So, I was looking at the AGS splash screen for the millionth time as it loaded up, and I got thinking that the "by Chris Jones" subtitle on the splash screen is a bit egotistical and dull.
So then I thought, maybe we can make up a really cheesy official subtitle for AGS that would go on the splash screen and maybe on the website too. You know, something like "Make your dreams come true" or maybe something cynical like "Our clocks stopped in '91".
Any ideas?
Sloganizer here says:
«AGS: Will be for you what you want it to be.»
No, seriously - personally, I think the "by Chris Jones" isn't too egoistical and dull, but if you really want to change it into something cheesy, I'd suggest things like "Quality doesn't need to be expensive" or something similiar.
how about these
" Going places only you have heard of"
" Telling the stories that you want to hear" (hmm )
" What other things can you do with a big blue cup"
" Where the grass does in fact grow greener" (sounds too drug related )
" Be your own boss and earn upto £1,000,000" *
" If Carlsberg made Adventure games they would use this Program"** Used "hoorah"
Im going more and more cynical now but i really like
Quote from: Pumaman on Sun 10/06/2007 12:29:45
"Our clocks stopped in '91".
*Disclaimer of random ramblings
AGS - Where there is love, there is art.
Come on, you can hardly get more cheesy than that.
Quote from: Pumaman on Sun 10/06/2007 12:29:45
"Our clocks stopped in '91".
You don't need any ideas, brilliant! :D
I have to agree that the '91 tagline sounds great to me, but I like coming up with stuff like that, so I'll throw in my two cents:
Because 135 ex-Vivendi employees can't have been wrong
Larry Vales wants YOU
Resurrecting dead genres since 1997
How about one of:
Sierra and Lucasarts's lovechild
Adventure developers do it with an IDE
The IDE that brought you Larry Values!!1!
8 out of 10 cats preferred it
Better than that Wintermute crap
Leveraging a new paradigm in point-and-click interactive multimedia experiences
How about:
"It's better than PONG"
"AGS, 'cause we love the classics"
"We point, you click" (doesn't make much sense)
"Back to the past"
"Where there's a game, there's a program" (also doesn't make much sense)
"We don't have any shoes."
A man, a plan, an adventure: AGS! ::)
AGS
"Come on, you know you want to."
"A cup-filling experience."
Quote from: Akatosh on Sun 10/06/2007 15:14:48
A man, a plan, an adventure: AGS! ::)
I don't know, that's pretty close to "A man, a computer and a dream...."
My two cheesy cents -mmmmmmm, cheesy cents - are:
"Yesterday's Future, Today!"
"Rebuilding the past since 1997"
"Let's do the time warp, again." etc. etc.
This whole tagline idea gets me thinking about Arachnospores: the fatal spores with the funny name. Is it possible to select the twenty/thirty best taglines and have them randomly cycle?
Hahah....how about:
"Adventum Ex Machina"
"Venatus Ex Machina"
"10 years behind the times"
"Better than Scum"
"Prepare for Adventure"
Quote from: BaRoN on Sun 10/06/2007 15:43:33
Is it possible to select the twenty/thirty best taglines and have them randomly cycle?
Good stuff guys, there's a lot here that I like. I think I'll pick the best 10 or so and have them randomly chosen for the splash screen. In the meantime, keep 'em coming ;)
Okay then...
AGS: It's like all adventures making sweet, sweet love... on your computer!
Who needs Lens Flare when you can have AGS?
Time travel to the '90s with AGS!
AGS subtitles: Cheesier Than Cheese! (yay, metahumor)
How about some fake quotes?
"AGS makes me pee" - Tim Schafer
"I love the smell of AGS in the morning" - Ron Gilbert
"AGS? What the heck is THAT?" - Dave Grossman
Veni, vidi, peperi
Deus ex Adventura
Making dreams a pixelly reality
Fuck you, it's AGS
Where do you want to go today?
500 games and almost as many versions
It gave me RSI
Anagrams of Adventure Game Studio: http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=22120.0
Mutated Guano Deviser
Guaranteed Video Smut
EGA Mauve Undistorted
Augmented Video Sutra
Gives Outdated Manure
Aroused Gamut Evident
Unmotivated AGSer Due
Devout Amateur Design
Guarantees Tumid Dove
Made Arduous Vignette
"Indulge your EGO"
"Save early, save often"
"Makes game development E Zed"
"800x600 ought to be enough for anybody..." - Bill Gates
- Still pointin' and clickin'
- Point 'n Click Forever
- We're Gonna Party Like it's 1991
- When games had stories ...
- We don't need no stinkin' FPS!!
- Who needs more than 256 colors?
- "It's AGS, stupid"
- "One small step for a sprite, but a giant leap for the animator."
- "AGS, anyone?"
- "Thou shalt not create a bad game!"
- "Use yellow key with door"
- "Not associated with the American Goat Society. Much."
- "Mr Jones accepts no responsibilty for any items kept in your inventory."
- "Better than SEX with ROBOTS."
- "AKA "Monkey Island Fangame Creator 1.0""
- "Register NOW for lens flare and FPS mode!"
- "WARNING: Contents may be HOT!"
"Otters say YES to AGS."
"Brought to you by Jones' Onion Rings. Mmm. If it's an onion ring, it's got to be Jones'!"
