Why? #2

[vict0r]

Last time i posted a "Why?" topic i got plenty of good answers. Now my new question is: Why on earth do men have hair in the ass? Its not like we are cold there and need hair to heat it up. Anyone have an answer to that?

[MrColossal]

the same reason men have nipples. this could have stayed in the last why thread.

[Mr Jake]

Its actually got a very, very good use. Shave it off and you'll see what.

[IM NOT TEH SPAM]

Victor, is your new hobby posting random 'Why?' topics to create meaningless discussion?  I mean, we have the rest of the forums for that 

[TheYak]

If you need help, just Ask Jeeves or something.

[Nacho]

How old are you vict0r?

[Grundislav]

Obviously not old enough to have hair on his ass...

[vict0r]

Hey hey hey there! Whats up with the insultflinging. If you dont like me posting, just remove the topic. I just thought we needed a fun post for once.

[esper]

That's the problem. Hair in the ass is a topic for 13 year olds like Flukeblake, or for N/A year olds like yourself. It isn't fun to talk about. It's just crass and nasty. It is funny when, say, someone says something about hair in the ass at just the right moment and everyone laughs and it's all over. But to discuss hair in the ass? To have an entire thread devoted to it? I can imagine two old British gentlemen sitting around having their cup of tea:
Ã,  Ã, "So, old fellow..."
Ã,  Ã, "Yeeeees, how can I help you, lad?"
Ã,  Ã, "Have you considered why men have hairy protuberances in their posterior?"
Ã,  Ã, "Buttock hair? Why good heavens man, no!"
Ã,  Ã, "Yes! I have greatly been considering the hair that is in my own buttocks for quite some time."
Ã,  Ã, "To what conclusion have you come?"
Ã,  Ã, "Men have hair located in their... pardon me... grundles because it is a pain in the ass to clean all the little Klingons out that way."
Ã,  Ã, "Egad, man! Do you know what you're saying?"
Ã,  Ã, "God has a sense of humour?"
Ã,  Ã, "Why, yes! You ought to get on the phone to Faraday at the Royal Academy on the double, old boy!"
Ã,  Ã, "And thus I shall..."

Besides, I'm a frickin' hairy BEAST and I don't have hair IN my ass... What have you been doing, eating fertilizer?

[Haddas]

I remember when I was bald. Then I got hair transplanted from my er... Just in time for brittens

[Tuomas]

Besides some girls have hair there too

[Paper Carnival]

It's so that your farts can sound louder and also to prevent bacteria coming out when you do that (just like the way the nose hair prevents bacteria from coming in)

[Andail]

This topic does not merit a thread.