It's 5:17 am and there's a zombie outside on my balcony, and it looks a lot like this:
(http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_david/nurse_zombie_thriller.jpg)
Should I open the door and "shoo" at it? Should I throw something? I've got plenty of cats to throw....
Oh wait! I know! *snaps fingers*
Someone sent me that wikipedia zombie survival guide!!... I'm saaaaved!!! :D :D :D :D
Dead girls are easy :D :D
I suggest you indulge in a healthy dose of self-mockery
That Zombie can eat my brains any day of the week. Go Zombies... :)
edit: I mean Brain, i only have one...I think.
remove the head OR destroy the brain
Quote from: Nightfable on Wed 28/11/2007 10:18:47
It's 5:17 am and there's a zombie outside on my balcony, and it looks a lot like this
There's a small crowd of people wandering around the city streets out on your balcony? Strange...very, very strange.
Quote from: BOYD1981 on Wed 28/11/2007 18:51:02remove the head OR destroy the brain
OR you could do both. Though it's not really necessary. :P
"I've discovered their weakness! Without their heads they're powerless!" - Anthony Anderson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026364/) as
Mahalik, Scary Movie 3 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0306047/)
(paraphrased).
Indulging in a healthy dose of self-mockery is almost always a good thing, no? ;)
Talking about zombies... are there a lot of members here who are Resident Evil fans? My Hubby is one of them and I just bought him RE Chronicles the other day, he loved it! They're not really my kind of games but I do like the graphics and storyline. I know every detail about the characters because of my husband telling me about them, lol!
(http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/04/re_uc.jpg)
Invite it in for a cup of tea; if it answers "grrrrnrrr brains", take that as meaning "yes please, I'd love to".
When a zombie is gnawing at your head, all it wants is a hug.
Remember, the zombie is more scared of you then you are of it.
This thread is gonna cost lives if the zombies arrive! :'(
QuoteWhen a zombie is gnawing at your head, all it wants is a hug.
:D
*LUniqueDan stares at FSI and Akatosh*
Quote from: lo_res_man on Wed 28/11/2007 20:51:18
Remember, the zombie is more scared of you then you are of it.
You're thinking of bears.
And spiders!
Although I'm okay with spiders myself, except dead ones, *shudder*! Dead bugs creep me out.
As for UNDEAD spiders, I don't know!
Resident Evil! Whooo! \o/
Chronicles is out here soon. This week, I think.
I still haven't bought RE 4 Wii, since I already have all the Gamecube REs. And all the PSOne REs. And...um...all the PS2 ones.
...
And the DS remake of RE1. >_<
...
Alright, AND the mobile phone one TOO.
I'm such a fanboy. >_<
I've been wondering if chronicles is any good simply because:
A) All the RE gun games in the past have been miserable failures on some level
B) It's just an on-rails shooter with even less interactivity than their previous gun games, which though seriously flawed had a nice mix of fps action and puzzle solving.
C) I do not have a Wii (lolz).
Could this game also be called Resident Wiivil?
RE: Survivor on the PSOne wasn't bad. The PS2 sequel was horrible though. Dead Aim was an improvement.
The best of Capcom's FPS spin-offs was the one for Dino Crisis on the PS2. At least the GunCon controls worked properly that time. Plus you had greater freedom of movement.
Umbrella Chronicles does seem to be more on-rails than the "Survivor" games, though.
Quote from: Ashen on Wed 28/11/2007 22:29:19
Quote from: lo_res_man on Wed 28/11/2007 20:51:18
Remember, the zombie is more scared of you then you are of it.
You're thinking of bears.
Not true, see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnZ--S3XkfU
This zombie is horribly slow. It must be a snail.. Undead, braineating, blooducking snail? Must be a leech then....... In which case you can use it for medicine some hundred years ago... Go you!
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=792544 (http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=792544)
I just like zombies in general. The Resident Evil series betrayed me with RE4... fun game, but no zombies. Just a bunch of rabid Mexicans with giant bugs growing out of their neck-stumps.
( I dunno if I brake the rulz if I start sayin ur pretty)Hey Nightfable I didnt knw cute girls R hangin around (except yufster)<3333 ur pretty ^-^ If the moderators close these thread becuz of me I1m really sorry..
Quote from: Wtcq on Sun 02/12/2007 00:30:13
( I dunno if I brake the rulz if I start sayin your pretty)Hey Nightfable I didnt knw cute girls R hangin around (except yufster)<3333 your pretty ^-^ If the moderators close these thread becuz of me I1m really sorry..