"The thinking man's Wintermute."
"Can you spell AGS?"
"Like sex. But with more clicking."
"AGS. You know you want to."
"We're living in the past. Come join us."
"AGS. Point. Click. Repeat."
"More monkeys wouldn't hurt."
"AGS is to adventure, what rat meat is to hotdogs."
"I thought I knew it all...until I found this program."
"AGS. Open us up and poke around a bit."
"Don't be a square...be a clickable hotspot."
"AGS. Suck on the lollipop of life."
"We don't point and click your toilet bowl, so don't make crap with our program."
"We believe. Do you?"
"Starting now, you no longer need a penis."
"You can't spell AGS without AGS."
"Girl scouting since 19xx"
"we make the dough, you bake the game"
"pixelly cookies for cheap people"
"I know, they could be better"
"For those of us who can't tell the forest from the trees"
'The Art of Adventure'
'It does more before twelve than you do before ten!'
'If Ron Gilbert was a game engine, he'd be this one'
some random ones
"Talking to yourself is a sign of madness!"
"Handle with care"
"Turn off your computer and go to sleep!"
"Feels like AGS"
"It is enough to make someone feel ashamed to be part of the human race."
"loading..."
"pixalize your expressions"
"got AGS?"
"Bohnito rulez"
"say hello to guybrush and co."
A day without AGS is like a day without sunshine.
"We eat trolls for breakfast"
"A click a day helps you leet, rest and play"
"Look behind you! A three headed programmer!"
"Use the default Roger sprite and we will not play your game."
"Making a crap game takes a day. Creating a great game takes five years. Hope you have the patience!"
"Harrassing Chris since 1997."
"Don't buy a PC until you have this program."
"Don't let water touch AGS"
"Don't let AGS into the sunlight"
and the most important rule....
"Don't feed AGS after midnight"
edit: "AGS, now with more Cow Bell"
"You sure you ready to make a game?"
"AGS: Allways Good at Something" (umm?)
"Everyones answer to adventure gaming!"
"Start using your hand for something more productive than wanking off!" ??
"We all love it!"
"Fill up your blue cup and start scripting!"
"This area intentionally left blank."
"It feels like wood."
and
"Good luck finishing that Monkey Island fan game."
Dammit Grund stole my wood comment! Then he destroyed it with his second suggestion, Grund wins!
AGS. Make a game. Or don't. Whatever.
AGS. Because we can.
AGS. We're still pointing and clicking. Are you?
AGS. In the end, aren't we all just a little bit AGS?
AGS. As seen on this monitor. Right here.
AGS. Powering your brain since 1997.
AGS. Just one letter away from ASS.
AGS. What would Jesus do?
AGS. If God had a PC, He'd use it.
AGS? AGS? AGS!
AGS. Pound for pound, the better choice.
AGS. Press "Make My Game" now!
AGS. Imagine the crap you could make!
AGS. Many Bothans died to bring you this program.
AGS. MS Paint's bestest friend.
AGS. Only better.
AGS. There's always hope.
AGS. Ich bin ein AGSer?
AGS. Keep it under your hat.
AGS. Use responsibly.
AGS. No fatties.
AGS. Indispensable. Like your gonads.
AGS. The best letters of the alphabet.
AGS. One too many is plenty.
AGS. Welcome home.
AGS. Use me.
AGS. 90% of PC users would agree. If we asked them.
AGS. Say it with me.
AGS. Now with added endorphins!
AGS. The sanest choice.
AGS. Powered by sweaty love.
AGS. Kiss me, I'm AGS.
AGS. Like the Maginot Line, only constructed better.
AGS. You heard me.
AGS. It's in my pants.
AGS. What else would you be doing?
AGS. Because.
AGS. Eh?
AGS. The best just got besteded.
AGS. Like the friend you never had.
AGS. Something.
AGS. I like what you're wearing.
AGS. Like them days what not happen no more.
AGS. Just relax.
AGS. Plugging holes since 1997.
AGS. Do you have a better idea?
AGS. That's not a bug, it's a feature.
AGS. Oui!
AGS. Help is on the way.
"All possibilities are possible"
or
"If you piss on a ghost, you have to kill it."
"With AGS you'll be able to make games, but chances are you won't"
"4 out of 5 Dentist's recommend AGS"
edit: "I was diagnosed with AGS, and there is no cure"
"Somewhat useful again."
I think you need like five or ten slogans (or, judging by this thread, fifty), and the studio picks one at random whenever you boot.
"10,000 gamers can't be wrong."
"Awesome Generated Stories"
"By the Alicante Goat Society"
"640k should be enough for everybody"
"High resolution is for wusses"
"What's a henway?"
"Coming soon to a computer near you"
"Endorsed by Cuppit" (sorry, couldn't resist :) )
And, because Wikipedia has a list of snowclones, and because I'm the obnoxious kind of person that keeps typing slogans until everybody gets tired of them,
I'm in ur adventure, gaming ur studio
If we don't make adventure games then the terrorists have won.
Hi, I'm AGS. You may remember me from such games as Larry Vales, The Apprentice, and Cirque de Zale.
Best. Studio. Ever.
FPS, 10 dollars. RTS, 20 dollars. AGS, priceless.
Dude, where's my game?
