It's as good as AGS, but has these nice features which CJ won't bother to add. Check out the homepage, and those nifty games. Download the new engine today! I have already made the switch, and I hope you do too!
Here it is, btw...
The waaay better game engine (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.agsforums.com)
C'mon! Check it!
Lol... That's great... :D
Haha, for a second there, I thought you really were putting down Chris's engine...
Now I get to pull a prank on my girlfriends site.... ;D
Lol the site changes every time you refresh it
*adds a new site to his "favourites list"
Larry "Dirk Diggler" Asslicks II
Great!
;)
m0ds
lol
(ie. what squirts when the player clicks on various things)
See motherfucks made with AGS
It is not designed to make cocksucks, straight RPG's, or any other type of game
Multiple player cocksucks, such as in Maniac "The-Champ" Mansion and Day of the thrusting Tentacle, are possible too.
Quote from: GW-Nox on Wed 28/05/2003 20:10:05
... and Day of the thrusting Tentacle, are possible too.
They made that into a game?!? It was a good movie, but wow, im surprised.
<Runs off to his local game shop ready to buy 2 copies>
LOL:
"NOTE: AGS is not for everyone. To make more advanced parts of a game, such as cutscenes, you will need to be gangbanged to learn the fisting sucking language."
And check out this rip in the space-time continuum (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.agsforums.com%2Fyabb%2Findex.php%3Fboard%3D1%3Baction%3Ddisplay%3Bthreadid%3D6320).
Edit. heh, after going through my link 5 times (by clicking on the link, and then click on the link on my pornolized link... get it?) I get this extremely modified:
"NOTE: AGS is not for everyone. To make more screwed bangs of a fisting fomping spanking game, such as balls, you will need to be jerked to learn the unclefucking farting wad spanking language."
Rofl, I don't remember saying this: "Lol the site fucks every time you refresh it "
"The screwing game interface is fully customizable, although the classic Sierra and Lucasarts interfaces are motherfucked by default."
"Download "Fuck me for a Buck" Now!"
"Point-and-click fucking..."
"Have up to 150 sucks deep throating your world..."
"Pleurghburg: Dark Bangs"
Some of the best I got. Simply hilarious...
Someparts didnt change...
"NOTE: AGS is not for everyone. To make more advanced parts of a game, such as wanks, you will need to be cocksucked to learn the deep throating titty fucking language."
:P
Hehe..
"Have up to 150 characters roaming your world - they each have their own inventory and can be smoothly cocksucked and lit in different areas. 4 and 8-directional walking wad pulls are wad pulled."
"All the standard fingerfucks you would expect"
"So, how much does it cost? Screwing. "
"You need no fingering experience to make a thrusting game using AGS - setting most game dripps is just a unclefucking matter of point-and-click!"
QuotePermanent "Up the Arse" Daylight
That sounds painful.
QuoteNOTE: AGS is not for everyone. To make more dripped fomps of a game, such as gamahuches, you will need to be prepared to learn the fucking scripting language.
You tell them!
Quoteyou will need to be prepared to learn the fucking scripting language.
Ooh, can that be turned into a permanent change on the website?
That's so great! You just gotta read the forums that way!
Ooh! The whole site is redone!
"Larry "Hard-on" Screws II: Dead "Cock Sucker" Fucks are Easy (by Phil "Son of a whore" Reed)"
Bob, you are "Bob the Jerking Hun" in the pornified version of the forums!
;D
I prefer "Bob the fistfucking Hun", which is what i got.
My favourite excerpts:
QuoteWhat is Adventure "Superdick" Game Studio?
QuoteDownload "Cock Sucker" Now!
QuoteAdd in a few interactions (ie. what happens when the player screws on various things) and you're done.
QuoteYou might also want to check out the fomping AGS Documentation page to get fingerfucked
And finally some good news:
QuoteYou need no felching experience to make a game using AGS
Heh, read this page that way...
Heh (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.agsforums.com%2Fyabb%2Findex.php%3Fboard%3D1%3Baction%3Ddisplay%3Bthreadid%3D6320)
hehehehe "Raid" Jones...
God Bless the Pornolize service!
This one is nuts...
Quote
m0ds
Mittens Crew Member
Long Schlong Silver
became...
