gone to america

[jetxl]

Tomorrow at this time I'll be on a plane to yankieland.
visiting all the major cities, looking what america is all about.
anyway has anybody got some tourist tips and must sees?

[BruisedWeasel]

Never drop the soap, watch out for stray bullets, and head to Canadia. The US has no need for foreignors with there foreign ideas. Do drink the water, though.

[cpage]

Vegas is nice

[Scummbuddy]

If you stop in Maryland or DC, let me know.  Ill put you up for the night, and give you American food.

[Privateer Puddin']

its true what they say about the soap,


you just cant hold on to that thing!

[Evil]

Sedona, AZ... Best place for scenery in the US... Best of luck to you, ya crazy foreigner

[Quickstrike]

Sedona, AZ... Best place for scenery in the US... Best of luck to you, ya crazy foreigner

You bet your life it is!  I live a few hours away from it!  Oh, don't eat at any place called "Ma's" or "Pa's".  Don't go to a motel, go to a hotel.  Don't rely on the memory of natives, bring a map.  Use US currency and don't call anybody a "Yank" or "A silly American" or other names like that.  Use "Porta-Potties" or public restrooms as little as possible.  Don't be afraid of people, most will help you out.  Plus, always bring your towel!

[remixor]

If you want the best weather in the world that's not some crazy tourist caribbean place or something, go to San Diego.  It's basically a cultural wasteland, but it's beautiful and the weather is constant throughout every season.  I lived there before going to college.