1.AGS. 2. ??? 3.Profit!
This is not your father's adventure game.
Et cetera.
"Wow, you haven't been here in a while..."
or perhaps
"Man, remember outside?"
Quote from: Creed Malay on Sun 10/06/2007 23:57:32
"If you piss on a ghost, you have to kill it."
hahaha. I'd forgotten about that, this gets my vote.
"Blue cup sold seperately"
"Probably the biggest cup you'll see in a long while"
"If your splash screen actually stays long enough to read this text you must be a die-hard adventure fan"
"We all love you"
"This program runs best under dingy bedrooms"
"May not be compatible with cool people"
"Now every day is an adventure!"
Another few to add to the list
AGS making eyes twitch since 1997
AGS If you have some spare time ignore everything
AGS "We do what we do be do be do" Sinatra
AGS I aint geddin on no plane foo MR T
AGS Powering Neurofen since 1997
AGS Supplying lifes essensials
AGS We want you to say "I wish I knew how"
AGS please leave your message after the beep
AGS We gave Bill Gates the power
AGS Think of a game and it can be any game ... Now build it
AGS For the love of god RTFM
AGS was brought to you today with the letters S and W and the number 12
Il have some more soon
Just came up with these after seeing a certain username: :)
Let us tickle your hotspot while we tickle your CPU.
or
AGS. Tickling hotspots since 1997.
"Ronald Reagan? The actor?"
"I wants 1000 player MMORPG!!1"
or
"AGS was automatically edited for txt-style spelling" / "This editor was automatically edited for txt-style spelling"
AGS - by Chris Jones (no, I DIDN'T make Under a Killing Moon!)
Any of the RPG Creator's 61 features,
http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=2657.msg33702#msg33702 (http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=2657.msg33702#msg33702)
my favourites being:
57. The game features 1d, 2d, and 3d graphics!
58. Quite possibly the first game is history to do Feature #57!
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't script that."
"AGS. Big Blue Cup not included."
"If it were a Jethro Tull song, I'd be the Cup of Wonder."
"Because Killing Sprees aren't everything."
"The true big blue."
"I have a dream!" - Martin Luther King Jr. on AGS
"Impressive.... most impressive" - Darth Vader on AGS
"I know AGS!" - Neo on AGS
"AGS may be the best engine around, but it may not be." - agnostic on AGS
"I offer a million dollars to anyone who can make a monkey island fangame" - James Randi on making fangames in AGS
"This is the work of the devil!" - christian who can't figure out AGS
"God made the world in 6 days.... with AGS!" - creationist on AGS
"I am God and you have to listen to me and follow me, because I am God." - Chris Jones about himself
"Mr. Jones, I'd like to share this book with you..." - Richard Dawkins on "The Pumaman Delusion"
"I've had it with those motherf*cking quotes on this motherf*cking forum!" - Mace Windu on space boy's post
And something that is not a quote:
In a world so full of first person shooters it's easy to ignore adventure games.(I'm not implying that adventure games are dead. Just in a coma.)
"May the Blue Cup be with you!"
or,
"May the Big Blue Cup be with you!"
"Low-res-urrection"
CJ you know what? 10 is too little.
Just have ALL of them here. I really can't decide! And honestly if you add the 61 from rpg creator then you get... (hmmm?) many more... :p
"AGS: Anthropologists Get StandingwiththeirarsesinplainviewwaitingforthenextMIfangametoberleased"
:-\ Didn't work as planned but anyway...
Do please ignore, MY suggestion. It sucks bigtime, but somehow I, personally, find it funny. Yet, I know it's just me.
See? No tpyos...
Nikolas
PS.
AGS: The more you spent the less sense you make
AGS: The forums will take your life force away from you
AGS: Where to spend 25 days, 11 hours and 25 minutes in 2 years of your life
AGS: An obsession
AGS: Glad to be here for you!
AGS: If CJ says so, then it's should be so
AGS: www.antragorasgamesociety.gr (I sure hope the link doesn't exist... :p)
If you open AGS the title-sequence we're talkin about (i think) is so damn short that you wouldn't catch a long text. So it got be short
(http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/files/2u0s-g.jpg) (http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/files/2u0s-g-jpg-nb.html)
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Nice Adventure Game Studio.
Wich ones have you used so far in the 2.8.0.1 beta Chris?
"Is that a blue cup in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
From my friend:
AGS, And Gods Script / And Gods are Scripting
AGS: it's A God Send
AGS: Another Geek Stimulator.
Quote from: Peder Johnsen on Mon 11/06/2007 19:58:46
Wich ones have you used so far in the 2.8.0.1 beta Chris?
You tell me :P
Thanks for all your contributions by the way guys, there's a lot to choose from :)
How about this:
"If you can imagine it, you can do it"
" Retro - it's Latin for 'awesome' " ;D
I really liked CJ's initial dream theme so here are a few more variations,
Source of Dreams
Dream On ...
Dream It -- Make It
Stuff of Dreams
Limited Only by Imagination
It's a Journey, Enjoy the Ride
A Journey into Your Imagination
a few smart as ones as well,
Go ahead, make my day game. punk!
Got game?
Don't Play Around with Me...;
When Play'in Ain;t Enough!
"In days of old, when knights were bold, and video games weren't invented ..."
and a couple deliciously malicious ones.
