Gayness

cukeman · Tue 14/08/2007 20:33:28

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Tuomas · Tue 14/08/2007 20:47:07

They think you're gay for posting your first post here? Yeah, of course we think we're gay. This is American Gay Society after all, but we don't take being called gays as criticism. Frankly though, the guy to the next booth, yeah, the one with the dark hair, he writes to penisland.com forums and is more gay than you. However, what I'd say to them would be, that there's nothing to be ashamed of being a gay. More likely they should be ashamed of using gayness as something to humiliate a person since it's basically just like calling them heteros or Swedish.

vict0r · Tue 14/08/2007 20:49:05

You're obviously not posting on this message board, as this is your first post..

Meowster · Tue 14/08/2007 20:49:24

for fucks sake are you being serious?

I assume by "gay" you mean "an idiot". Bearing that in mind, I think it's fair to say that you're definitely gayer now than you were before you posted.

Ubel · Tue 14/08/2007 20:51:14

I wasn't gay when I first joined this community but I was a stupid noob back then. Sleeping in the same bed with Grundislav at Brittens changed it all. Nobody has criticised me about this yet, though. Well, apart from Grundislav maybe. He never responded to my love.

EldKatt · Tue 14/08/2007 20:54:48

Quote from: vict0r on Tue 14/08/2007 20:49:05
You're obviously not posting on this message board, as this is your first post..

Obviously cukeman comes from the future and is here to teach us about the paradoxal nature of backwards time travel. I welcome him as our new leader.

Tuomas · Tue 14/08/2007 20:58:14

I'm eagerly waiting for the time when two men can naturally reproduce. Then gayness would finally be completely acceptable and I could come out of the closet.

enkerro · Tue 14/08/2007 21:02:51

This is kinda gay.

Ishmael · Tue 14/08/2007 22:04:29

Quote from: Pablo on Tue 14/08/2007 20:51:14
I wasn't gay when I first joined this community but I was a stupid noob back then. Sleeping in the same bed with Grundislav at Brittens changed it all. Nobody has criticised me about this yet, though. Well, apart from Grundislav maybe. He never responded to my love.

..WHAT?

HillBilly · Tue 14/08/2007 22:06:46

Quote from: Tuomas on Tue 14/08/2007 20:58:14
I'm eagerly waiting for the time when two men can naturally reproduce. Then gayness would finally be completely acceptable and I could come out of the closet.

dude I don't think it should be possible to give birth out the urethra no matter what level of acceptance it would cause.

Pumaman · Tue 14/08/2007 22:08:37

Quote from: Pablo on Tue 14/08/2007 20:51:14
I wasn't gay when I first joined this community but I was a stupid noob back then. Sleeping in the same bed with Grundislav at Brittens changed it all.

You think you're in trouble? I sat in a hot tub with several other scantily-clad men at Mittens ... and enjoyed it!!

Indie Boy · Tue 14/08/2007 22:17:43

Maybe this forum is gay

The Ivy · Tue 14/08/2007 22:23:44

Quote from: Pumaman on Tue 14/08/2007 22:08:37
Quote from: Pablo on Tue 14/08/2007 20:51:14
I wasn't gay when I first joined this community but I was a stupid noob back then. Sleeping in the same bed with Grundislav at Brittens changed it all.

You think you're in trouble? I sat in a hot tub with several other scantily-clad men at Mittens ... and enjoyed it!!

Well, so did I and...wait...

MrColossal · Tue 14/08/2007 22:25:27

THE PLOT TUB THICKENS!

The Ivy · Tue 14/08/2007 22:34:41

Quote from: MrColossal on Tue 14/08/2007 22:25:27
THE PLOT TUB THICKENS!

I just about choked on my tea when I read that. Thanks a bunch.

Tuomas · Tue 14/08/2007 22:57:27

Yeah, we have our ways of eliminating women. If geekiness isn't enough, we'll just drown them. In their own tea!

LimpingFish · Tue 14/08/2007 23:09:24

Click-me-doo!

Meowster · Tue 14/08/2007 23:28:46

Quote from: Tuomas on Tue 14/08/2007 22:57:27
Yeah, we have our ways of eliminating women. If geekiness isn't enough, we'll just drown them. In their own tea!

Um excuse me? Girls can be gay too? The forum can be 100% gay and still have male and female members?

In fact the women are probably gayer than you men, so...

InCreator · Tue 14/08/2007 23:33:51

Everybody does love m0ds. And CJ. Unless it isn't men-wear-dress day.
But due this fact, women cannot be gay.

The Ivy · Tue 14/08/2007 23:35:36

Quote from: Meowster on Tue 14/08/2007 23:28:46
Quote from: Tuomas on Tue 14/08/2007 22:57:27
Yeah, we have our ways of eliminating women. If geekiness isn't enough, we'll just drown them. In their own tea!

Um excuse me? Girls can be gay too? The forum can be 100% gay and still have male and female members?

