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[Sporkmaster]

As a side effect of the resurrection spell from the Church of the Destruction of Jerry, Jeray turns into cheddar cheese at the second Wednesday of each month. The hungry hungry sex crazed rats come running, and can't decide whether to eat her or hump her leg. Meanwhile...

[NTL.]

Jerry said, "I'm not talking about sex!" I'm talking about Cheddar Cheese.... Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

By accident, Sadatamircadamhuzzadabuhalibudud goes to a small diner on the second Wednesday of May and eats Jeray in a sandwich. Sadatamircadamhuzzadabuhalibudud  promises to avenge Jeray and sets offto kill Jerry, meanwhile...

[SSH]

Relising that to avenge Jeray, Jeray's killer must die, Sadatamircadamhuzzadabuhalibudud changes his name to Jeroy so that he doesn't know where to find himself. George Bush decides that the Jerryizer dental hygiene system is a weapon of mass destruction and orders them all destroyed. Meanwhile...

[Sporkmaster]

The Church of the Destruction of Jerry, after receiving word of Jeray's demise, raise the Lemon Demon from the depths of the underworld by singing Trapezoid's song. The Lemon Demon then sets up a lemonade stand next to Jerry's impenetrable fortress. Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Jerry smells the lemonade and jumps out of the window. Pratrius catches him just in time and saves him, however, that Pratrius wasn't the real Pratrius but a robot Jeroy made out of five year old sausages and old door locks. He takes him to Jeroy's underground lab and sews Jerry Springer's head to Jerry's shoulder so now Jerry has two heads that respond to the name Jerry but one solves marital problems of rednecks and the other drools and dreams of cheating with it's wife (Jerry needs a wife to do that), meanwhile...

[Sporkmaster]

The audience is not amused by Jerry Springer's "new look" and throws beer cans and dead skunks at our hero's head. At the water treatment plant, Cupid, possibly driven mad by diaper rash, dumps 100 gallons of Love Potion #9 in the water supply. Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Love potion makes Jerry Springer's head fall in love with a zombie and it rips itself from Jerry and sticks itself onto the zombie. Jerry, beeing a moron and all, doesn't fall in love but suddenly starts to like cigarettes and smokes Jeroy to death. Jeroy's girlfriend, Jeruy, goes off to avenge Jeroy, meanwhile...

[Sporkmaster]

Jeruy goes to Jerry's Impenetrable Fortress and deactivates the forcefield with an ordinary toaster oven. The dogs with bees in their mouths come to attack, but Jeruy's got honey roasted barbecue chicken! Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

The dogs jam the chicken into their mouths and the chicken gets stuck!Because the chicken blocks their view, the dogs run around and accidentaly headbutt each other until they have an IQ of 3. Jeruy hopson the back of one dog, tickles it's nose so it sneezes and lets the chicken fly and rides into Jerry's fortress, meanwhile...

[Sporkmaster]

In Jerry's fortress, Jeruy runs into Ed the Dragon. Just when he's about to eat her, Jeruy asks Ed if he gets paid enough, and, realizing that he doesn't get paid at all, Ed goes on strike. Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Jeruy pays Ed the adorable Dragon(because that's his full name) 54 and a half cents and a piece of chewing gum to attack Jerry. Jerry runs, meanwhile...

[SSH]

Jeruy hatches an evil plan to eliminate the Jerry thread by letting it slip on to page 2. Jerry foils this plan by hiring someone who should have better things to do to post a new message. Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Ed hates Jerry. When he cooks Jerry's steak, he doesn't cook it throughand Jerry gets sick from eating raw meat, meanwhile...

[Sporkmaster]

Jerry, realizing he still has his dignity stealing powers from The Merry ole Garbage Men, folds a paper airplane and flies to France, where they have dignity coming out of their ears. He steals all their dignity, which makes him grow into a 1000 foot, superdignified monster. Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

The French, now that they don't have their dignity, all turn to politics, therefore making France something terrible. Jerry flies from France only to find his long lost twin brother, Terry J. Fat, living in his fortress. Everyone loves Terry and his last name isn't who Terry is, so Jerry steals Terry's dignity and beeing powered by it he flies to a planet called "Plotitians drink tomato soup out of bleached human skulls", meanwhile..

[Sporkmaster]

A moderator of the AGS forum, seeing how awesome this thread is, makes it sticky. Jerry's enemies angrily boycott AGS and use rival adventure game makers, but it doesn't affect profits because there are none! Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

The plotitians, which is another term for polititians, see Jerry's skull as a perfect cup to drink tomato soup out of. They chase after him gloating and drooling, meanwhile...

[Jimi]

While floating in space, he land's on a big planet. But Jerry Merry Cherry,(son of kerry Cherry) is traumatised for the rest of his life, when he se' s an alien in a horrific accident involving canned peas, an electric floor waxer, and a cardboard cut-out sheep (from wales). However...

[Sporkmaster]

Jerry listens in on a conversation and discovers that the all the orthodontists in the world are trying to rule the Earth by installing mind control devices in everybody's braces. That explains why a piece of wire could cost so much. Meanwhile...