Please wait while AGS removes all your files to make room for your game :=
Windows has detected an illegal copy of itself, please standby for the Blue Screen of Death
AGS If only my friends could see me now
AGS Make someone else suffer
AGS There's more to it than 1's and 0's (hmmm)
AGS Giving you more of that lovely freedom
AGS Ancient Gaming Standards
AGS Actually Give a S&*t
AGS Mmmmmmmmmm Pixels
AGS Where Guybrush Threepwood does what you say
AGS RTFM
AGS Don't accept less
AGS You want it, You build it
AGS I wish I'd thought of that
AGS When real life is'nt quite good enough
AGS Im goin to stop writing these cos I have a headache
MAGS: 28 Days, 6 Hours, 42 Minutes, 12 Seconds - Your game is made.
(Sorry...I just recently bought the Donnie Darko DVD! I love that movie :))
Hands down, the best around.
"And CJ said, 'Let there be games.' And he saw that it was good."
What else are you doing at 2 AM?
No home? No job? No food? AGS is there.
AGS: Now with no MSG!
AGS: A fat-free product!
Now you too can write games in your mom's basement!
AGS: It cures cancer!
AGS: Always low-res. Always. (Walmart - Always Low Prices)
You've got questions. We've got CJ.
Warning: BMP ahead.
Well...that's about it for me.
AGS: Now made using all-natural ingredients! :P
1. Thou shalt have no other gods beside me
2. Thou shalt not make your games on Christmas
3. Thou shalt not mistaken me as Tex Murphy
4. Remember the Bluecup and keep it full
5. Honor the Bluecup and refer to 4
6. Thou shalt not ask for 3D acceleration
7. Thou shalt try the Make Your Game feature
8. Thou shalt not steal onion rings from thy God
9. Thou shalt not request things directly in your dialogs
10. Poobungies
That's a hell of a long subtitle Gilbot. :P
That's 10 subtitles. :P
I say that Gilbot's *KILL* *KILL* *KILL* would be a good subtitle.
Wait... there is something... I sense.... I sense missunderstands :P
I think the "winners" from these will be granted a greater status than those who failed, and that is why everyone is checking this thread every 5 minutes to see if CJ has decided, and no-one can sleep at nights. However
AGS. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
"The biggest online pr0n provider in the... no wait"
"hey look! Is it a plane? Is it a bird? A Nazgul of Mordor? No, it's AGS!"
"To the room editor, Robin"
"What would anyone want with more than 256 colors?"
"Some kind of picture box."
"Stay away from the forums if you want to actually finish your game."
"When "point and click" didn't refer to "first person shooters".
"AGS: CounterStrike cLaN!1!"
"Make your own crappy fangame!"
"Psst. Don't open AGS on Christmas. You'll make Jesus cry."
"Insert Disk Two to continue."
"Vote for Sierra or LucasArts, Now!"
"Adventure games are dead. What are you doing here?"
"AGS, The start of something Big!!"
"AGS, You're just trying to get in my pants, aren't you?"
"AGS: You won't miss it until it's gone"
A few of these are Sloganizerized:
"AGS: When you say Adventure Game Studio you've said it all."
"AGS: Made by Adventure Game Studio."
"AGS: There's only one true Adventure Game Studio."
"I quit smoking with AGS."
"AGS: It's not easy being the blue-est."
"I wish I had an Adventure Game Studio."
"AGS - WE HATE YOU IN YOUR PANTS!!!"
A point and click a day keeps the doctor away.
Go ahead punk, make my gaem.
"AGS is worth not having friends"
"Honestly, if you make ANOTHER Monkey Island fangame, I'm going to stab you."
"Providing the Pointizzle to the Clickeezy"
"We've got the best community. Screw the rest"
"If you can't make a game with AGS, give up"
"Rabid dogs like AGS more than a pile of dead cats."
Yeah, I'd better stop there.
AGS - Let others relive your adventures
AGS - FREE XXX Pictures, Movies
AGS - Meet hot girls (scouts) in your area!
Spam spam spam AGS and spam
AGS: it's a fact, girls don't masturbate.
Because girlz don't exist on teh intarweb!!!!1
Your mom thinks its cool.
The new world domination scheme from Chris Jones.
Because we care.
C'mon. You know you want to.
Everybody's doing it.
AGS: Now spam free! :P
Quote from: dkh on Wed 13/06/2007 15:25:37
AGS: it's a fact, girls don't masturbate.
OMG!
You're not serious are you! All my dreams go to waste then :(
AAAAAAAAAAA!
AGS: Xenu approves.
AGS: If God created a game, he'd use this.
"In any case AGS"
"click it like Gilbert"
"Bohnito recommends it" :P
"someone is watching you"
"by Chris Jones"
Ags: Create a Universe
Ags: Make your World
Ags: Dead Genres Come Alive
Ags: 5000 Virgins can't be wrong
Ags: Digital Imagination
Maybe some famous quotes from AGS games?
I'd like to be the first to suggest "Dead girls are easy."
"AGS: The Ship of Dreams"
okay, i can't think of any more. :)
AGS: Too many people spent too much time thinking of witty slogans when they could be using the editor itself
AGS: If you can't string an English sentence together with semi acceptable grammar, FUCK OFF!!!
