing every non-human he meets and having totally consensual "funtimes" with Life Partner Ray.

@Kastchey: I thought it would have been clear when I told you that the way you were spelling it wasn't one of the two ways. But ah well, you got it sorted.

And seriously:

WHERE THE HELL ARE THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THEMSELVES TO BE MIGHTY PIRATES?!?

Icey · Fri 15/07/2011 17:54:33

true true

Snake · Sat 16/07/2011 01:59:39

Quote from: munkyohfiveohsixWHERE THE HELL ARE THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THEMSELVES TO BE MIGHTY PIRATES?!?

I don't know about a mighty pirate, but I could certainly be a deckhand.

Ponch · Sat 16/07/2011 22:11:25

Quote from: Snake on Sat 16/07/2011 01:59:39
I don't know about a mighty pirate, but I could certainly be a deckhand.

Ooh! I wanna be the cabin boy!

monkey0506 · Sat 16/07/2011 22:34:37

There are no deckhands or cabin boys because the entire crew mutinied. But you'd only know that if you had previously declared yourself to be a Mighty Pirate.

Big GC · Sun 17/07/2011 00:34:10

MIGHTY PIRATE!!!1!1!!111

monkey0506 · Sun 17/07/2011 00:39:02

Thank you! Finally!

Next up:

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Fans of the SantaTheme might find some enjoyment in declaring the group to which their planetary origins belong.

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Also, did you say that you wanted a hero?

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