Adventure Game Studio

Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: jannar85 on Wed 28/05/2003 17:49:00

Title: A new engine is out!!
Post by: jannar85 on Wed 28/05/2003 17:49:00
It's as good as AGS, but has these nice features which CJ won't bother to add. Check out the homepage, and those nifty games. Download the new engine today! I have already made the switch, and I hope you do too!

Here it is, btw...
The waaay better game engine (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.agsforums.com)

C'mon! Check it!
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: AJA on Wed 28/05/2003 18:08:42
Lol... That's great... :D
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Scummbuddy on Wed 28/05/2003 19:24:14
Haha, for a second there, I thought you really were putting down Chris's engine...

Now I get to pull a prank on my girlfriends site....  ;D
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Archangel (aka SoupDragon) on Wed 28/05/2003 19:28:06
Lol the site changes every time you refresh it
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Eggie on Wed 28/05/2003 19:51:11
*adds a new site to his "favourites list"
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: on Wed 28/05/2003 20:02:50
Larry "Dirk Diggler" Asslicks II

Great!

;)
m0ds
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: on Wed 28/05/2003 20:10:05
lol

(ie. what squirts when the player clicks on various things)
See motherfucks made with AGS
It is not designed to make cocksucks, straight RPG's, or any other type of game
Multiple player cocksucks, such as in Maniac "The-Champ" Mansion and Day of the thrusting Tentacle, are possible too.
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Scummbuddy on Wed 28/05/2003 20:20:30
Quote from: GW-Nox on Wed 28/05/2003 20:10:05
... and Day of the thrusting Tentacle, are possible too.


They made that into a game?!?   It was a good movie, but wow, im surprised.

<Runs off to his local game shop ready to buy 2 copies>
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: edmundito on Wed 28/05/2003 20:42:46
LOL:
"NOTE: AGS is not for everyone. To make more advanced parts of a game, such as cutscenes, you will need to be gangbanged to learn the fisting sucking language."

And check out this rip in the space-time continuum (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.agsforums.com%2Fyabb%2Findex.php%3Fboard%3D1%3Baction%3Ddisplay%3Bthreadid%3D6320).

Edit. heh, after going through my link 5 times (by clicking on the link, and then click on the link on my pornolized link... get it?) I get this extremely modified:
"NOTE: AGS is not for everyone. To make more screwed bangs of a fisting fomping spanking game, such as balls, you will need to be jerked to learn the unclefucking farting wad spanking language."
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Archangel (aka SoupDragon) on Wed 28/05/2003 20:58:51
Rofl, I don't remember saying this: "Lol the site fucks every time you refresh it "
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Mikko on Wed 28/05/2003 22:40:08
"The screwing game interface is fully customizable, although the classic Sierra and Lucasarts interfaces are motherfucked by default."
"Download "Fuck me for a Buck" Now!"
"Point-and-click fucking..."
"Have up to 150 sucks deep throating your world..."
"Pleurghburg: Dark Bangs"

Some of the best I got. Simply hilarious...
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Evil on Wed 28/05/2003 22:58:03
Someparts didnt change...

"NOTE: AGS is not for everyone. To make more advanced parts of a game, such as wanks, you will need to be cocksucked to learn the deep throating titty fucking language."

:P
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Bob The Hun on Wed 28/05/2003 23:51:27
Hehe..

"Have up to 150 characters roaming your world - they each have their own inventory and can be smoothly cocksucked and lit in different areas. 4 and 8-directional walking wad pulls are wad pulled."
"All the standard fingerfucks you would expect"
"So, how much does it cost? Screwing. "
"You need no fingering experience to make a thrusting game using AGS - setting most game dripps is just a unclefucking matter of point-and-click!"
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Helm on Wed 28/05/2003 23:54:27
QuotePermanent "Up the Arse" Daylight

That sounds painful.

QuoteNOTE: AGS is not for everyone. To make more dripped fomps of a game, such as gamahuches, you will need to be prepared to learn the fucking scripting language.

