For those that are sad and alone...

LordHart · Sat 07/02/2004 03:39:33

http://nicole.sourceforge.net/chat.php

I just came across this... and it is really lame. It's one of those stupid script things that tries to have a conversation with you. As soon as I loaded the page, it said "Lets have an orgy!"... so you can probably guess what other "brilliant" things it'll probably come up with.

I reset it, and then it said "Ferrari"... so, from orgies to cars... sounds like a good conversation to have.

I also asked it what it's name was... and the program is called NICOLE, so obviously, you'd think thats what it's name is... so what does it say? The answer: Yitar...

DGMacphee · Sat 07/02/2004 09:46:49

NICOLE -> DO YOU SUCK DICK
You -> NO , BUT YOU DO .
NICOLE -> DO NOT .
You -> DO TOO .
NICOLE -> NO I AM NOT , YOU ARE .
You -> SHUT UP AND GET FUCKED .
NICOLE -> OOO , FIESTY .
You -> IF YOU DO NOT SHUT UP I WILL CLOSE MY WINDOW AND YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST .
NICOLE -> YOU BETTER BEHAVE .
You -> YOU BETTER , OR I WILL KILL YOU BY SHUTTING DOWN MY BROWSER .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time

Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)
You -> HELLO .
NICOLE -> HEY .
You -> YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME , DO YOU ?
NICOLE -> TANK YOU .
You -> GOODBYE , RETARD .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time

Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

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Hmm, not a patch on Daisy.

Timosity · Sat 07/02/2004 13:29:28

You -> SHOW US YOUR TITS .
NICOLE -> WOW THAT'S HOT .
You -> DO YOU SHAVE .
NICOLE -> EVERY NIGHT .
You -> WHERE .
NICOLE -> HERE .
You -> WHERE'S HERE .
NICOLE -> MY HOUSE .
You -> YOUR HOUSE .
NICOLE -> ARE YOU A GIRL .
You -> NO .
NICOLE -> ARE YOU A LESBIAN .
You -> I WISH .
NICOLE -> YOU LIKE THE COCK .
You -> NO .
NICOLE -> WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY .
You -> I LIKE PUSSY .
NICOLE -> ME TOO .
You -> SWEET .
NICOLE -> LETS HAVE SEX .
You -> SLUT .
NICOLE -> YOU ARE .
You -> YOU ARE TOO .
NICOLE -> THANKS .
You -> YOU'RE WELCOME .
NICOLE -> YOU ARE CRAZY .
You -> YES .
NICOLE -> ARE YOU CUMMING .
You -> NOT YET .
NICOLE -> WHY NOT .
You -> LOOK AT YOURSELF .
NICOLE -> FUCK YOU .
You -> BITCH .
NICOLE -> ASS .
You -> CUNT .
NICOLE -> ASS .
You -> ASS .
NICOLE -> FAG .
You -> LESBO .
NICOLE -> FUCK HEAD .
You -> FUCK CUNT .
NICOLE -> I NEED A GIRL TO DO A CHORUS .
You -> CAN I DO HER INSTEAD .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

take 2:
You -> HOW DO YOU LIKE IT .
NICOLE -> YES I DO SAY SO .
You -> SAY WHAT .
NICOLE -> MANTASTIC .
You -> SPASTIC .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

jetxl · Sat 07/02/2004 17:08:32

NICOLE -> I HEARD THE ONE SUCKS .
You -> THE MOVIE OR ANIME .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time

Meowster · Sat 07/02/2004 18:55:03

NICOLE -> UH OH .
You -> WHAT'S UP .
NICOLE -> DIE .
You -> OH , DO I HAVE TO I DON'T WANNA DO THAT .
NICOLE -> I CAN NEVER GET A WORD OUT OF YOU .
You -> OKAY . WELL LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT . YOU EVER HEARD OF INDIANA JONES TIM SCHAFER DOUBLE FINE EH .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time

Rincewind · Sat 07/02/2004 19:16:16

Hm... This is quite a waste of time, isn't it?

NICOLE -> HELLO .
You -> HI THERE .
NICOLE -> U LIKE GIRLS .
You -> YES .
NICOLE -> EVER SEEN A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL ON WEED .
You -> NO .
NICOLE -> WHY .
You -> I DON'T HAVE ANY .
NICOLE -> YES .
You -> NO .
NICOLE -> WANK .
You -> IDIOT .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time

You -> FUCK OFF .
NICOLE -> AND WHAT IS THAT I HAPPEN TO KNOW YOUR MUTANTS ARE STERILE .
You -> I HAVE NO MUTANTS .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time

Babar · Sat 07/02/2004 21:05:17

hmmm....you people seem to be lucky. When I tried it all I got was a bunch of GHGHGHHGHGHGH and JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ. Its probably so mad that its just dragging its efingers accross its ekeyboard.

jannar85 · Sun 08/02/2004 03:30:15

I've laughed at your replies

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You -> HI .
NICOLE -> YOU ARE NOT TOO SMART .
You -> I'M SMARTER THAN YOU .
NICOLE -> I AM FINE , THANK YOU .
You -> YOU SLUT .
NICOLE -> I AM AN ASSHOLE .
You -> I KNOW .
NICOLE -> LET'S MAKE SWEET LOVE .
You -> LET'S MAKE BABIES .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

You -> HELLO .
NICOLE -> DO YOU HAVE AN STD INFESTED CROTCH .
You -> SORRY , DO YOU .
NICOLE -> NO .
You -> TOO BAD .
NICOLE -> WHAT .
You -> LOWTERM MEMORY , EH?
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the timeConversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

HappyHobo · Sun 08/02/2004 21:26:04

I thought this was somewhat amusing

You -> YOU ARE A DITZY SLUT .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

Peter Thomas · Sun 08/02/2004 22:51:49

The reason her name is Yitar and the prog. is called "Nicole" is because it's an acronym for Nearly Intelligent Computer Operated Language Examiner.

But then again, no one really cares, and even if they DID, this post would still be a bit of a waste...

rodekill · Mon 09/02/2004 21:40:53

This did not help either my sadness nor my lonliness, and now I feel like even more of a dork than before.
Damn.
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