AGS: Dream it, make it, but don't upload it to the database if it's shite
AGS: The onion rings are on Chris!
AGS: 9 out of 10 users get laid! No wait, get AIDS
AGS: By the time you learn it, they'll have changed the frigging code again
AGS: Don't expect a demo-game
AGS: Use with alcohol
AGS: by Yahtzee Chris Jones
AGS: It's got more balls than most Mittens events combined
Quote from: m0ds on Fri 15/06/2007 01:29:35
AGS: It's got more balls than most Mittens events combined
There's the winner. That one made me almost pee my pants. Good one Mods. :)
AGS
Whoever wins, we lose.
AGS - If you stare at it long enough, you can feel it stare back...
AGS - Sexier than roger in his pants...
AGS - Push its buttons properly, and maybe something good will come out...
AGS - Adventure Gamers' Sexiest
... and so forth...
Sorry if this is unfun, but meh, I couldn't resist...
Jeez, this is still going on?
AGS is AGS is AGS
And now for something completely different!
3d? 3D?! We don't need no stinkin' 3D!
You want the polygons? You can't handle the polygons!
Here's Guybrush!
All your locked-door-puzzle are belong to us
AGS. Why not?
Now with a "Make My Game" feature!
It'll lift you up where you belong
AGS. Like fellating your PC.
AGS. We're not just ones and zeros anymore!
AGS. Made from 100% recycled pixels.
AGS. INCOMPATIBLE WITH MS PAINT!
AGS. It's supposed to smell like that.
AGS. Drink from our blue cup.
AGS. Face it, you have no talent.
AGS. Free until you pay for it.
AGS. Get you hand out of your pants!
AGS. Walkcycles optional.
AGS. It wants your babies.
Since now one said the obvious i'll say it.
They said adventure games were dead. We proved them wrong or
They say adventure games are dead. PROVE THEM WRONG.
OR
AGS: For those that said adventure games are dead.
or
AGS: Lucas guys make Monkey Island 5 for Cyrus sake.
or AGS:Long live Adventure Games
or
AGS: First time ever that staying out of fashion is fun.
or
AGS: You don't have to wait for Monkey Island 5 , you can make it yourself(Hire Tim Schafer for starters, and Ron Gilbert , and jo Captain Tripps Ashburn for some beta testing and Peter Chan to make those dull backgrounds.)
Okay, here's what I got:
-AGS: Ah, Game Stuff
-AGS: The Next Best Thing to Canned Bread!
-Bringing Back Memories
-Real Old School Games
-Now, YOU are the creator.
-In Soviet Russia, Game Makes YOU!
-AGS: Instead of playing crap games, you make them!
-Big Blue Cup: Because Big Red Plate is a terrible mascot!
Most of those were crap, but I'm tired, so oh well.
AGS - Over 11,000 different Monsters to do battle with. (each with their own personality)
AGS - Maek yor own MI gmae!!!1
AGS IRC - Get the hell out of here monkey_05_06.
;D
AGS - Ages 16+. Warning: Children under the age of 16 may choke on small pieces.
FPS? Yeah...AGS has like 40 FPS. :P
MOPOAG - Massively One Player Offline Adventure Game
AGS - It's like having sex. But with a computer!
AGS - Script or don't, it's your funeral.
AGS - Find the Easter Egg with pictures of Chris Jones naked! :o
AGS - Advanced Gaming Screwdriver.
I just can't get enough of this ^_^...
A Gay Stimulator
AGS: It's your brain on drugs.
AGS: *That's* the big idea.
(I have to stop playing old N64 games.)
Devout Tragedian Muse
Attained Overused Mug
Guaranteed Video Smut
Revise Automated Dung
Unsaturated Video Gem
Devout Guardian Meets
Marinated Vogue Duets
...anagram generator for the win!
AGS - It'll put chest hair on your Roger!
AGS - Better than MSPaint. But not by much.
AGS - Just another brick in the wall. If you can find it. If you can solve the puzzle. If you can find the key. You get it.
BlueCup is just Tux Reloaded.
AGS - It'll make your RAM jiggle.
AGS - Foarte tare, frate.
AGS - It'll give you reasons to start a new blog.
^_^...
"For making the gretast gane evar"
AGS: On your marks, get set, CLICK!
AGS: Too much time, not enough sex!
AGS: I smell an adventure coming on.
AGS: Egos in a half shell, ADVENTURE POWER!
AGS: Free as in Beer
Appeal to nostalgia
AGS - 286 did existed. Why?
AGS - The Underdogs database is not bottomless; Do games.
AGS - A 16-color space-pilot IS futuristic.
Appeals to gloriousness
AGS - No guts no Quest of Glory.
AGS - Play with someone's Ego without get punch.
AGS - Game Creators don't die - They just log in to post.
AGS - Let the jocks worry with the girls.
varia : AGS - Let the blonds mind with the pretty boys.
Calls for religious faith
AGS - Davy's not dead.
AGS - No! It can't be olny an amusement park.
AGS - List all the other things who belongs in a museum.
AGS - 'Sequel' is not a town in China.
Appeals to modernity
AGS - Now christmas-proofed.
"That's no moon. It's an AGS."
Quote from: Mr Flibble on Tue 19/06/2007 02:06:49
"For making the gretast gane evar"
Oh thank godz someone else remember that one, it still cracks me up.