You tell them!
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Adamski on Thu 29/05/2003 00:05:15
Quoteyou will need to be prepared to learn the fucking scripting language.
Ooh, can that be turned into a permanent change on the website?
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Barcik on Thu 29/05/2003 00:16:30
That's so great! You just gotta read the forums that way!
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Bob The Hun on Thu 29/05/2003 00:25:41
Ooh! The whole site is redone!
"Larry "Hard-on" Screws II: Dead "Cock Sucker" Fucks are Easy (by Phil "Son of a whore" Reed)"
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Barcik on Thu 29/05/2003 00:27:11
Bob, you are "Bob the Jerking Hun" in the pornified version of the forums!
;D
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Bob The Hun on Thu 29/05/2003 00:28:15
I prefer "Bob the fistfucking Hun", which is what i got.
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Ghormak on Thu 29/05/2003 00:28:25
My favourite excerpts:

QuoteWhat is Adventure "Superdick" Game Studio?

QuoteDownload "Cock Sucker" Now!

QuoteAdd in a few interactions (ie. what happens when the player screws on various things) and you're done.

QuoteYou might also want to check out the fomping AGS Documentation page to get fingerfucked

And finally some good news:

QuoteYou need no felching experience to make a game using AGS
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Evil on Thu 29/05/2003 00:38:51
Heh, read this page that way...
Heh (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.agsforums.com%2Fyabb%2Findex.php%3Fboard%3D1%3Baction%3Ddisplay%3Bthreadid%3D6320)
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Gilbert on Thu 29/05/2003 04:06:31
hehehehe "Raid" Jones...
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Bob The Hun on Thu 29/05/2003 04:13:15
God Bless the Pornolize service!
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: remixor on Thu 29/05/2003 04:42:04
This one is nuts...

Quote
m0ds
Mittens Crew Member

Long Schlong Silver

became...

Quote
fingerfucks
Bangs "Jerkoff" Crew Member

Long "Suck my tits dry" Schlong Silver
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Snake on Thu 29/05/2003 05:06:56
This is fucking funny  ;D

\o/

I tried it on my thread about Leitor's Edge ...and found it very humorous:

The Explaination:
A year to the fucking day, Seth "Jerkoff" Reece's little brother Matthew had died.
In wanks of forgetting, Seth thrusts his two friends on top of Leitor's Edge for a shafting few drinks.

Being depressed and drunk, Seth doesn't care about anything anymore, and so throws himself off the unclefucking edge...


Game Tech Info:

A non-linear plot sporting a new "Choose "Buzzwordbaby" Your Own "Asshole" Adventure Book" feel...

All messeges are at the cuntlicking bottom of the muff sniffing screen in their own text window

Readers' Comments:

Do you mean spanking like Gabriel "Omar Pussy" Knight's soundtrack?

Blows unclefucks 100% rockin' Snake. You know i've been jerking for one of your bangs to be fucked for squirts, so hurry it up!

I remember the cuntlicking Choose "Bastard" Your Own "Superdick" Adventure sex fights, they were a lot of fun to play when I was little.

Alright "Suck my tits dry" Damnit, Give us all a squirts report...I'm dying to see a fisting demo/intro...

..and my favorite

* Squinky asslicks Snake


--Snake
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Gilbert on Thu 29/05/2003 05:18:05
LOL this is what had become of my English Home page:

Welcome to Gilbert "Big Dick" Cheung's Homepage! (Felching...)

News
Old "Muffminer" News
Gallery
Downloading "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Section
Online "Mount" Game
Spews

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chinese "Assrush" Page   14 October, 2000
Welcome to my new homepage, please update your bookmark to http://dfg.theunderdogs.org/balled/gich/, many thanks to Death "Dildo" Adder for barfing me with web space, but the sucking old page will still be kept updating, and is instead a smooching mirror of dripps page.
Barfed the fingering Day-Night "Muffmuncher" Transition Demo for AGS to V1.1, go to the download page if you want it!  


Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Quickstrike on Thu 29/05/2003 06:00:45
QuoteSex fights:     632
So that's why posting is so odd recently...
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: MrColossal on Thu 29/05/2003 06:14:15
(http://sylpher.com/kafka/junk/pornolized.gif)

i can't tell which is funnier
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Scummbuddy on Thu 29/05/2003 08:24:48
General "Dickwad" Discussion

Its sooo true....
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Eero on Thu 29/05/2003 08:44:06
http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.agsforums.com%2Fyabb%2Findex.php%3Fboard%3D1%3Baction%3Ddisplay%3Bthreadid%3D6320%3Bstart%3D20 (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.agsforums.com%2Fyabb%2Findex.php%3Fboard%3D1%3Baction%3Ddisplay%3Bthreadid%3D6320%3Bstart%3D20)
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: remixor on Thu 29/05/2003 10:22:37
insanity (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pornolize.com%2Fcgi-bin%2Fpornolize2%2Fpornolize2.cgi%3Flang%3Den%26url%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.pornolize.com%252Fcgi-bin%252Fpornolize2%252Fpornolize2.cgi%253Flang%253Den%2526url%253Dhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.pornolize.com%25252Fcgi-bin%25252Fpornolize2%25252Fpornolize2.cgi%25253Flang%25253Den%252526url%25253Dhttp%2525253A%2525252F%2525252Fwww.pornolize.com%2525252Fcgi-bin%2525252Fpornolize2%2525252Fpornolize2.cgi%2525253Flang%2525253Den%25252526url%2525253Dhttp%252525253A%252525252F%252525252Fwww.pornolize.com%252525252Fcgi-bin%252525252Fpornolize2%252525252Fpornolize2.cgi%252525253Flang%252525253Den%2525252526url%252525253Dhttp%25252525253A%25252525252F%25252525252Fwww.pornolize.com%25252525252Fcgi-bin%25252525252Fpornolize2%25252525252Fpornolize2.cgi%25252525253Flang%25252525253Den%252525252526url%25252525253Dhttp%2525252525253A%2525252525252F%2525252525252Fwww.pornolize.com%2525252525252Fcgi-bin%2525252525252Fpornolize2%2525252525252Fpornolize2.cgi%2525252525253Flang%2525252525253Den%25252525252526url%2525252525253Dhttp%252525252525253A%252525252525252F%252525252525252Fwww.agsforums.com%252525252525252Fyabb%252525252525252Findex.php%252525252525253Fboard%252525252525253D1%252525252525253Baction%252525252525253Ddisplay%252525252525253Bthreadid%252525252525253D6320%252525252525253Bstart%252525252525253D20)
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Shattered Sponge on Thu 29/05/2003 12:00:10
QuoteCuriosity farted the shafting cat... or did it?
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Flippy_D on Thu 29/05/2003 12:19:43
"Larry "Son of a whore" Vales"

I KNEW it!

Remixor: superb.
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Flippy_D on Thu 29/05/2003 12:24:00
Follow up:

(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/porned.png)
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Barcik on Thu 29/05/2003 12:44:50
QuoteBob the fingering sucking gangbanging creaming sucking Hun
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: aussie on Thu 29/05/2003 12:56:23
Kids read these forums, c'mon. You can be funny without having resort to sex jokes.
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: DGMacphee on Thu 29/05/2003 13:04:59
QuoteKids read these blows, c'mon. You can be funny without titty fucking resort to sex jokes.

Har har har har har har har!!!!

Sex jokes!!!!
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: aussie on Thu 29/05/2003 13:06:43
Nah, too explicit.
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Flippy_D on Thu 29/05/2003 13:19:17
Don't patronize kids... I'm just 15 and I knew most of these words before I was 12. School does wonders for your adult vocabulary.
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Timosity on Thu 29/05/2003 14:28:16
You guys are all so immature, I cant believe you would post this garbage, thanks, now I can feel free to let loose.



Beginners "Hard-on" Technical Questions
Help with using the fingerfucking AGS Editor, and very basic scripting fingerfucks.

Technical "Muffmuncher" Forum
Fucking help, bug deep throats, and announcements about latest technical farts.

Completed "Pimp Mastah" Game Announcements
Post your raided game here.

