I'm looking to join the AGS Church of Pastafarianism

shitar · Thu 01/12/2005 00:41:17

Is there one? I believe in Him now.

Vince Twelve · Thu 01/12/2005 00:55:07

Welcome, me matey!

Yarrr.

DGMacphee · Thu 01/12/2005 01:03:49

It would have been good to include a link so the obliviously lazy knew what you were talking about and didn't have to search for it ourselves.

As for FSM, hey, believe in whatever superstitions you want. I'm already spoken for as I belong to the Church of the Star Turtle.

Vince Twelve · Thu 01/12/2005 01:09:29

I take offense at that. Your Star Turtle is a "superstition." His Noodleness is the One True Capital-Letter-Necessitating One.

Consider your timbers shivered.

shitar · Thu 01/12/2005 01:12:12

I'm glad to be aboard. I will proceed by setting up a 30x30ft poster here (at night time ina ski mask) of Him at my school. I live in Oklahoma so I risk possible Captial Punishment for not believing in Christianity, but it is a risk I must take to further the cause of our Church. If I make it back I will make sure to bring pictures.

DGMacphee · Thu 01/12/2005 02:21:32

Quote from: Vince Twelve on Thu 01/12/2005 01:09:29
I take offense at that. Your Star Turtle is a "superstition." His Noodleness is the One True Capital-Letter-Necessitating One.

Consider your timbers shivered.

My God can beat your God at kickball, you stupadface!!

Stick that in your pipe an smoke it!!

IM NOT TEH SPAM · Thu 01/12/2005 02:32:56

...However, the fact that I, Lord Nipper, master of the winged donkeys, is the supreme deity. All Hail my concrete-donkeyness!

Vince Twelve · Thu 01/12/2005 03:02:47

A donkey god? That's just ridiculous.

Please stay out of our debate about legitimate religions.

mozza · Thu 01/12/2005 03:44:04

The only true god is one of whom is named the most almighty name of all.

C J

IM NOT TEH SPAM · Thu 01/12/2005 03:47:59

Damn, you foiled my get rich quick scheme! Now no one will fall for a donkey religeon! Only one thing left to do now... contribute to the disscussion with a completely random and useless word! WINDOWSILL!
...
ALL HAIL MY WINDOWSILL MIGHT.

mozza · Thu 01/12/2005 04:55:50

Quote from: Lord Nipper on Thu 01/12/2005 03:47:59
Damn, you foiled my get rich quick scheme!Ã,Â Now no one will fall for a donkey religeon!Ã,Â Only one thing left to do now... contribute to the disscussion with a completely random and useless word!Ã,Â WINDOWSILL!
...
ALL HAIL MY WINDOWSILL MIGHT.

Just imagine what could happen if CJ and the windowsill joined forces. Probably the armageddon

Huw Dawson · Thu 01/12/2005 07:32:26

Is there ANY point to this thread whatsoever?

All hail chesse. 'nuff said.

Nikolas · Thu 01/12/2005 08:09:08

Actually me personally believe in a mighter god than any of you have ever metnioned. And His name is:

DARTH MANARB!

All bow before Him! (Otherwise he will lock your threads!!!!!!!)

shbaz · Thu 01/12/2005 08:14:20

Quote from: shitarâ,,¢ on Thu 01/12/2005 01:12:12
I'm glad to be aboard. I will proceed by setting up a 30x30ft poster here (at night time ina ski mask) of Him at my school. I live in Oklahoma so I risk possible Captial Punishment for not believing in Christianity, but it is a risk I must take to further the cause of our Church. If I make it back I will make sure to bring pictures.

I didn't know anyone else here lived in Oklahoma.. I've never noticed you on the world map.

I'm in Stillwater, attending OSU. I drive to the NE part and through Tulsa constantly, as my parents live in Tahlequah and Keota respectively and I have friends in Tulsa.

Where are you?

More on topic.. I was the only proclaimed atheist in my high school and people tried to convert me all the time. Once in math class a girl told me to my face that I was a satanist because if you weren't Christian or any other religion then you had to be a satanist according to the bible.

p.s. I'm drunk, happy birthday to me

Nikolas · Thu 01/12/2005 08:18:10

Happy birthday, Happy maturing (since you became 21) and happy hangover.

mätzyboy · Thu 01/12/2005 08:52:00

QuoteAll hail chesse. 'nuff said.
...
DARTH MANARB!

You crazy folks are just vorshiping random people, aren't you?
Chesse
Darth? Manarb
It's madness I say, madness!Ã,Â

:o Long live Sun Ra! Praise his Arkestra! :o

esper · Thu 01/12/2005 09:18:46

It was written in the Sierranomicon, by the Mad Developer Roberta al-Williams, that one would come that would harness the power of the Great Old Games and unleash their greatness on the developing world. Thus was formed the Esoteric Order of AGS, that they might await the awakening of this slumbering god from his halls below the earth. Darth-Mandarb is the Gate, and through his Big Blue Cup shall Great Christhulhu be awoken. And the earth shall tremble at the games that shall be unleashed upon it.

Nikolas · Thu 01/12/2005 09:31:23

AMEN

EDIT: I'm just waiting for rharpe to come on-line to see his reaction on this!

Radiant · Thu 01/12/2005 10:45:10

Quote from: Nikolas on Thu 01/12/2005 09:31:23
AMEN

No, no, no...

RAMEN!

Mr Jake · Thu 01/12/2005 12:23:13

I wonder how this thread would of went if FlukeBlake started it.