Good Dan's Apologetic Thread [SOLVED]

Dan_N · Thu 07/09/2006 19:38:28

Alrighty, after banging my head against the four walls in my room for 5 times on each wall, I have now come to my senses. I have created this thread to apologise for being a complete arse. I'm sorry. Everyone who posts here, I will apologise to. It might seem shallow, but every apology is meant. Sorry.

PS: I won't just copy and paste "I'm sorry" for ten billion squillion times (as I think this is the number of people I've offended).

Right, first let me start of by apologising to buckethead, erenan, ishmael, zooty, nacho, hotspot, guybrush peepwood, becky and mr. moderator adamsky.

To buckethead, I apologise for directly starting a who's more angry competition and attacking him.

To erenan, I apologise for calling him a jerk.

To ishmael, I apologise for attacking him and would like to thank him for his help.

To zooty, I apologise for threatening him with a shotgun and attacking him.

To nacho, I apologise for calling him a jerk.

To hotspot, I apologise for calling him a jerk.

To guybrush peepwood, I apologise for calling him a smacktard.

To becky I apologise for almost attacking her as I did not finish my new reply (thank God).

To mr. Moderator Adamsky, I would like to apologise for occupying the forums with nonsense and dribble form an angry teenager who (I admit) should go in the naughty corner (if you remember that incident with helm to which I apologised) and promise that I'm trying to grow, but ranting and being angry is just part of my nature, so I apologise for that too.

Hope you guys can forgive me...

Obi · Thu 07/09/2006 19:46:34

Take this to livejournal or something.

LimpingFish · Thu 07/09/2006 19:52:45

Dan, you've just completed a very familiar forum ritual.

You aren't the first, and you certainly won't be the last

Dan_N · Thu 07/09/2006 19:59:14

I would also like to apologise to Obi and Limpingfish for occupying their forum with my useless dribble.

Ubel · Thu 07/09/2006 20:01:47

Nobody ever apologises me... I feel so left out...

Tuomas · Thu 07/09/2006 20:05:27

Pablo sorry for looking at you.. (I really am)

Anyway, where am I? oh yeah, home...

Meowster · Thu 07/09/2006 20:06:53

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You aren't the first, and you certainly won't be the last

No, he won't be the last.. I will. Because I'll call you all fuckers and then I'll blow you up so nobody else will ever be able to call you all fuckers again. Oh man you better be so afraid right now because I feel super-aggressive!

Nacho · Thu 07/09/2006 20:08:25

Fuckers is an insult in English?

It is a compliment in Spanish...

Helm · Thu 07/09/2006 20:56:25

Dan: impressive insult list. Maybe you should take a time-out from the forums/the internet instead of insulting/apoligizing to people in circles.

Chicky · Thu 07/09/2006 22:45:09

Where's my apology? You called me a girl, bitch!

Erenan · Thu 07/09/2006 23:18:05

I forgive you. Now let's all go fly a kite.

ManicMatt · Thu 07/09/2006 23:19:23

And you called me a mister-state-the-obvious!

This is the AGS forum.

Paper Carnival · Fri 08/09/2006 00:19:30

Quote from: Dan_N_GameZ on Thu 07/09/2006 19:38:28To buybrush preepwood, I apologise for calling him a smacktard.

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Hope you guys can forgive me...

I did not feel offended at first, but now I don't forgive you. Nobody calls me Buybrush Preepwood, jerk; unless you were really referring to some guy called like that and not me, in which case I still need an apology so that I won't feel left out.

SinSin · Fri 08/09/2006 00:23:39

i dont know whats going on but im with erenan
Lets go

Rui 'Trovatore' Pires · Fri 08/09/2006 00:43:02

Well, apparently I'm the only one with the opinion I'm about to state, but I'll state it anyway.

We've had our share of annoying people, that's normal. A lot of those people go away, thank God. Few bother to change. A thread like this isn't necessary to mark a change, especially because so many people might think it's just a way to get attention, or think, like I think Helm meant, that it's better not to do wrong at all than to repeatedly do it and then apologize and do it again. God knows I'm guilty of that and very ashamed of it, but that's another issue.

Dan, some of your posts until this thread have been somewhat offensive to touchy people. I should know - I'm rather touchy. Apologizing is a good first step. Now you just have to make sure these things don't repeat themselves (within reason. We have our share of lunatics, too). A public apology is good. Now go ahead and be a different person.

EDIT - And just having read "Angry Dan", I realise why so many people on this thread are rather negative about the whole thing. I can only say that I sincerely hope, having been on similar routes, that you learned what you could and really mean what you say.

Dan_N · Fri 08/09/2006 07:13:59

Yes, Rui, I'm really trying to change. This thread is my first step in that direction. And people can be skeptical, sure, be negative, no problem. You can also bad mouth and insult me here, I don't care. Why? Because I damn well deserve it. Indeed I admit some of my posts before the Angry Dan thread were a little immature and maybe offensive, but not all. These are a part of me too. I promise I'll try to dial it down a bit. I guess I take what I consider good humour and funny a little too far.

And now I shall even abstain from making rude comments to nacho's and erenan's posts to prove that something IS happening.

Guybrush, look, up. Things are changing.

Chicky, sorry, but you had an avatar with a girl. What am I supposed to believe?

Yes, Manic, I did call a state-the-obvious, sorry, I was a little hard on you.

Helm, I would like to apologise again for what happened at the EAGMA thread. Indeed, being banned for a period of time would be a fitting punishment for my crimes. I frankly can't say why I went so ballistic. But, I'm trying to calm down, believe me.

(PS: If anyone wants to hear Angry Dan again in all his glory, I have unleashed him in the Fullyramblomatic forum)

Helm · Fri 08/09/2006 07:38:33

I'm sure fullyramblomatic forum users are delighted.

You're operating under the misconception your zany omg insulting! internet act is funny and interesting, despite it being offensive. Maybe others disagree with me, but I don't think it is either. You'd benefit to realize that even if mocking people were accepted on this forum, you still don't do a funny or interesting job of it. When you realize this, it'll be all the more easier to bottle that shit up and behave like a regular person.

The issue is a simple one, for me: you're 15 years old and therefore shouldn't be on this forum at all. Your baby steps towards achieving self-control are wonderful, but perhaps you should let your dad know instead of us. If you persist and remain on these forums, solely because CJ doesn't like banning people, try to keep the exciting developments on the Dan_N_Gamez becoming a regular person front to yourself.

jetxl · Fri 08/09/2006 07:55:12

Quote from: Dan_N_GameZ on Fri 08/09/2006 07:13:59
Yes, Rui, I'm really trying to change. This thread is my first step in that direction.

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(PS: If anyone wants to hear Angry Dan again in all his glory, I have unleashed him in the Fullyramblomatic forum)

A contradiction.

Advice:
Don't start so many new topics.
Describe topic subjects better.
Make a reply with at least 5 or more sentences.
Don't write only about you and your problems. The internet isn't about you, you, you.
"Remember, the minimum age here is 16 - if you're unable to act that age, don't post."
Rethink your nickname.

Khris · Fri 08/09/2006 10:08:38

Holy ..., looks like another serious case of Fluebakake to me.

The Angry Dan thread is ridiculous to the point of absurdity, and so is this one.

Rui 'Trovatore' Pires · Fri 08/09/2006 10:13:14

QuoteYes, Rui, I'm really trying to change.

Quote(PS: If anyone wants to hear Angry Dan again in all his glory, I have unleashed him in the Fullyramblomatic forum)

Rather hopeless.

Ok, last try - this isn't a case of "ok, I'll behave here and still be same as always elsewhere". Behave. Period. Over and out.