AGS Talk and Chat
Titty fucks AGS fucks and adventure games in general.

also

Discuss AGS creams and adventure games in general. (the american goat society would be proud)

Titty fucks Lounge
Get balls on how you can improve your art, music, and more.

Competitions and Muff sniffs
Practice your art, music, cuntlicking and game making skills in the forum competitions.

AGS Fucks in Production
Promote the game you're developing, and see what fucks are up to.

Fists and Tips
Stuck in Larry "Saggysack" Vales? Fed up with Pleurghburg? Dying in King's Quest? Post here for help.

General "Fuck me for a Buck" Discussion
Feel free to talk about thrusting and charvering in this board.

Members "Big Dick" List
List of registered Creams and Top 15 Wankers.
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Scummbuddy on Thu 29/05/2003 17:21:04
Quote from: Tìmosíty on Thu 29/05/2003 14:28:16

Members "Big Dick" List
List of registered Creams and Top 15 Wankers.

Fantastic.  I'm the #2 top wanker here.....  Only one man could posses the prowless to control the #1 spot here, and it is our beloved, Chris Jones.
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Shattered Sponge on Thu 29/05/2003 20:42:05
Careful there, Scummy; you don't want to encourage Esseb's disgusting and creepy imagination.
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Privateer Puddin' on Thu 29/05/2003 21:06:57
ok, enough with the rude jokes.. WHERES THIS NEW ENGINE?
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Bob The Hun on Fri 30/05/2003 04:19:21
Flippy's Avatar text turned into this..
QuoteThe first, The cuntlapping asslicking smooching deep entering last, The shafting gamahucheing balling fistfucking one, The sex fighting gamahucheing fingerfucking fingerfucking cuntlicking only.
And also, posting something that's not a sex joke..
QuoteDon't patronize kids... I'm just 15 and I knew most of these words before I was 12. School does wonders for your adult vocabulary.
He speaks the truth! I'm only a freshman in high school, and at least half of even the the seventh graders look at actual porn sites, and those are just the ones that admit it. We're much more perverted than any adult could possible know.
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: remixor on Fri 30/05/2003 06:12:13
Quote from: Bob the Hun on Fri 30/05/2003 04:19:21I'm only a freshman in high school, and at least half of even the the seventh graders look at actual porn sites, and those are just the ones that admit it.  We're much more perverted than any adult could possible know.

Except for the ones that were also once seventh graders or freshmen in high school, anyway.
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Rincewind on Fri 30/05/2003 10:38:39
This one is nice:

"Screen farts of 320x200, 320x240, 640x400, 640x480, and 800x600 are cuntlicked. Your game can be run full-screen or in a fucking window."

Hehe, I agree - This is darn funny, especially the one that Remixor linked to... ;D  
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: Interference on Fri 30/05/2003 13:07:00
Fear the day when someone genuinely releases a game entitled "6 Day Dildo Assassin." The laugh is cheap but it's brilliant in its simplicity.
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: AGA on Fri 30/05/2003 13:13:19
Alien Rape Escape (mine and scotch's last game) was gonna be called Six Day Ass-assin', but it took us longer than 6 days to make, so we scapped that name :)
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: jannar85 on Fri 30/05/2003 14:02:39
Hehe, great that you guys liked it.
I never expected so many replies. :)


Now, get ready for Pissed Roger Foodbelly :D
Title: Re:A new engine is out!!
Post by: 2ma2 on Sat 31/05/2003 01:48:22
Quotes

QuoteAll you have to do is draw the fingering graphics and think of a deep throating plot!
QuoteNOTE: AGS is not for everyone. To make more advanced sex fights of a screwing game...
QuoteIt is spanked that you have at least a basic knowledge of computers
QuoteDownload "Cuntcleaner" Now!
Quote..and can be smoothly scaled and lit in different balls. 4 and 8-directional fingering animations are supported.
QuoteAll the gamahucheing standard fucks you would expect, such as game Save and Load fucks, automatic jerking, sprite banging, walk-cuntlapps, asslicks, objects, cutscenes, animations, fomps, and so forth.
Quote