A presidental Story:

[Matti]

Paper Carnival went trough hundreds of gay forums and chats but how could he be sure, who of the fellow net users the true leader was? Then he had an idea:

[Lionmonkey]

..."Why don't I just stop wasting my time on this rip-offed subplot and start working on a game?"...

[Obi]

and then this happened

THE END

[Akatosh]

...OF OUR COUNTRY CAN BE PREVENTED!", the relieved PC exclaimed in big, bold letters, for the positively fabulous robot that just stomped out a terror camp or some shit would clearly make a great president. Therefore...

( )

[Eggie]

...the world was restored to a state of peace under the mechanical gay thumb of it's new leader. The David Lynch mob crawled behind their radiators and were never seen again, the trolls exploded because they thought it would be funny and the people of the AGS community sat down to finally start working on their games...

The next game to be released was simply entitled A Presidental Story, it began thusly:
One day the president got bored and he...

[Ryan Timothy B]

...put on a pink tutu and started to dance around the oval office...

[DanielH]

... to celebrate his retirement and endorse McCain. But...

[TwinMoon]

...Cheney got in, shot him, and said: "Oh God, I thought you were a deer!"

[Lionmonkey]

...which stated a zillion of flame wars all over the Internet, again, not letting people to work on games...

[Obi]

and then this happened

[DanielH]

The combination of flame wars, the earth exploding, geaorge bush being shot and Optimus Prime produced an amount of awesome immesurable by today's standards, and the entire universe was completely disintigrated, lest anything so cool ever happen again.

     However, by freak chance, the universe...

[Lionmonkey]

...was inside a

game

by

the people of the AGS community

...

[The Almighty Metroid]

AND THATS WHAT THE PRESIDENT DID WHEN HE GOT BORED!!!             
TEH END!!!
And thanks for a wonder full thread!
KEEP IT UP AND LOOK FOR WHAT HAPPENS WHEN: The Pirates of the Carribean got Bored.

[Obi]

And Morgan Freeman said onto Prime "Prime, I shall always be your father."

THE MOTHER FUCKING END

[DanielH]

That's it. Morgan -goddamn- Freeman. Nothing could ever exist out side that, that is such a phenomenal amount of awesome nothing, not even basic atoms could exist- the coolness tears and rips the fabric of the universe apart, and becomes a colossal black hole, in which all matter falls. The entire universe is compacted and compressed by the great amount of awesome into a gravitational singularity, from which nothing can come. The universe has ended, and Morgan Freeman is Optimus Prime's dad.

The End,

and let any further attempts to ressurect this story be doomed to failure.