http://www.realultimatepower.net/
:D :D BEST WEBPAGE EVER :D :D
That hatemail and court case stuff is funny as frig.
Thanks for pointing this out! My life finally has meaning.
Cool quote:
Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.
SWEET!
Lawsuit against the lil' fella: http://home.1asphost.com/msnbcnews/#BODY (http://home.1asphost.com/msnbcnews/#BODY)
More: http://home.1asphost.com/msnbcnews/ninja.htm#BODY (http://home.1asphost.com/msnbcnews/ninja.htm#BODY)
Even more: http://home.1asphost.com/msnbcnews/ninja2.htm#BODY (http://home.1asphost.com/msnbcnews/ninja2.htm#BODY)
I've had this one in my favorites for a looooong time :)
Look for the "Alternate Ending" in the "Other" category...
Cracked me up...
hahaha, this is the best. site. ever.
where's the court case thing though? I couldnt find it
In the news section.
haha! This site rocks! Those idiots sending hatemail probably think they know about ninjas just because they watch anime. I hate when adults treat kids like that. >:(
Awe. It's always nice watching people fall for blatent jokes sites. NINJA!!!!!!111111
Argh, one one hand the angry people make me laugh, but on the other hand I want to kill them with spoons. Lots of spoons.
"Oh no, this site kind of promotes violence! We must shut it down!! ... Success! Now there are only 99999999999 sites left!"
Maybe they should start with shutting down their children's computers...
"Ninjas are cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet!" - Ninja TShirt :)
My house mate showed me this site a while ago!
It's so funny! I love the casino banner at the top.
I got told about this site ages ago, but it's still hillarious. My favourite bit of hate mail is the one that takes the frisbee-seppuku seriously :D
Arrr, ninjas. They be me natural enemy, but I love 'em anyway. Here in Pueblo, we have our own ninja:
http://www.geocities.com/darkninja00/DarksDossier.html
I am sharing DarkNinja with the world. DarkNinja trains in the basement of a church and is pictured in the Mineral Palace park, a park in which I have lunched many times.
Check out the rest of his webpage. It features Virtual Places avatars up the wazoo.
Fear the DarkNinja.
Real Ultimate Power is the greatest webpage ever, by the way. It'd be better if it were about pirates, though.
Had a taste of REAL ULTIMATE POWER and have a craving for more?
Check this out: http://brianx.com/realultimatepower.html (http://brianx.com/realultimatepower.html)
Some Brian has been good enough to make a comprehensive list of all sites that parody the Official Ninja Website.
I like the hate mail from Bianca where she claims that a Pap Smear is "a test where your boobs are mushed (for lack of better word) in between two panes of glass to look for tumours and the like." ;)
And, as far as Ninja sites go, this one rocks:
http://www.ninjaburger.com (http://www.ninjaburger.com)
Yeah this great but old. Next thing you know people will start posting All your base links.
WHAT YOU SAY!!!
lolololo roflroflroflroflrorlo!!!11111!
take a look at this site I jsut found
www.goatse.cx
LoLO<LLOLOLOLOlllololOlOloloLolo!11!1!!!!!
*gasp* The forbidden link!!
That reminds me, yesterday I was reading some reports by people, who have responded to Nigerian scam mail just for fun. One of them ended up linking to goatse after a few mails, and the scammer got all angry and said he would put a curse on him and whatnot. I'd link if I remembered where I read it.
ROFLMAO!
Although I doubt that the guy who made that site is really the age he claims to be. I doubt that only one person made that site.
argh! its teh slashdot link!1!!!! its teh h0rr0rs!1!
actually...................... a cartoonist friend of mine [if anyone's been to my links section and clicked on Infarct] was roommates with the guy who started realultimatepower.net
he's just a college student who had a funny idea, so i'm told