The Goddam Moustache Challenge!!!!

lo_res_man · Fri 12/09/2008 03:29:49

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Me swimming in Lake Ascii with my Ascii-tastic 'stash.

Ponch · Fri 12/09/2008 05:58:58

This thread is muy macho. In fact, this may be the most manly thing I have ever been a part of -- and I have lived a very manly life, so that is saying something.

But the obvious question is:

Where is CJ's moustache?

- Ponch's beard

Andail · Fri 12/09/2008 08:57:10

Quote from: Ponch on Fri 12/09/2008 05:58:58
But the obvious question is:
Where is CJ's moustache?

Please, Poncho, we're trying to maintain manliness here

Dualnames · Fri 12/09/2008 10:19:54

Avatars have moustaches too..

Kinoko · Fri 12/09/2008 14:49:46

AGA · Fri 12/09/2008 14:54:56

Quote from: Ponch on Fri 12/09/2008 05:58:58
But the obvious question is:

Where is CJ's moustache?

Timosity · Fri 12/09/2008 15:38:45

An edit was necessary

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Fri 12/09/2008 16:40:18

Now I want to know what's behind the censored box.

Domino · Fri 12/09/2008 16:51:24

It was probably a joint.

Darth Mandarb · Fri 12/09/2008 17:34:37

Silly people ... check out his eyes, and given the context of this thread it's clearly a razor.

Stupot · Fri 12/09/2008 17:39:44

Kinoko · Fri 12/09/2008 17:49:38

Actually, that picture earlier was me before my haircut.

Now, I look like this:

Stupot · Fri 12/09/2008 18:06:07

Quote from: Kinoko on Fri 12/09/2008 17:49:38
Actually, that picture earlier was me before my haircut.

Now, I look like this:

(IMAGE)

Hehe, fun.
Can you make that into an animation?

[Cameron] · Fri 12/09/2008 18:29:11

I did just however, realize I have this still from an outtake in a short film I did.

Goldmund · Fri 12/09/2008 18:31:45

Holy Shit!!!!

Stupot stole the damn Charles Bronson moustache, the bastard!!!!

Now we have no trophy!!

Charlie, go at him!

Pumaman · Fri 12/09/2008 19:11:27

QuoteWhere is CJ's moustache?

Contrary to AGA's misinformation, my tache is full and powerful:

Chrille · Fri 12/09/2008 19:27:23

The mustache must be returned. It is surely the finest in the history of mustache. Charlie would never be able to pull of a cunning plan such as this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3nB8NmDYxc , without it.

Kweepa · Fri 12/09/2008 23:54:15

That's a real moustache (and real hair) in my avatar. I just grew it for Halloween though. All gone.

Stupot · Sat 13/09/2008 00:47:24

Quote from: Goldmund on Fri 12/09/2008 18:31:45

Holy Shit!!!!

Stupot stole the damn Charles Bronson moustache, the bastard!!!!

Now we have no trophy!!

Charlie, go at him!

Ponch · Sun 14/09/2008 04:45:23

Quote from: Pumaman on Fri 12/09/2008 19:11:27
Contrary to AGA's misinformation, my tache is full and powerful:

Indeed it is! And suitable for twirling in a menacing fashion!

And kudos to the other fine staches on display here. Well done, all of you.

I must say, I'm surprised at the number of AGS ladies who sport such fine moustaches. Well done, ladies! Flaunt your manly 'staches in a womanly fashion, and social conventions be damned!

I contacted a friend of mine from years back, and he was nice enough to provide me with this image:

I helped out with bit parts in student films back in the day, and in this role I was supposed to be a 70's burn out / former biker (or something like that). This fine shot is from "behind the scenes" footage of me trying to learn my damn lines before we lost the light. Sorry for the crappy compression, the behind the scenes stuff was saved in some crappy mpeg format.

This moment also records the closest I've come to actually shaving off my beard since I got out of the service. Porkchop sideburns aside, that is pure stache, baby (and a damn fine one, I think you'll agree).

- Ponch