AGS: When sh*ting on you hard drive ain't enough
A friend of mine always says "This is why we can't have nice things." I think that should be the tagline. :P
How about "I can't believe this thread still isn't locked"?
Going along with the sayings
AGS: "It's nice to be nice"
Akatosh I think this thread will last forever
I take it back then
I take that "take it back then" now since the thread has been moved to popular threads :p
!
Quote from: Rix on Mon 02/07/2007 16:41:34
Akatosh I think this thread will last forever
Don't say THAT! :o you'll let loose the flame trolls from there prison in land of Noob, and and they will pillage the land and make all us plain english writer use leet newbies shall crawl from the ground make terrible ganes and the big blue cup shall run red with the blood of a thousand virgans( thats about all of us right?)... it will be the end of AGS as we know it!!!!(lol if you didn't get that)
AGS Recommended by...The cable guy, freddy kruger AND.....SATAN
Quote from: BaRoN on Sun 10/06/2007 15:43:33
"Rebuilding the past since 1997"
Enhancing the past every day.I hadn't seen that this thread is 7 pages long. Sorry.
An adventure game a day makes the doctor say 'Hey, I've seen you before!'
do you mean playing...or making? ;D
"Not another Monkey Island remake?"
or hows about...
"Someone Update the Game Showcase screenshots on the Front Page" (seriously, they've been there since waaay before I joined the boards. Can't they be randomized or something?)
I think:
"Carrots for everyone!"
"This is not your father's AGS."
"Can I make an adventure game from scratch using some light, easy-to-grasp scripting and a simple, user-friendly interface?"
"AGYes you can!"
This is fun :D
AGS - "The Thinking Mans Game"
AGS - "One hot cup of nostalgia coming right up"
AGS - "CJ made me do it!"
AGS - "Cause you can't keep a good Genre down."
AGS - "Empowering Nostalgia Since 1997"
AGS - "It does the work & you make it look good"
AGS - "Cause Point & Click deserves simplicity"
AGS - "And now for my next magic trick I will make hours of your life disappear!"
AGS - "I like my games old"
AGS - "Coded with love (and a truckload of coffee) for you." (Place your favorite beverage in there CJ)
AGS - "It's free on weekdays"
AGS - "It feels like home"
AGS - "It's more than an Engine, it's an Experience"
AGS - "The Driving force behind amature adventures since 1997"
AGS - "Cause it's my hobby & I like it"
AGS - "Now in Stereo" (Or whatever other feature you want in there :P )
AGS - "Where Games are Made with Passion"
AGS - "You make me feel like dancing" (hehe I say that normally when people amuse me its a line from some song)
AGS - "It's what they wish they had back in 1991"
AGS - "It even has its own island"
AGS - "Home to knights, pirates & many other more normal pixelated characters"
AGS - "It shivers me timbers"
AGS - "Whose your daddy? Whose Your DADDY! Yeah that's right CJ"
Cup lines ;)
AGS - "There's something about Blue Cups"
AGS - "The Rosetta Stone of the Blue Cup"
AGS - "I like my cups blue"
AGS - "It's Big and Blue & it makes Adventure Games Too! AGS!" (I had that voice from the dude of knights tale in my head)
Ok I think that's enough from me right now. I can't believe I made so many :P Some suck though but hey thats for you all to decide.
Fun Topic.
PS : I like the made by Chris Jones.
Edit : Another one & I actually read all seven pages this time :D
AGS : Power to the Pixel!
In the beginning there was AGS.
AGS: For people who want to create their own adventure games ;D
AGS: The only tool a man needs... Well, almost.
Punk IS dead!
AGS: The engine behind Secret of Monkey Island, Gabriel Knight and Manic Miner!
Quote from: Harvester on Wed 25/07/2007 12:10:46
AGS: The engine behind Secret of Monkey Island, Gabriel Knight and Manic Miner!
Don't forget Quake.
AGS - Adventure Games Suck.
Nah, not really.
7 pages and still growing... this should get moved to Popular Threads.
For great justice, take off every blue cup! ;D
Or some fake quote like;
"The cup is there, you just have to fill it!" - Local Celeberity in Zanzibar
AGS: Or is it?
AGS: Against Gay Sex
AGS: Please Celebrate
AGS: Scientology's number one enemy
AGS: Anonymous Gay Sex
Altered Genome Society
Autonomous Gorilla Simulation
AGS: home of the extremely boring subtitle thread
AGS: Abnormal Glittery Sludge
"I can't believe it's not Wintermute!" or
"I can't believe it's not SCUMM!"
AGS: Giving a purpose to the adventuregamestudio.co.uk domain name
AGS, for your wildest dreams!
AGS. Cool to the touch.
These aren't the graphics and music everyone has already used you're looking for.
AGS: If you don't attend mittens, you suck!!
AGS: If you don't make a game with me, you suck!!
:)
Quote from: Domino on Wed 08/08/2007 01:52:57
AGS: If you don't attend mittens, you suck!!
In other words: more than 99% of the ags forum members suck.
Or: Join a forum full of suckers!
I meant it as mocking myself for not attending 2 Mittens events in which I probably could have.
Not saying that AGS forum members suck. Well, some do. wink, wink, tee hee.
