Angry Dan's Angry Thread

Dan_N · Thu 07/09/2006 19:11:12

Right then, apparently, from what I've seen, I'm the most pissed off guy arround here, so I am dawning my cape and tights to ensue a new identity: Angry Dan.
By day, he is a kind, civil, gentleman-like game designer, but by night, he is angry, just waiting to lash out on unsuspecting Big Blue Cup Forum members.

So this is the official thread for Angry Dan. Here, he will rant and bitch and just moan and groan and you can do that to. Yep, it's the take out your anger thread. Everything goes. But censor it, please. I've created this thread where he and others like him can roam free and not attack the other members.

Right, transformation occuring... tights dawning... angry level going up...

Ha ha f*cking ha! I'm back. With a vengeance!

It's time to get ANGRY!!

Right then, see that shotgun in my avatar? You're constantly reminded that that's a 12-gauge. That is one of the most dangerous shotguns known to man. And it's f*cking big. Just wanted to point that out.

Alrighty then, today I will bitch. About my computer. And money. I know, broken record, but hopefully, this will be the last time I bitch about that so...
What the f*ck is wrong with the world?! Why do whores who dress up like bad whores get all the money? Why do people just sprout money? And how? How the f*ck can a 50-year old man just get money and marry a freaking 18-year old girl?! That is just sick. Nevertheless, that is the case down here in good ol' Romania. We have a code BLUE alert, folks. I mean, good grief, the guy is less than half the chick's height and more than 3 times her age! What the hell kinda world is that, I ask you. And there are tenths if not hundreds of all-girl whore pop bands. Ya know, those chicks that dress up like they're just givin' it away. And it's not hard to guess who their previous employer was. Yep, the equivalent of a 2006 Romanian Huggy Bear. Crap, the world's f*cked up. Right then, money also gets you the newest badarse computer. And since I don't have any, I got myself a Pentium I. F*ck yeah! And that's not all, I previously had (in that order) a HC (ya know, the keyboard-computer that you stick in the TV) a 286, a 386, a 486, and now, a Pentium I. What kinda of a life is that? Nothing runs properly on my computer. And that's AFTER I have to tweak the sh*t out of it. And now, to make matters worse, I don't think the new version of AGS will work on my computer. I got the Shivah, which was made with the new version and it just freaking jumped from frame 1 to frame 8. From note 1 to note 8. Isn't that swell?

Anger level going down... removing tights...

Well, how did you like that?
I hope it was not to excessive. But hopefully, after all the steam I let out, I can now post calmly.

A warm, friendly (but perfectly heterosexual) Kudos!

Buckethead · Thu 07/09/2006 19:13:43

you know, I'm more evil then you but I'm being evil behind your back, which is even more evil.

Erenan · Thu 07/09/2006 19:15:59

Um... get a job?

Dan_N · Thu 07/09/2006 19:16:36

Buckethead: Yes, well, I'm lashing out on other members, which is much more evil. If you had a knife while being evil behind my back, then I would be worried. But for now, *******************!

I just can't bare myself to write that with words.
You fill in the blank.

Erenan: read my damn profile, jerk.

See, buckethead, I did it again!

Ishmael · Thu 07/09/2006 19:17:41

This thread isn't going to live long, and you should know it. Ranting about everything that comes to mind just cool you off isn't the solution. You're in the age where everything seems impossible, but just go spend some time out with friends or something.

Don't worry about not having enough money for a brand new computer, just enjoy what you have. When you're twenty-two, living in your own home, working fulltime, paying bills, buying food, then care about not having enough money for a new computer and cut down on your expences a bit to save some money. The world isn't going to end tomorrow, youknow.

Erenan · Thu 07/09/2006 19:19:45

Dear Dan,

You're mean.

Your buddy,

Erenan

Dan_N · Thu 07/09/2006 19:20:24

Ishamel: If Yahtzee, myself, the crew down at Something Awful and Yahtzee's followers get pissed or pissed off enough, then it might.

Erenan: thanks.

Dan 1, Buckethead nill.

Sam. · Thu 07/09/2006 19:20:54

crikey, you are angry.

You know that shotgun in your avatar isnt real...dont you?

Nacho · Thu 07/09/2006 19:21:05

So, you are making a thread for behaving like an asshole each certain time...

Gender: Male
Age: 15

. . .

*sigh*

Dan_N · Thu 07/09/2006 19:22:57

Zooty: I can make it real if I get pissed of enough.

Dan 2, Buckethead nill.

Nacho: Leave my age out of this, jerk.

Sam. · Thu 07/09/2006 19:23:45

you can make pictures come to life? That is pretty powerful rage.

Mr Jake · Thu 07/09/2006 19:25:16

Or mental illness.

Dan_N · Thu 07/09/2006 19:26:15

Zooty: yes, it's harder than stealing your dumb chest.

Hotspot: you leave my happy pills out of this! Jerk!

Paper Carnival · Thu 07/09/2006 19:27:42

One word: Goosfraba...

Dan_N · Thu 07/09/2006 19:28:56

One word: smacktard...

Ishmael · Thu 07/09/2006 19:30:42

One word: MODERATOR!

Becky · Thu 07/09/2006 19:31:09

You know, your behaviour isn't exactly endearing. You might want to reconsider your attitude (especially as you basically insulted everyone trying to help you make Fatman work) because it's not going to do you any favours.

Sam. · Thu 07/09/2006 19:31:33

what is harder?

And leave your age out this? You are, according the rules of this forum, underage. Good job of drawing attention to yourself.

Erenan · Thu 07/09/2006 19:34:10

Dan, I realize you are upset, but we didn't do anything to you. Go find a punching bag or something if you want to let off steam.

Adamski · Thu 07/09/2006 19:34:22

Three golden rules:
1. Is your post interesting, helpful or funny? If not, don't post it.
2. Post in a mature manner. Remember, the minimum age here is 16 - if you're unable to act that age, don't post.
3. If you're not a moderator, don't pretend to be one. If a thread needs to be moved or locked, the moderators will deal with it.

I believe this post violates the first two rules.

Dan, if you want to continue to be part of the forums you must reconsider your demenour. The majority of your posts are either rude or immature, and neither of these attributes are looked highly upon around here.