Quote
fingerfucks
Bangs "Jerkoff" Crew Member
Long "Suck my tits dry" Schlong Silver
This is fucking funny ;D
\o/
I tried it on my thread about Leitor's Edge ...and found it very humorous:
The Explaination:
A year to the fucking day, Seth "Jerkoff" Reece's little brother Matthew had died.
In wanks of forgetting, Seth thrusts his two friends on top of Leitor's Edge for a shafting few drinks.
Being depressed and drunk, Seth doesn't care about anything anymore, and so throws himself off the unclefucking edge...
Game Tech Info:
A non-linear plot sporting a new "Choose "Buzzwordbaby" Your Own "Asshole" Adventure Book" feel...
All messeges are at the cuntlicking bottom of the muff sniffing screen in their own text window
Readers' Comments:
Do you mean spanking like Gabriel "Omar Pussy" Knight's soundtrack?
Blows unclefucks 100% rockin' Snake. You know i've been jerking for one of your bangs to be fucked for squirts, so hurry it up!
I remember the cuntlicking Choose "Bastard" Your Own "Superdick" Adventure sex fights, they were a lot of fun to play when I was little.
Alright "Suck my tits dry" Damnit, Give us all a squirts report...I'm dying to see a fisting demo/intro...
..and my favorite
* Squinky asslicks Snake
--Snake
LOL this is what had become of my English Home page:
Welcome to Gilbert "Big Dick" Cheung's Homepage! (Felching...)
News
Old "Muffminer" News
Gallery
Downloading "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Section
Online "Mount" Game
Spews
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Chinese "Assrush" Page 14 October, 2000
Welcome to my new homepage, please update your bookmark to http://dfg.theunderdogs.org/balled/gich/, many thanks to Death "Dildo" Adder for barfing me with web space, but the sucking old page will still be kept updating, and is instead a smooching mirror of dripps page.
Barfed the fingering Day-Night "Muffmuncher" Transition Demo for AGS to V1.1, go to the download page if you want it!
QuoteSex fights: 632
So that's why posting is so odd recently...
(http://sylpher.com/kafka/junk/pornolized.gif)
i can't tell which is funnier
General "Dickwad" Discussion
Its sooo true....
http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.agsforums.com%2Fyabb%2Findex.php%3Fboard%3D1%3Baction%3Ddisplay%3Bthreadid%3D6320%3Bstart%3D20 (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.agsforums.com%2Fyabb%2Findex.php%3Fboard%3D1%3Baction%3Ddisplay%3Bthreadid%3D6320%3Bstart%3D20)
insanity (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pornolize.com%2Fcgi-bin%2Fpornolize2%2Fpornolize2.cgi%3Flang%3Den%26url%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.pornolize.com%252Fcgi-bin%252Fpornolize2%252Fpornolize2.cgi%253Flang%253Den%2526url%253Dhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.pornolize.com%25252Fcgi-bin%25252Fpornolize2%25252Fpornolize2.cgi%25253Flang%25253Den%252526url%25253Dhttp%2525253A%2525252F%2525252Fwww.pornolize.com%2525252Fcgi-bin%2525252Fpornolize2%2525252Fpornolize2.cgi%2525253Flang%2525253Den%25252526url%2525253Dhttp%252525253A%252525252F%252525252Fwww.pornolize.com%252525252Fcgi-bin%252525252Fpornolize2%252525252Fpornolize2.cgi%252525253Flang%252525253Den%2525252526url%252525253Dhttp%25252525253A%25252525252F%25252525252Fwww.pornolize.com%25252525252Fcgi-bin%25252525252Fpornolize2%25252525252Fpornolize2.cgi%25252525253Flang%25252525253Den%252525252526url%25252525253Dhttp%2525252525253A%2525252525252F%2525252525252Fwww.pornolize.com%2525252525252Fcgi-bin%2525252525252Fpornolize2%2525252525252Fpornolize2.cgi%2525252525253Flang%2525252525253Den%25252525252526url%2525252525253Dhttp%252525252525253A%252525252525252F%252525252525252Fwww.agsforums.com%252525252525252Fyabb%252525252525252Findex.php%252525252525253Fboard%252525252525253D1%252525252525253Baction%252525252525253Ddisplay%252525252525253Bthreadid%252525252525253D6320%252525252525253Bstart%252525252525253D20)
QuoteCuriosity farted the shafting cat... or did it?
"Larry "Son of a whore" Vales"
I KNEW it!