Oh, and I am also mocking myself for not making a game with AGS in the 4 years that i have been around here.
Don't take it so personal.
I suck. ;)
No, don't worry, I didn't take it personal at all. Did it come of as that? It was supposed to be a joke mocking the whole forum(including myself). Didn't mean to sound serious. I'm not offended at stuff like that. I absolutely agree with the mittens part.
Quote from: Domino on Wed 08/08/2007 01:52:57
AGS: If you don't attend mittens, you suck!!
AGS: If you don't make a game with me, you suck!!
:)
I probably should have worded it differently. he he. I was tired and upset last night when i wrote this (got denied for a new car loan, so i was a bit ticked off)
what about
AGS: Domino says you suck
Want something really offensive?
AGS: Chris Jones is going to make you his bitch.
That's not offensive, it's just stating the facts.
Quote from: space boy on Wed 08/08/2007 21:52:30
AGS: Chris Jones already made you his bitch.
Corrected. ;)
Adventure Game Studio: Never Fakes Orgasms
AGS: I RULES YOOU ALL
AGS: Alternative Gay Sex
AGS: How Old Are You, 13?
AGS: After Good Sex!
AGS: Ancient Geek Society
AGS: Make your own world (I kind of like this one, cheesy enough?)
AGS: Always great sprites (huh?)
AGS: Because we care.
AGS: You don't wanna know.
AGS: Game creation for the rest of us.
Quote from: Recluse on Fri 10/08/2007 00:41:14
Because we care.
This phrase is already taken by like a million other companies. Let's modify it a little:
AGS: Because we don't give a shit.
I think this one's better. It stands out from the crowd and it's honest.
Quote from: space boy on Fri 10/08/2007 00:54:35
Quote from: Recluse on Fri 10/08/2007 00:41:14
Because we care.
This phrase is already taken by like a million other companies. Let's modify it a little:
AGS: Because we don't give a shit.
I think this one's better. It stands out from the crowd and it's honest.
That was supposed to be ironic. ;D But that works too!
AGS: Because games in other genres are hard to program.
AGS: Save early. Save often.
AGS: It's like Who's Line - the points don't matter.
AGS: L3NZ FL4R3!
And my favorite:
AGS: Because storylines matter.
AGS: Do You Like Onion Rings?
That's a ridiculous question. Everyone loves onion rings.
Chris Jones: God of Onion Rings, Creator of AGS, and coming soon...your baby brother's father.
AGS:
We Love Windmills!
AGS: IT'S BEEN 90 DAYS! 90! AND YOU JUST BUMPED IT!
AGS
Live Your Own Adventure
AGS: Because we said so.
AGS: I game, I saw, I created.
AGS: We've got at least three Dans in our community.
In other news, welcome to the forums.
AGS: Read the FAQs for Fuck Sake.
AGS: Look behind you! A version that's gone out of date 1 week after it was released yet again!!
AGS: Get your game on!
(With an image of a pencil moustachioed 80's GI Joe type character pointing out of the screen.)
AGS: You're not really reading this because you don't start up the engine anymore. Get off the forums.
hmm, too long... how about:
AGS: Wasting hard drive space since 1999.
AGS: Now with post's that turn green.
edit: I have had the green for a couple of weeks. he he he, still not use to it yet.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/skeith2572/agsgreen.jpg)
AGS: Now Supports 2D.
Some of those above are really nice, guys... here's my two bits.
Inducing Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in promising young developers since 1997.
Now you can tell your friends you're a game developer.
Your Ad Here (Contact Chris Jones for rates)
Because life is too short to go outside.
"I told you this place was controlled by giant magnets buried beneath the Earth's crust."
Design is law.
"Find the fun."
Inspiring delusions of grandeur since 1997.
Because real games don't need polygons.
P.S.- I think a list composed entirely of random quotes would be fun.
Fight the Future.
AGS, because we don't need BCDEFHIJKLMNOPQRTUVWXYZ
AGS: Proof that smart people do dumb things
AGS: The greatest time waster since Solitare
AGS: Acronyms Genarate Suicide
Quote from: vertigoaddict on Wed 14/11/2007 00:28:38
AGS, because we don't need BCDEFHIJKLMNOPQRTUVWXYZ
I love it haha
Quote from: lo_res_man on Wed 14/11/2007 02:17:53
AGS: Acronyms Genarate Suicide
Brilliance! I lol'd
AGS: You never finish anything. Ever.
AGS: Play. Create. Share.
AGS: Better than Glumol!
AGS: Because computer-obsessed hermits need a hobby.
AGS : Well, it beats leprosy.
AGS: Why Not Drag Up That Dead Thread?
AGS: Our moderators are Nazis. Really.
AGS: When your thread is locked, it really means we want you to create a copy as soon as possible.
AGS: For people who hump Dinosaurs
AGS: Lower your FQ by 76 points!
AGS: People Who Hump Dead Thread's Corpses On A Regular Basis Included! [TM]
AGS: Millenium? Where we're going we don't need no millenium.
AGS: Adventure Games Suck????!!!!!!!!!!
AGS: Atheist Gay Snakes. The game creation system that is abhored by god!
AGS : Look it up in the dictionary
AGS : Providing the world with 1's and 0's
AGS : Proving that the dead can be brought back to life
AGS : NO NO NO ... Go get a real job
How about:
AGS- Where everyone is as sad as you.
