Q&A Session, a game for the bored

[Alynn]

(side note, qwerty wasn't invented to slow down typists, it was invented to get the most commonly used together keys farther apart, it kept fast typers from jamming up the hammers when they pressed the keys.

Ergo, SLOWING THEM DOWN!!!!! At first..

Oh shut up! I meant what you said, you just went to a wiki or something to sound smarter.

Actually that's just something I know. Had I gone to a wiki I would have had a more intelligent and informed answer. Typing class 15 years ago FTW!

[monkey0506]

The world will stop functioning and everyone will have to get back to work again, due to the fact that if noone is working, there is noone to supply electricity-

How many components are used to build an average LCD screen and what components is used?

Two components. Green and a French horn.

How fast can you to read backwinds?...mmmyyyyyeesss.....

[Dan_N]

How fast can you to read backwinds?...mmmyyyyyeesss.....

Not that fast...

Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror naked? Be honest.

[Chicky]

Who hasn't?

[Akatosh]

Yes, but only because that blasted mirror is hanging exactly where you have to look if you step out of the bloody shower.

My question: What kind of game will this be?

[vict0r]

A game is about the effects of politics and religion on the human mind and the decadence of society.

If A=32 and B=67, what is C?

[Khris]

Exactly 74,249579123386281993436120464981. Well not exactly, give or take a few digits at the end.

We now know why the sky is blue, so why is grass green?

[Akatosh]

It depends on whom you ask.

Scientist explanation: Blah blah blah, photosynthesis, blah blah blah, chlorophyll, blah blah.
Religious explanation: Because He made it like that in His infinite wisdom and love.
Scientology explanation: We'll sue you for mentioning Scientology!

My explanation: WHO CARES?

What is the sound of cheese?

[Dan_N]

What is the sound of cheese?

By closely listening to cheese, one can hear it mutter to itself: "God dammit! First in that cow, then in a bucket, then fermented... Now I'm going to get eaten, I'm sure. HEY! Who the hell are you! Get away from me..." or something along the lines.

Arrrrgh?

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

Blaaaaargh.

How much money, total, is CJ paying for these boards so that we can waste all the bandwidth on these threads?

[monkey0506]

Exactly infinity billion dollars (USD, approximately 1.5 infinity billion dollars GBP).

Will I win the auction for the awesomest buttons of all time!??!?!

[vict0r]

I'll let magic 8ball answer this... "Without a doubt" it said!

What is the square root of 74,249579123386281993436120464981?

[monkey0506]

8616819548034314.1507223624989878

Hmmm....that doesn't actually seem right. Let me recalculate...AHA! I found the problem. I didn't carry the 9. The answer is actually 42.

Will Yu(fs/tz)ter ever change her avatar so people will stop calling her Chicky?

[vict0r]

Actually the square root of 74,249579123386281993436120464981 is 8,61681955! This makes your answer and question invalid and I get to ask another question!

Is the bible historically correct?

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

No, because the world wasn't made in 7 days and the bible doesn't mention dinossaurs.

Will Yu(fs/tz)ter ever change her avatar so people will stop calling her Chicky?

[Peder 🚀]

Maybe when Chicky changes his!

Have you ever felt like taking a walk in the woods?

[R4L]

only when im camping.

does the Pope shit in the woods?

[monkey0506]

Actually the square root of 74,249579123386281993436120464981 is 8,61681955! This makes your answer and question invalid

I copied and pasted it into my Windows Calculator...I didn't think about the fact that your comma is the equivalent of the American decimal point. My mistake...though the math was correct.

As for R4L's question: only when he's camping.

Next question: Can you come up with a question for me? Thanks!

[Dan_N]

Next question: Can you come up with a question for me?Thanks!

No, can't be arsed .

WHY?!

[vict0r]

Because.

How Much Land Does a Man Need?