It's not breaking the rules :) but please talk English because we expect and require that.
oo sory I will speak in eglish ( well um atleast I try tuh haha)
Quote from: Wtcq on Sun 02/12/2007 00:30:13
( I dunno if I brake the rulz if I start sayin your pretty)Hey Nightfable I didnt knw cute girls R hangin around (except yufster)<3333 your pretty ^-^ If the moderators close these thread becuz of me I1m really sorry..
As flattered as I'm sure Nightfable is to know that you're drooling about her, what on earth makes you think this sort of comment is appropriate on these forums?
Please remember the minimum age to post here is 16; if you can't act that age, don't post.
Yeah, moron!!! I tried it before, and she wanted nothing with me, who am 10X sexier than you Wtcq!
Wtcq, you need to learn that all girls are cute. Especially those hanging around the AGS.
What if I'm really a man posting as a girl to attract AGS-ers attention in order to charm them into working on my game for me?
It all makes sense now doesn't it? ;D ;D ;D ;D
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/mich388_2006/ugly_guy.jpg)
lol stop reposting peoples pics from the Post your picture thread, it's not fair on tripods bandwidth
Ok, ok, who am I to try and fool you guys? I am a girl... a 26 year old (very very old, compared to 14)
I'm married AND I've got babies of my own!!!! ;D
When I first joined this place, I thought adventure games were for girls and that guys were more interested in video games. Go figure. I was brought up with two brothers, they weren't that much into adventure games as I... I was the annoying little sister who drooled all over Guybrush Threepwood and dreamt she could be Elaine. I totally fell in love with King Graham, Alexander, Roger Wilco, the guy in Beneath a Steel Sky. It surprised me to see that most of the AGS community was male.
I guess I was wrong... are you guys secretly in love with Guybrush too? ;)
Quote from: Nightfable on Mon 03/12/2007 03:03:54I guess I was wrong... are you guys secretly in love with Guybrush too? ;)
Nope, but I wouldn't exactly say no to a date with Murray ;D
Quote from: Nightfable on Mon 03/12/2007 03:03:54
a 26 year old (very very old, compared to 14)
I'm married AND I've got babies of my own!!!! ;D
Geez lady, you're making me feel old, too.
Quote from: Nightfable on Mon 03/12/2007 03:03:54
When I first joined this place, I thought adventure games were for girls and that guys were more interested in video games.
Actually, 90% of forum members are female, we just pretend to be male to stop the raging hormones of the teenage n00bs from overwhelming us. For example, CJ is actually a 18 year old glamour model.
And we love to meet up and knit mittens.
Quote from: Nightfable on Mon 03/12/2007 03:03:54
I was the annoying little sister who drooled all over Guybrush Threepwood and dreamt she could be Elaine.
No kidding, me too! I still sometimes dress up as Elaine.
Quote from: SSH on Mon 03/12/2007 10:22:07
For example, CJ is actually a 18 year old glamour model.
SSH, you promised to keep that a secret :(
Quote from: SSH on Mon 03/12/2007 10:22:07
For example, CJ is actually a 18 year old glamour model.
I though that was just Grundislav...
(http://www.yadapops.com/photos/pablobrit2007/IMG_5673.jpg)
I couldn't possibly take all the credit, Pablo...
(http://www.yadapops.com/photos/pablobrit2007/IMG_5674.jpg)
Nooooooo! I'm blind! Blind, I tells you! :o
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/manicmatt/Photo-0032.jpg)
Pucker up Limping Fish!
(I have no shame.)
Quote from: Pumaman on Mon 03/12/2007 18:58:40
Quote from: SSH on Mon 03/12/2007 10:22:07
For example, CJ is actually a 18 year old glamour model.
SSH, you promised to keep that a secret :(
Now, I know why roger looks so great, considering he's created 10 years ago...
:D
Not to be outdone...
(http://www.lumpcity.co.uk/~disco/geishaness.jpg)
I thought I had escaped that image yet it always returns to haunt me. Whenever I least expect it. This is not helping my Geisha phobia, okay.
QuoteWhen a zombie is gnawing at your head, all it wants is a hug.
I had a dream once that I was lost in a maze undernieth the town's grange hall and it was full of zombies that were after me. I figured out that all I had to do is give them a kiss on the cheek and they turned nice :-*
--Snake
Look out, Haddas!
(http://members.cox.net/progzmax/zombiegeisha.gif)
lol, it's Obi from family guy mixed with Ken! HOW FUNNY IS THAT :D
I hate you