In fact the women are probably gayer than you men, so...

Sorry, Meowster, I'm just not that into you.

ManicMatt · Tue 14/08/2007 23:41:31

Quote from: The Ivy on Tue 14/08/2007 23:35:36
Sorry, Meowster, I'm just not that into you.

And thus, my fantasies were destroyed in the blink of an eye.

Kidding!!!

Quote from: Tuomas on Tue 14/08/2007 20:58:14
I'm eagerly waiting for the time when two men can naturally reproduce. Then gayness would finally be completely acceptable and I could come out of the closet.

No way! Your gayity helps keep the population from growing in numbers too much. Yes Gayity isnt a word. But it is now. Gay you later!

Da_Elf · Tue 14/08/2007 23:44:12

maybe since its his 1st post maybe he is gay and wanted to start this discussion to evaluate our point of view on homosexuality to see if he will get into problems here

LimpingFish · Tue 14/08/2007 23:57:31

Aren't we all just a tiny bit gay?

Do we really watch World's Strongest Man just to see mid-priced pick-up trucks being man-towed across a field?

Don't we always sneak a peek at the dude using the urinal next to us?

Haven't we all fantasized about rough, backdoor action from time to time? Don't we...just...um...

Wait...I've said too much.

Gilbert · Wed 15/08/2007 01:37:02

Gay used to mean happy.

So, we should all be gay posting here in this gay forum. Case closed.

cukeman · Wed 15/08/2007 02:16:29

hey
I didnt expect this much of a response, just wondered what this forum was like & what type of people were on it . Lots of people like to make negative comments about things you find interesting. This seems like fun. My girlfriend likes playing old school games like Joust, Galaga & Galaxian. Anyone still play these games? It's nice to know that people will respond to my comments. thanks

lo_res_man · Wed 15/08/2007 04:01:14

I never liked joust, if you mean the one with the flying camels, but galaga and galxian, yes they are quite fun. good old fashiond old-school fun.As for Gayness, your talking to a bi-curious non-drag queen type transvestite. And some of the people on this forum are even GIRLS :o, so we got all types here.

Redwall · Wed 15/08/2007 04:30:28

QuoteYes Gayity isnt a word.

Actually, you just spelled it wrong.

Stupot · Wed 15/08/2007 05:26:20

I think I'm a little gayer, just by having read through this thread.
I can feel the oestrogen taking over. Hmm, I feel a sudden urge to hang a rainbow flag on my wall and buy MIKAs album.

Tuomas · Wed 15/08/2007 08:55:37

Quote from: Meowster on Tue 14/08/2007 23:28:46
Quote from: Tuomas on Tue 14/08/2007 22:57:27
Yeah, we have our ways of eliminating women. If geekiness isn't enough, we'll just drown them. In their own tea!

Um excuse me? Girls can be gay too? The forum can be 100% gay and still have male and female members?

In fact the women are probably gayer than you men, so...

Quite frankly, I must admit, I was only trying to make it easier for me to be a gay. See, as there's a majority of men, closing out the surrounding world is bound to create sexual need, which then later erupts between you and the closest person available. Therefore I would be gay rather that a guy who enjoys watching lesbians. (now that I'm both, what does that make me?

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Stupot · Wed 15/08/2007 08:58:09

Quote from: Tuomas on Wed 15/08/2007 08:55:37
Quote from: Meowster on Tue 14/08/2007 23:28:46
Quote from: Tuomas on Tue 14/08/2007 22:57:27
Yeah, we have our ways of eliminating women. If geekiness isn't enough, we'll just drown them. In their own tea!

Um excuse me? Girls can be gay too? The forum can be 100% gay and still have male and female members?

In fact the women are probably gayer than you men, so...

Quite frankly, I must admit, I was only trying to make it easier for me to be a gay. See, as there's a majority of men, closing out the surrounding world is bound to create sexual need, which then later erupts between you and the closest person available. Therefore I would be gay rather that a guy who enjoys watching lesbians. (now that I'm both, what does that make me? )

A lesbian trapped in a queer's body?

lo_res_man · Wed 15/08/2007 09:08:26

a bisexual with voyer fetish for lesbians?

SSH · Wed 15/08/2007 09:22:57

Since I got my new car, I can claim maximum gayness:

Hudders · Wed 15/08/2007 12:31:30

Quote from: Tuomas on Tue 14/08/2007 20:47:07
penisland.com forums

That website is completely disappointing.

Domino · Wed 15/08/2007 14:54:27

Cukeman is somebody i work with who is mocking me for being and AGS Forum Member. He signed up just to mock us, so please delete his account. I got a full confession.

This really ticks me off too.

lo_res_man · Wed 15/08/2007 15:15:28

Oh that is just f***** that s** o* a B####!

MrColossal · Wed 15/08/2007 15:17:01

I think your keyboard is broken, lo_res_man. Might want to look into that.