I'm looking to join the AGS Church of Pastafarianism

[Redwall]

I wonder if anyone remembers my old Scripture...

In the beginning, the almighty God created man and Adventure, and it was good. He gave to his greatest followers Lucas and Sierra the power to create Adventure, and to teach others to do the same.

For a time, man lived in harmony with God, aided by Adventure. But then, the Doom came, and evil spread throughout the world. The Second Doom came, and soon after the three Quakes, and Adventure and the worship of God was forgotten.

Then God spoke to his prophet Chris Jones and said to him, "Go forth! And teach all to make Adventure and worship Me!" And the humble Chris Jones said, "Oh Lord Almighty of Heaven and Earth! How can I make Adventure without the ancient tools?"

And so God gave Chris Jones the Adventure Creater, and it was good. He sent Roger, the greatest son of Sierra and an Angel of God, to watch over Chris Jones.

With the word of God and the Adventure Creator, Chris Jones created the Manual, the Holy Word of the almighty God that taught others to create Adventure with the tools given to Chris Jones by the Lord.

Chris Jones then left his home and carried with him only a Blue Cup to show his devotion to his Lord. And he gave the Adventure Creator to others, and the Manual, and soon men were once more making Adventure.

And then He created the Holy Forum for all who worship God and his prophet Chris Jones to gather and help others create Adventure, and it was good.

[Nacho]

The former Flukeblake is Shitar, mr. Hotspot... 

[AlbinoPanther]

This guy Shitar allways bring some topic(political, religius, etc.) and never ever show up after that.This was actually the first one that he replyed.
So who is he?
What is he doing here?
Is he sent by the goverment?
Or maybe ALIENS?
1000 of questions only one answer.
And we don't know it.

[esper]

Actually, if I had been the first poster, I would have said something along the lines of "WTF is this? Pasta-what? You're an idiot..." But it seems as though others took it and ran with it, so why not join in?

[Andail]

Actually me personally believe in a mighter god than any of you have ever metnioned. And His name is:

DARTH MANARB!

All bow before Him! (Otherwise he will lock your threads!!!!!!!)

Next time worship somebody who actually can lock your threads.