Man, my head kills, I don't remember what I did yesterday, I can't find my pants, and my girlfriend is being very weird??? I need help.
Sounds like an adventure game plot.
Jon.
I am pregnant.
The child, it is yours.
Indeed, Esseb...
Just one thing... I don't remember yesterday either... but I could find my pants, and all my other belongins too... only my work motivation is gone...
But seriously, you could ask your friends if they know what you did yesterday..?
Dude, where's your car?
I am also pregnant - but don't worry - it was an immaculent conception (damn I wish I could spell).
By the way - Darth, I have his car - but . . he won't want it back after I immaculetly concieved in the back seat.
mann jon, last night was so wicked ... i mean all i can remember was the sex, and that was great.
cant wait to see you again
:-*
-OSC
I just found something that doesn't belong to me... it's a pair of jeans, was under my bed... someone ought to want to come collect 'em..
omg Jon, you man whore
Theres only one way to solve this... I'm calling nbc. Pack some underwear and a sombrero. You can practice your gay voice on the plane. We gotta be in Pittsburg in 2 hours.
I'll meet you there. The secret portfolio will be given in the mensroom at 22:13:80:53 exactly. Make sure jon doesn't get his hands on it, capiche? There are some very bad pictures in here.
I understand, but when do we meet the guys from Queer Eye?
WE don't. Jon has been sold to the show cast as a "stress-toy". Do you get me? He was selected among a few applicants. Jon "fit" right in. He seemed a bit away at the moment... But a valid contract is a valid contract. And can you believe it, He didn't even ask for any money!
There was a wallet in the pocket of these jeans... it fell out when I was putting them aside. It seems to belong to Jon, too. Haddas, round over here and pick it up before you leave on the plane, could you? Jon ought to want this back... his credit cards and all...
I'll come and get it. He wont need it. Since the contract states that he may never leave the studio building again.
Jon, never tell anyone you don't remember the day before. Have fun being a butt-bitch :)
Quote from: Esseb on Sun 28/03/2004 07:57:17
Sounds like an adventure game plot.
www.scurvyliver.com
been done
If it's true that you're 14 years of age, perhaps it has to do with you tasting bear or other wicked fluids yesterday
I myself have never tasted "bear"... I'm not so sure it would taste very good anyway... (probably kind musky... like old, sweaty socks...)
Are you sure you're sober, Andail?
;)
I doubt Andail is. Normally he would spell right. Not to mention the lacking of a period.
Quote from: cpage on Mon 29/03/2004 21:12:34
Quote from: Esseb on Sun 28/03/2004 07:57:17
Sounds like an adventure game plot.
www.scurvyliver.com
been done
Someone got the reference, hooray.