Christopia

[Ishmael]

I will be the... mm... What's the most important position there is where one can be physically as far as possible from the government?

[Nacho]

Janitor.

[Ishmael]

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Oh I know. Can I be the minister of clairvoyance, necromancery and other unnaturalities?

[HillBilly]

So now you're the local fantasy nerd.

[Nacho]

I am realising that we need something. Girls.  Ministress of women affaires, inquisitive stranger? The ratio is 10 males to 1 female, so, this would be a ministery with lots of work.

We need a national typical dress. I am thinking in Andail's pink bermudas, but I am not sure it this is too unserious.

[Ishmael]

Okay no then.

I've been taking care of the duties of the Head of Court. And I like it. I'll keep the position.

[HillBilly]

We need a national typical dress.

Ok.



This is the summer version. Notice the sunglasses.

[Domino]

Woops. I want to be a guard. I have noticed in playing ES4, that every castle has guards. I want to be a guard and not the Town gossip. I will protect the government at any cost. Let me be CJ's personal guard. 

Shawn

[InCreator]

Oh I know. Can I be the minister of clairvoyance, necromancery and other unnaturalities?

So now you're the local fantasy nerd.

Ow!
Chair...floor...head...can't stop laughing--

[passer-by]

Let's see...
So far we've got a bunch of ministries, houses for ministers, blocks of flats for the working people...pubs, clubs, stadiums, public services, schools, hospitals, museums, docks, shops, malls...

and I have signed exclusive contacts to build all of them...

[skw]

If you can, please count me in as an official bard.

I will be coming to see what's going on in the country and sit in the corner of one of Domino's pubs, with a lute and a glass of Scottish whiskey always near me.

As a troubadour, I'm, of course, going to wander through the whole world praising the name of the mighty Christopia!

I dig the flag, Farlander.

[Nacho]

So, write the lyrics of the anthem. See page 1 of this post to find the melody. Make it very epic!

[skw]

Ok, I'll see what I can do.

[ManicMatt]

*mumble grumble*

Fine! I will be the island's greatest thief! (Except... I just told you about it.. damn.)

Then I guess I will work in the Blue cup factory, making sure that every cup meets the standards of blue-ish-ness. there will be no cups of any other colours!

(No whoever it is that keeps using that photo of their REAL AGS mug, spare us from seeing the photo again!)

[Squinky]

Wow, I'm the Sheriff, yeah!

As Christopia's newest Sheriff I do solemly vow to grow the coolest handle-bar mustache possible....

And now I can wear my chaps without being called fruity, this is the best!

(Also, I don't work in a prison anymore, I now hang sheetrock, yay!)

[Ishmael]

Oh, and you people better build us a damn fine courthouse. As soon as it's build, Squinky can start hauling scum in and we'll jail their asses and the owners of their asses.

Reckons, you need to build a huge jail too.

[Haddas]

Yeah man, we have around 3000 members!

[Layabout]

I could be an ambassador. An ambassador for the people. Elect Layabout as your Good times ambassador.

[edmundito]

That's not fair! It should be a democracy! I guess I'll be the leader of rebels who stages a coup every so often who is known as "Col. Edmundo".

Either that or to be in charge of the space program! Or to be pope of the church of Chris.

Also, we need some traditional music. Something that would make Christopia famous for,. Oh, and some sort of traditional alcoholic beverage.

[Nacho]

Ok, ok!!! Big Brother and Layabout are now in the diplomacy body.

Man... now I have to preppair an army for fighting against Cuba's invasion  .

And Edmundo is now the official chief of the rebel army.

Squinky, chase these flithy rebels.