Good Dan's Apologetic Thread [SOLVED]

[strazer]

Well said, Helm.

[SSH]

Dan:

a) You're not the first to be an ass. We're forgiving but you do need to stop as there's always a first time.
b) You're not as bad as Hammerite

[Dan_N]

Alright, if anyone has a problem with this thread, please report to the moderator and lock it. No problem. This was meant as a thread where I can apologise publicly so that people believe when I say I'm sorry. I've been an arse, therefor I've insulted all of you, even CJ, not just those who I've attacked directly.

Helm, what do you mean by "omg"?

Is there a problem with my nickname? What's wrong with it? How can I change it?

And, SSH, thank you, you're the first person to say that you forgive me. And what did Hammerite do?

It might seem like I'm crying out for attention, folks, but if it seems that way, please, forgive me. I do not intend it. I made a commitment, to not behave like a prick. And the fact that I'm underage is even more reason not to behave like a prick. Therefor, I shall stop behaving like a prick.

[ManicMatt]

SSH didn't actually say that he forgives you. He was saying that we as a community can be forgiving.

As for your name, I don't really understand what it's supposed to mean. Dan and games? What's that mean? No, really. I'm not having a dig at you, I'm wondering what that means exactly.

I'm pleased to see you acknowledge the error of your ways!

[Dan_N]

It means "Dan N." which is kinda my name in romanian, and "games" meaning I have a game company named "Dan N. GameZ". I usually put that in all my games (1 so far under work). I guess I dream a lot...

PS: I've read the first 3 pages of flukeblake's age thread. And I must admit, that guy was pretty bad. Sending bad messages to moderators? My word! I could learn a thing or two from that guy! Just kidding. I know, it wasn't funny.

[Erenan]

And now I shall even abstain from making rude comments to nacho's and erenan's posts to prove that something IS happening.

Why would my post warrant rude comments anyway?

And, SSH, thank you, you're the first person to say that you forgive me.

That's not true. I said it on the first page.

[Nacho]

Yeah... Same for me, Erenean. 

Ok... Now I've been mentioned:

"I am joining this cool forums... I am underage, but they will not notice if I behave propperly. I have zillions of projects, I will like them! Weeeeh!

Mmmm... I've started million of threads and I don't get the attention I deserve...

*weeks happen*

Shit

*Another week happen*

Idea! I am going to behave like an asshole! Then, I'll be famous!

Wow! Now everybody knows me! Now I'll apology and they will forgive me!

They did! Suckers! This was a perfect plan!  "

You know, man? If I forgive you I'll be encouraging newbies to follow again this master plan.

I am not going to forgive you for this hypocrital thread. Behave normally for 1 or 2 months and I will, without need of "I am sorry threads", meanhwile, you're still below 0 in respect-o-meter.

It's not that I have a hyper-developed sense of poetical justice towards you... It's that I have a sense of justice towards the other 2,999 members who behave normally since the initial moment they joined.

So, sorry.

PM me in a month and I'll tell you if I've "reseted", if you are interested.

[m0ds]

I'll blow you

Seriously?

[Hammerite]

And, SSH, thank you, you're the first person to say that you forgive me. And what did Hammerite do?

the infamous planktonman

[jetxl]

The infamous one-liner by Hammerite.

[Hammerite]

the infamous shootings of '62.

[Dan_N]

Alright, to prove that I'm changing I'll behave and that's that. But erenan, I thought your forgiveness post was sarcastic with the flying kite thing, that's why I wanted (although I abstained) to post a rude reply. Nacho, that post with the f*ckers. That's what deserves a snappy come-back. And, for the last freaking time: I'm not mastering a plan to draw attention. If indeed that is what it seems like, then I apologise. Man, what do I have to do? Exile myself like Yahtzee? Or not start a thread anymore, ever?

[Erenan]

We've already told you what you have to do. You don't have to start a thread full of apologies. You just have to interact with us in a mature and reasonably well-behaved manner. In my opinion, you've shown us that you are capable of doing this. You just let your emotions get the best of you sometimes. Just try to keep that from happening again and you should be fine.

Dan, with my post about going and flying a kite I was kidding around with you. I wasn't trying to make fun of you, and I wasn't trying to be mean. I was trying to have fun with you to show you that I don't hate you and I'm not mad at you. I believe in forgiveness, and I meant it. Just be aware that people intend to have fun at these forums, and it's generally a bad idea to take it too seriously and get upset. Does that make sense?

[LimpingFish]

Dan, you need to calm down, because at the moment you're just digging a big hole and pulling in dirt after you. 

You're making too big a deal out of this, and more you go on the sillier you're going to look.

Nobody hates you so just let this thread die, and get on with doing something more constructive.

[Nacho]

Yufster says: "You all are fuckers!"
I reply: "In Spanish that's not an insult, it's a compliment"Ã, 

You feel attacked...Ã, 


Persecution complex?

Do what the bald rat says, and let this thread die, man... dude.

[Sam.]

Is this still happening? huh.

[SinSin]

In the words of sawyer from lost
Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã, Lets all sit round and sing khumbaya and do trust falls

Heh heh Come on guys he's sorry

DanÃ,  Ã,  I think you've put your point across and at the same time achieved fame
(lets put it this way i think everyone knows you now )

But after a while i'm starting to believe that this post is causing more problems than it was meant to solve

Sins final thought

Everyone is an arse from time to time (dont disagree)
but apologising is a good start on the path of rightousness
But this whole board is about reputation and helping, giving yourself a bad reputation can lead to your own dimise so think about your posts before you leave them and if in doubt don't post
All in all this place is a place of tranquility and trust and we all need to get along
Therefore if someone has said something wrong use the report button , hold your breath and stop typing
Think before you do

Thanks for reading

Also remember the questionaire on the sign upÃ,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã, 

[Dan_N]

Yes, I would like to thank you all guys. This thread has tought me a few things.
This one of the nicest and most supportive communities on the internet, and it is a priviledge and an honor to be part of it, not a right.
And indeed, sinsin is right quoting Sawyer (I saw seasons I and II of Lost).
And believe me, this is NOT the way I wanted to establish a reputation.
But now, after I've learnt my lesson, I would like to say one last apology and one last thank you in this thread to all of you guys, even those who've mocked me, or have made me angry.
Right, someone report to the moderator and lock this thread already, and let it die, before anymore "fame" goes to my name. Hihi, kinda rhymes.
Right then, one last friendly Kudos! to the community and CJ and coming soon, a new, more friendly avatar.

[Tuomas]

This one of the nicest and most supportive communities on the internet, and it is a priviledge and an honor to be part of it

Well that explains the fact that I have a hard-on everytime I visit here.

[Andail]

Jesus, if there's anything more boring that those long angst-venting teenage rants, it's these subsequent apologetic bitter-sweet ramblings. Just stop. Stop waste forum space. Apologise by stepping back a bit and let more interesting threads stay on the first page.