Deepest Quotes In Games

[freedy]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum." (Duke Nukem)

[Ghost]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum." (Duke Nukem)

Good one, but nothing compared to:
"Ungh." (Doomguy using wall to reveal secret door)

[Eggie]

I like "War... War never changes" it sounds bleak at first but the more you play the Fallout Games the more I see there's an optimistic side to it too because the best of humanity's survived along with the worst.
I'm sure it wasn't meant to be that deep when the team first wrote it but WHATEVZ.

[Bogdan]

I'm not sure what they exactly said but it was something like this:
“Is that banana in your pocket or are you happy to see us?”
cannibals from the secret of monkey island when you steal the bananas from their village :D

[Ponch]

"It's my way, or... hell, it's my way! "
-Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project

[ThreeOhFour]

"Updated my journal."

[Ali]

"I-couldn't-carry-any-more-so-I-had-to-drop-it."

[Wyz]

"Yes"

[Igor Hardy]

The most deepest of them all must be of course the answer to the question "Why?":

"*Blip* *Blip* *Blip* End of Cheese Error
*Blip* *Blip* *Blip* Can Not Find Drive Z:
*Blip* *Blip* *Blip* Unknown Application Error
*Blip* *Blip* *Blip* Please Reboot Universe
*Blip* *Blip* *Blip* Year Of The Sloth *Blip* *Blip* *Blip*"

[gaarias]

Yes, Dr. Jones, the famous arqueologist!"

[Phemar]

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

"They'll tear you apart, bone by bone
and build from you a human throne
Their buck-toothed king will sit upon
What once was you, but now is gone
This key unlocks the gates of Hell
Steady traveller, use it well"

- Grim Fandango

[antipus]

Shoot. If you're going for deep poetry, how about Death's Challenge from KQVI?

Man may pass the portal,
and seek its Master, Death.
Man may pass where Death has trod,
and challenge like Scheherezade,
He who reigns beneath the sod,
to spare a mortal's breath.

And then, of course, there's Igor from QfGIV:

Ha, ha. Little bit of graveyard humor, there.

[selmiak]

Hi, I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

I've been with the unit since I was born. I grew up on the battlefield. Conflict and victory were my parents! </funny russian accent>

[blueskirt]

"As for the bridge, well... it has seen wars before. Urizen's armies are unlikely to notice it, much less damage it. So it doesn't worry too much. And perhaps, despite all it's seen, it still hopes that one day the river will return."

[Ali]

Urizen is the principal figure in the romantic poet William Blake's mythology - what game is he in?

[blueskirt]

The quote's from The Strange and Somewhat Sinister Tale of the House at Desert Bridge. I finished it yesterday.