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TIME: 31 OCTOBER - THE END OF NOVEMBER
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This is how it goes...
YOU :o (yes, you) think of a name that you think is great!
It can be borrowed from a movie, a game, or YOU :o (yes, you)
can come up with an entirely new name (!!!)
After the competition time is over you can vote for your favourite
(We must also come up with a prize)
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* you CAN enter names after the time limit, but they won't count... So you'd better save them for next month *
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First I start with the name:
"Colonel Braun-Unther"
EDIT from DG: I changed the title -- As SSH said, it seemed a bit strange having a "best name of the week" for a competition that lasts for a month.
Quote from: Haddas on Fri 31/10/2003 15:10:08
Subject: Most Lollable name of the week competition
TIME: 31 OCTOBER - THE END OF NOVEMBER
So you'd better save them for next month *
I think you need to name a monthly competition better than "name of the week".
Don Kiddick.
Spunky McFuck. I work in insurance, and one day my job was to go through a list of all the quotes (we take quotes online...) that had 'obscene' names in them, and remove them. Mr McFuck was one of the most memorable ones. Roger Pissonmyhead was another...
WachowskyLosers with Fullhouse Aces over Kings ??
Pussy Galore
Dooderly plopface
Blewford Boner
Ferdinand Dingle
Gaylord H Pinkins
Mance Wobbleton
Phikul Pootphongsai
Farter McStinky
I call my dog Toby this 'cause the little bastard farts all the time and it frickin' REEKS!!!
Bigburum, first name Yohava. Yohava Bigburum. Hahaha!
Also, José Ahramba... dont ask me...
Grizelda Thunderpuck
Yes, I edited it once, but forgot to change the info in all places...
Sorry about that!
Yvonna Humpalot
Dixie Normus
(Austin powers movies)
Mark Lovegrove...
Shitty McStickfigure. He was going to be a character in my game before it went belly-up.
Dixie Normous
from Austin Powers : Goldmember
You Austin Powers people seem to somehow have missed Alotta Fagina.
Spongebob Squarepants :P
Oliver Klohsov
Major Poostain :P
Solid-Snake (how can they give a character a name like that?!?)
Paulo Wanchope
Iain Dowie
Patty D. Bich
Chris Jones
Haywood Jablowme
Tug McGroin
Pete O'File
Wang Carr
Paul Maddick
On a related note, there's an actual newsreader for Radio 2 called 'Fanella Fudge'.
LoL Evil ::)
There was a girl who attended my junior high school named Anal Chu.
Don't know about "english" funny names, but...
...this one will only be understood by spanish-speakers:
Armando Esteban Quito
...and these by portuguese-speakers:
Jacinto Leite Norrego ::)
And the "Pinto" family:
2 years old: Inácio Pinto
4 years old: Inocêncio Pinto
6 years old: Lucrécio Pinto
10 years old: Jacinto Pinto
16 years old: Armando Pinto
20 years old: Gastão do Pinto
30 years old: Valente Pinto
40 years old: Amâncio Pinto
50 years old: Modesto Pinto
60 years old: Décio Pinto
70 years old: Caio Pinto
over 70: Serafim do Pinto
::)
There was a guy at my school called Heebong-kim (not sure of spelling but prenounced 'He Bonk Him')
and I know a guy called 'Bogdan' (prenounced 'Bog Dan')
I heard an English newsreaders had announced "not pronounceable":
Anneli Jäätteenmäki, in sorta English way Anneli Jaeaetteenmaeki :P
Benji Spamcakes
You have to imagine this name in the place of 'Ben Kenobi' in Star Wars. I just don't think changing your name from Obi-Wan to Ben is the best way of hiding from the dark side. All the Emperor would have to do is search on the electoral register for 'Kenobi' and BAM! He'd be dead.
I can't see Luke Skywalker saying: "Obi-Wan Kenobi? I wonder if she means old Benji Spamcakes..."
Mappomedia Macphee
This is not an entry of course... ;D
Harry Anus
;D
how come most of these are rude?
mine is
terisa green (my hairdresser)
Mayor Nase
Some i see on credit cards at work
E. Coli
L. E. Phant
Ben Dover
Anyearin Bellis
There was once a girl in my primary school called Durvla. (Dont remember her surname) LOL.
That joke depends on you not being able to pronounce 'Aneurin' properly though...
Now how could I forget Hugh Janus?
I just found the name funny, rather than seeing any sexual or crude innuendo within it.
We all called him Nye.
Ahh, I thought I didn't get it. That'd be why... :P
Oh and my mate's name is Huw Jones (or Huwj Ones)
Quote from: Gemmalah on Mon 03/11/2003 12:54:34
how come most of these are rude?
Consider the people writing them...
boo boo tittyfuck
( ;D)
A lot of my favorites are on the Simpson's (when Bart pranks Moe's Tavern):
Hugh Jass
Ivanna Tinkle
Amanda Hugginkiss
Seymour Butz
Sharon Peters
Sharon Needles
I used to be a telemarketer for a window company, and I would come across real people with funny names all the time:
Jack Stubbendick (<--my favorite)
Patty O'Doors
Carl Fuchs (pronounced FYOOKS, but you know how I really pronounced it...)
Roger Koch (prounounced COOK, but you know how I really pronounced this one too...)
Dick Greasy
Dick Long
Dick Short
Long Dong (I shit you not...)
Jimmy Wang Jr.
Anita Hooker
Nowaynayda Zheet
Tuka Piziniztee
Aynayda Pizaqvick
Makollig Jezvahted
;D
-Eigen
Zuu hu votja ;D
If anyone knows a little Estonian then he'll know what's funny about that name:D
anyway:
these names would be also funny:
Zuhuru Zjatzenkwos
Sahtsihh Gissmiais
Male:
John Jacob Guggenheimer Smith
Nelson H. Trafalgar
Robert Onderdonk Terwilliger
Yoda Green
Female:
Björk Guðmundsdóttir
Mary Christimas
Sandy Beach
Haha, Eigen, I recognise those names!
http://www.jonathanbrown.co.uk/Airport.htm#1 (http://www.jonathanbrown.co.uk/Airport.htm#1)
I highly recommend everyone look at this webpage if they want a good laugh.
Hahahah! That's great!
"Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted" is awesome.
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Jack Strap.