CJ update

m0ds · Thu 04/05/2006 23:50:58

In a recent interview Gordon Brown stated yesterday at 7:34pm:

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" I just sent CJ a message. He's alive and well. His Internet was disconnected because of a dispute with his phone company. "

To what extent is the phone company prosecuting? Or is this company hiding a bigger scheme? The King of Sweden is particularly concerned about CJ's whereabouts - and state of health - which he insists could be misleading. Evidence suggests CJ could well be hidden on Diarrhea Island, and the King already has his suspicions, placing interrogation upon a cartoonist:

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" Whatever Eric did to CJ, AGA was involved somehow. The plot thickens. "

The long and short of this post - CJ is out there.

Gordon Brown was played by AGA

Grundislav · Fri 05/05/2006 01:42:06

Quick, Captain Lovegrove! We must launch another expedition to Diarrhea Island immediately!

Ready the banana!! Er...I mean canoe!

MrColossal · Fri 05/05/2006 01:44:46

So you're wimping out and using a canoe this time?

Oh how the mighty have fallen...

Adamski · Fri 05/05/2006 01:48:24

I'd love to swim but those are Eric's-Dad-On-A-Jetski infested waters.

edmundito · Fri 05/05/2006 02:08:49

So CJ is alive and well therefore MY PLANS HAVE FAILED YET AGAIN!!!1 :'(

... oh right. Mittens reference:

Umm...

...It feels like wood.

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Fri 05/05/2006 02:12:05

Conspiracies abound as everyone asks the question:

DGMacphee · Fri 05/05/2006 03:31:31

I sense danger.

sergiocornaga · Fri 05/05/2006 06:01:39

lol classic pumaman!

Too obscure?

Pet Terry · Fri 05/05/2006 08:53:44

He loves us all, he just hates what we represent.

Nacho · Fri 05/05/2006 09:12:15

Guys, I think it is time to tell it. The community is mature enough to know it, they will be able to live with it:

CJ does not exist. I know you have seen him. He is a 3-d image generated, with a mix of the face of Neil Patrick Harris and Conan O'Brian (The nose, to be precise). His posts are written by a group of experts, including the very O'Brian, Rowan Atkinson, and Chris Jones, the scripter of games such as Crazy Taxi and Star Wars:Knights of the old Republic. That's where we got the name.

That's why CJ seems so serious when writing in the tecnical boards, and so funny when he is out of them.Ã,Â I wonder why nobody has noticed it.

Check it. Open your photoshop and paste Conan's nose in the face of Neil. Google for the info of the previously staled games.

I am sorry M0ds, Petter, Eric... But people DESERVES to KNOW.Ã,Â $:-\$

To the mitteneers who have kept the secret. I am sorry, you managed well to keep the secret, I am sorry to be the guy who failed you, but I couldn't resist this more time.

Chicky · Fri 05/05/2006 11:03:22

Oh my lord!

sergiocornaga · Fri 05/05/2006 11:09:05

That's him alright...

Andail · Fri 05/05/2006 12:07:24

In that case, BOTH Neil Patrick Harris and Conan O'Brien were murdered by either Gordon Brown or Eric, and buried by these on Diarrhea Island, Eric using his time travelling skills to make sure he could be with an alibi all the time, while Gordon Brown disguised himself as a sheep and swam to Albany, where he sold himself for a moderate price on the annual cattle fair.

The King of Sweden orders Adam and Grundislav, the two best canoeist we have, to immediately commence an expedition to said island and find the corpses.

Gordon Brown was, as usual, played by AGA.

Haddas · Fri 05/05/2006 22:09:03

You're all acting very silly.

In a good way.

Pumaman · Mon 08/05/2006 21:04:37

Rumours of my death were greatly exaggerated.

After getting involved in a fist fight with an angry rabbit over a parking space, I stumbled into the English Channel where I lay dead on the seabed for 2 weeks... whereupon a friendly mermaid breathed her magical breath into my lungs and I awoke from my slumber, only to find that I had grown gills.

Giddy with this new found underwater bliss, I remained under the surface, gently moving through the water whiling away my days, until I was attacked by a Great White Shark and had to beat a hasty retreat to the surface and back into civilization.

edmundito · Mon 08/05/2006 21:20:08

CJ! I thought I lost you forever, is that really you?

Have you come back to us now, at the turn of the tide? Â¬Â¬

Hooray for CJ teh white!

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m0ds · Mon 08/05/2006 22:43:24

Glad you're back CJ! Can't wait to check out your gills at Mittens

Layabout · Tue 09/05/2006 00:21:16

I bet that's not all you can't wait to check out mark!!! GrrrRRRR!!!

Disco · Tue 09/05/2006 01:09:34

Hey m0ds! Speaking of Mittens, what are the chances of us seeing your 2005 pics before the 5th edition?

Squinky · Tue 09/05/2006 02:42:47

Quote from: Pumaman on Mon 08/05/2006 21:04:37
Rumours of my death were greatly exaggerated.

After getting involved in a fist fight with an angry rabbit over a parking space, I stumbled into the English Channel where I lay dead on the seabed for 2 weeks... whereupon a friendly mermaid breathed her magical breath into my lungs and I awoke from my slumber, only to find that I had grown gills.

Giddy with this new found underwater bliss, I remained under the surface, gently moving through the water whiling away my days, until I was attacked by a Great White Shark and had to beat a hasty retreat to the surface and back into civilization.

But at least you got to do a mermaid...