Remixor: superb.
Follow up:
(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/porned.png)
QuoteBob the fingering sucking gangbanging creaming sucking Hun
Kids read these forums, c'mon. You can be funny without having resort to sex jokes.
QuoteKids read these blows, c'mon. You can be funny without titty fucking resort to sex jokes.
Har har har har har har har!!!!
Sex jokes!!!!
Nah, too explicit.
Don't patronize kids... I'm just 15 and I knew most of these words before I was 12. School does wonders for your adult vocabulary.
You guys are all so immature, I cant believe you would post this garbage, thanks, now I can feel free to let loose.
Beginners "Hard-on" Technical Questions
Help with using the fingerfucking AGS Editor, and very basic scripting fingerfucks.
Technical "Muffmuncher" Forum
Fucking help, bug deep throats, and announcements about latest technical farts.
Completed "Pimp Mastah" Game Announcements
Post your raided game here.
AGS Talk and Chat
Titty fucks AGS fucks and adventure games in general.
also
Discuss AGS creams and adventure games in general. (the american goat society would be proud)
Titty fucks Lounge
Get balls on how you can improve your art, music, and more.
Competitions and Muff sniffs
Practice your art, music, cuntlicking and game making skills in the forum competitions.
AGS Fucks in Production
Promote the game you're developing, and see what fucks are up to.
Fists and Tips
Stuck in Larry "Saggysack" Vales? Fed up with Pleurghburg? Dying in King's Quest? Post here for help.
General "Fuck me for a Buck" Discussion
Feel free to talk about thrusting and charvering in this board.
Members "Big Dick" List
List of registered Creams and Top 15 Wankers.
Quote from: TìmosÃty on Thu 29/05/2003 14:28:16
Members "Big Dick" List
List of registered Creams and Top 15 Wankers.
Fantastic. I'm the #2 top wanker here..... Only one man could posses the prowless to control the #1 spot here, and it is our beloved, Chris Jones.
Careful there, Scummy; you don't want to encourage Esseb's disgusting and creepy imagination.
ok, enough with the rude jokes.. WHERES THIS NEW ENGINE?
Flippy's Avatar text turned into this..
QuoteThe first, The cuntlapping asslicking smooching deep entering last, The shafting gamahucheing balling fistfucking one, The sex fighting gamahucheing fingerfucking fingerfucking cuntlicking only.
And also, posting something that's not a sex joke..
QuoteDon't patronize kids... I'm just 15 and I knew most of these words before I was 12. School does wonders for your adult vocabulary.
He speaks the truth! I'm only a freshman in high school, and at least half of even the the
seventh graders look at actual porn sites, and those are just the ones that admit it. We're much more perverted than any adult could possible know.
Quote from: Bob the Hun on Fri 30/05/2003 04:19:21I'm only a freshman in high school, and at least half of even the the seventh graders look at actual porn sites, and those are just the ones that admit it. We're much more perverted than any adult could possible know.
Except for the ones that were also once seventh graders or freshmen in high school, anyway.
This one is nice:
"Screen farts of 320x200, 320x240, 640x400, 640x480, and 800x600 are cuntlicked. Your game can be run full-screen or in a fucking window."
Hehe, I agree - This is darn funny, especially the one that Remixor linked to... ;D
Fear the day when someone genuinely releases a game entitled "6 Day Dildo Assassin." The laugh is cheap but it's brilliant in its simplicity.
Alien Rape Escape (mine and scotch's last game) was gonna be called Six Day Ass-assin', but it took us longer than 6 days to make, so we scapped that name :)
Hehe, great that you guys liked it.
I never expected so many replies. :)
Now, get ready for Pissed Roger Foodbelly :D
Quotes
QuoteAll you have to do is draw the fingering graphics and think of a deep throating plot!
QuoteNOTE: AGS is not for everyone. To make more advanced sex fights of a screwing game...
QuoteIt is spanked that you have at least a basic knowledge of computers
QuoteDownload "Cuntcleaner" Now!
Quote..and can be smoothly scaled and lit in different balls. 4 and 8-directional fingering animations are supported.
QuoteAll the gamahucheing standard fucks you would expect, such as game Save and Load fucks, automatic jerking, sprite banging, walk-cuntlapps, asslicks, objects, cutscenes, animations, fomps, and so forth.
Quote