Your best euphemisms

[Calin Leafshade]

I apologise if this is a little too racy for the forum.. feel free to lock my thread if thats the case.

My spam box on my google mail is filled with a plethora of, shall we say, gentlemen's emails.

Now, the spammers know that the obvious words for ones manhood are caught easily by spam filters so they have to come up with euphemism which spam filters dont catch. So I thought i would share some of the better ones and wondered if anyone had some better ones.

Your meat lizard will be girls' best toy and you'll love it

Give her gut locker more! (gut locker?...seriously?)

Need a bigger man-monster?

She won't know what hit her with your new improved sizzle stick.

[Wonkyth]

I've managed to keep my inbox spam free for a couple of years now, so I haven't got many first-hand examples.
My brother(med student) got some rippers off various dirty minded medicos, but surprisingly enough, I cant remember...

[RickJ]

Xiao Di Di - Mandarin: small little brother
Flaco        - Spanish: thin skinny

[kaputtnik]

Just now I have received news! "Obama caught - hot!". Man, was I disappointed when the content of the male mail was about nothing but "humongous fang power" and "She wants real male rimllpwat".

Rimllpwat. Now that's a new one.

Checking my spam folder, I quickly realized that there is virtually not a single word that can *not* be used as an euphemism for genitalia.

- "Torpedo her all night! "
-  "Her soft dunnage looked very inviting."
- "Let your terrifying man splinter growl!"

Well...

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

Growl of the Man Splinter?  Sounds like the title of a fringe 50's horror film.


SEE the TERRIFYING Man Splinter in all his wooded HORROR!

WATCH as Detective Rock Harden pursues a villain unlike any other!

HEAR bloodcurdling screams as the Man Splinter whisks away women to his secret lair for GUT-WRENCHING experiments in carnal lust!

[Babar]

Not from spam, but I once got a joke gift of a miniaturised condom (fake, obviously) with the words "For my little friend" printed on the stand.

[Al_Ninio]

This kind of thing always takes me back to Spamusement, described as "poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines."

[Oliwerko]

- make her beg for more
- she's writhing in pleasure
- incerase your load with this
- pleasure, and power

and I remember something with a "magnificent rod" or something like that