Mouth Cancer? Say it ain't so!

Nine Toes · Thu 26/02/2004 08:08:27

I'm sorry, I had to post this... it just sounds so ridiculous, I wanted to know what y'all thought about it...

Oral Sex Linked to Mouth Cancer

Timosity · Thu 26/02/2004 08:23:44

I think the moral is if you do anything often enough you'll get a tumor in that area, so I recomend sharing that sex to as many holes as possible.

Peter Thomas · Thu 26/02/2004 09:18:32

That's not cool.

Although I'm undecided about whether or not Oral Sex is good or not! I mean, undeniably the FEELING is great but.....

This next part contains descriptions that may make you want to vomit... you WERE warned.

I know a couple of guys who went out with girls, Gave them head, SWALLOWED!! and then wanted to KISS them straight afterwards. That grossed the guys out completely. So MY verdict is:

If a girl gives you head, it's fine, as long as she doesn't want to kiss afterwards. Then, when she gets cancer, just laugh and say THAT'S YOUR FAULT FOR WANTING TO BE ALL GROSS AND STUFF!!

problem solved. unless you're gay.....

in which case you should be posting in another thread

TerranRich · Thu 26/02/2004 13:54:13

Hmm. Not enough stress in the article to cause panic, but just enough to cause some people to believe it and stop. This sounds very much like a conspiracy by the media to stop oral sex.

Heh, that sounded kinda paranoid and weird, but it kinda makes sense, doesn't it?

Nacho · Thu 26/02/2004 15:01:56

Quote from: Peter Thomas on Thu 26/02/2004 09:18:32
I know a couple of guys who went out with girls, Gave them head, SWALLOWED!! and then wanted to KISS them straight afterwards.

Where is the problem? The body needs an extra-protein contribution...

BOYD1981 · Thu 26/02/2004 15:03:27

Quote from: Timosity on Thu 26/02/2004 08:23:44
I think the moral is if you do anything often enough you'll get a tumor in that area, so I recomend sharing that sex to as many holes as possible.

that kinda makes you wonder about those people with bowel cancer...

TheYak · Thu 26/02/2004 15:08:06

Quote from: Peter Thomas on Thu 26/02/2004 09:18:32
THAT'S YOUR FAULT FOR WANTING TO BE ALL GROSS AND STUFF!!

I'm getting the feeling that . . . well, how can I put this tactfully?

I'm thinking that most people's are like this: *
And your asshole's more like this: ∙
(And, of course, DG's is like this: o )

Timosity · Thu 26/02/2004 15:13:02

Quote from: BOYD1981 on Thu 26/02/2004 15:03:27
that kinda makes you wonder about those people with bowel cancer...

cervical cancer too, we'll see after the next porn star generation cum through (that don't get don't get cancer from repetitive plastic surgery, excessive drug use, leaking implants) and I thought carrots had vitimins

LordHart · Thu 26/02/2004 22:56:50

Kinda counteracts that story I posted a while ago that said Oral Sex is a surefire way not to get cancer. Though, that was a joke story, so... it doesn't really counteract it.

MrColossal · Thu 26/02/2004 23:29:52

Quote from: Peter Thomas on Thu 26/02/2004 09:18:32

I know a couple of guys who went out with girls, Gave them head, SWALLOWED!! and then wanted to KISS them straight afterwards. That grossed the guys out completely. So MY verdict is:

So? I kiss my girlfriend when she's sick, I kiss her after she's just woken up and is all nasty mouthed, I kiss her during all sorts of occassions.

So you expect a girl to go down on you, swallow your nasty and then go brush her teeth? She freakin' swallowed your nasty! If she's willing to do that don't you think you should be willing to give her a little kiss?

Squinky · Fri 27/02/2004 00:38:57

Amen Brother....

Amen...

BOYD1981 · Fri 27/02/2004 01:21:37

if a girl's really talented she'll be able to swallow and not get any in her mouth at all...
might lead to throat cancer though.

Darth Mandarb · Fri 27/02/2004 02:24:36

Quote from: MrColossal on Thu 26/02/2004 23:29:52She freakin' swallowed your nasty! If she's willing to do that don't you think you should be willing to give her a little kiss?

As long as she did, in fact, swallow.

It's not really any different (at least to me) than a guy goin' down on a girl. You get her nasty all over your face, not just in your mouth.

Man, if I didn't feel like keepin' it PG-13 in here ... the stories I could tell ...

~ d

Sluh · Fri 27/02/2004 07:07:35

I am willing to suffer for my art.

Meowster · Tue 19/09/2006 20:10:02

Quote from: MrColossal on Thu 26/02/2004 23:29:52
Quote from: Peter Thomas on Thu 26/02/2004 09:18:32

I know a couple of guys who went out with girls, Gave them head, SWALLOWED!! and then wanted to KISS them straight afterwards. That grossed the guys out completely. So MY verdict is:

So? I kiss my girlfriend when she's sick, I kiss her after she's just woken up and is all nasty mouthed, I kiss her during all sorts of occassions.

So you expect a girl to go down on you, swallow your nasty and then go brush her teeth? She freakin' swallowed your nasty! If she's willing to do that don't you think you should be willing to give her a little kiss?

Thanks so much, I'm glad somebody said this.

If I swallowed for my boyfriend, I wouldn't do it just because he enjoys it even if I find it gross. It's something I do out of love, because it's another way of sharing each other. I wouldn't find it gross, because I'd love him.

It would ... MAN it would piss me off if I did something loving like that for somebody, and they LET me do it... and then acted like it was all disgusting and gross. Why would you let me do something that you think is gross, just because you get a kick out of it? And then not give me a kiss afterwards because you've let me do something that you consider so disgusting?

It's no 'worse' than anything you're going to put in your mouth when you go down on a girl.

It's a really nice intimate thing to do for each other, unfortunately commonly spoiled by guys who act like you're doing something gross and disgusting (but they still let you do it because they enjoy it...)

ManicMatt · Tue 19/09/2006 20:14:04

They probably don't even REMEMBER saying it, though.. :

monkey0506 · Tue 19/09/2006 20:26:12

Quote from: ManicMatt on Tue 19/09/2006 20:14:04

Nobody likes too much tongue when receiving head Matt.

As for me...I'm still a virgin. Part of me is proud of that fact. Part of me just wishes I could get laid. But...

I find it somewhat disturbing that some girls actually FORCE the guy to kiss them after giving head...but I don't think it's unthinkable for the guy to be willing to kiss her afterwards. Not that I'd really know anything about any of that...but I have thought about this before. Interesting subject.

And...mouth cancer? Holy hell. You can get cancer from ANYTHING these days. "Oh yeah...I drank 9 cups of water one day instead of just 8....worst mistake I ever made. Now I have cancer in my mouth, throat, stomache, kidneys, and my penis."

Adamski · Tue 19/09/2006 20:28:17

By the way, this thread got resurrected by Nipper in his current trolling spree. I'm going to send this zombie-thread right back to hell!

Mouth Cancer? Say it ain't so!

Sluh