AGS- We've got two D's. We don't need a third.
AGS- AGS tutorial:
1. Promise people of a graphically intense, storyline and puzzle-rich game heading their way.
2. Say project is on hiatus.
3. Repeat
BigBlueCup- say it three times in a mirror on halloween when the moon is full at midnight and you BECOME Ron Gilbert.
AGS- We have 10 pages of cheesy subtitles and counting! Impressive, eh?
AGS- By reading this your social status dropped. A lot. Really, I don't think you'll be getting any phone calls anymore.
AGS - Girlfriends are sooo 1980s
Quote from: stu on Sat 22/12/2007 18:59:01
AGS: Better than Glumol!
Hahahaha!!
AGS: The first three things to ever work together
ooh... I want to say something clever...
but I can't think of anything. so instead of that:
AGS - the (A)lternative to (G)irlsfriends and (S)ex
AGS - by Chuck Jones Chris Jones
AGS: That's the second biggest blue cup I've ever seen!
Quickly, before it loads: shut down, go find a girlfriend before it's too late.
AGS: Because not all hopeless nerds are playing WoW.
AGS: Spread the love of adventure, not herpes
60% of the time, it works every time.
AGS: Yesterday's tomorrow, today!
There's something about a pixel
It fights NOT like a cow
A game engine to PICK UP and USE
Always in your inventory
Adventure starts with a single pixel
Best adventures ever made
Journey to adventure
"So you want to be a hero again and again and again..."
"Helping millions of nerds find love!"
"Now extra caffeinated with real game goodness!"
"Every game designers fantasy come true!"
"FREE with a bag of crunchy Cheetos and 20oz bottle of Mountain Dew!"
"Now's the time to get your game on!"
"If you can't beat 'em, make 'em so that you can beat 'em!"
"Holy shit! I'm making a game!?"
"Because babes dig guys with game-design skills!"
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours!"
"Because people need more adventures!"
"Books, board games, and trading are just not enough!"
"Make games not love?"
"Solving world hunger one game at a time!"
"Make a great game -- and they will follow!"
"Companies don't make great games, AGS does!"
"There's nothing on TV -- again!"
"Life is an adventure game!"
"Save the planet -- make a game!"
"What's your game plan?"
"Expressing ones self through creation!"
"Creating virtual lives for nerds since '91"
"Don't know what you've got till its done!"
"WTF are adventure games?"
"Now SUPERSIZED!"
There's a few to start off with...
What a great thread!
AGS: Now at version 3.0! With hardware support! With modules ready to go 3-d.
AGS: This is where peoples philosophies are made up!
AGS: The ultimate engine, with more than 200 games created each year!
AGS: When pointing and clicking IS enough.
QuoteAGS - Girlfriends are sooo 1980s
Hahaha - I'm thinking this one should be in the list.
I've always loved this quote from Andail - it's been in my signature for only God knows how long:
AGS. Will satisfy your sexual desires in 5 cases of 6.
--Snake
I was reading through this thread and I can't believe that Steve McCrea's suggestion of "Fuck you, it's AGS" hasn't been implemented. I actually think I woke up my brother laughing.
AGS - Around before you were floating around in your Dad's ball-sack.
"The free adventure game engine that did not bring you Limbo of the Lost"
AGS: Agriculturally Great Sheep.
how about some song titles:
- AGS: All yesterday's partys
- AGS: Your mother should know
- AGS: (I believe in) Yesterday
- AGS: A GameStudio Supreme
- AGS: So what?
- AGS: Castles made of sand
- AGS: Imagine (You will say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one)
- AGS: All things must pass
- AGS: I just wasn't made for these times
- AGS: Don't think twice, it's allright
- AGS: Back to the Future (You're laughing? Let's talk again in 10 years!)
Quote from: Makeout Patrol on Sun 20/07/2008 20:00:35
"The free adventure game engine that did not bring you Limbo of the Lost"
AGS: We
told you Wintermute was not to be trusted.
Or better yet, make it so that it can show any of these lines that people has sent here. Each time you start it up, it shows a different text.
Quote from: MadReizka on Wed 23/07/2008 20:44:51
Or better yet, make it so that it can show any of these lines that people has sent here. Each time you start it up, it shows a different text.
That's what it does, lol.
It does? I haven't started AGS in ages, now that I have AJA doing all the hard work.
AGS: It puts the point in pointing.
"AGS is not a toolkit, it's a religion." - Ghost (in GenGen)
AGS: Late nights start here.
AGS: Formating your hard drive...
Your mom says hi...and she wants her fifty dollars back.
AGS: Where will Mittens be next year?
AGS once killed a boy with a fender guitar.
~Trent
PS-Is it strange that I'm 18 and I listen to his music? ;D
Sierra & Lucasarts's Resurrection
AGS: Architects & Gamers Society
Create, Spread 'n Enjoy
:D
AGS: It slaps the cat's ass.
Wait... is this thread meant to be resurrected? Ah well, I don't think these have been done...
AGS: Even for monkey-shaggers
AGS: We build. You believe.
AGS: We knew Yahtzee BEFORE he was famous.
AGS: By Jizz Chrones
AGS: Astonishing right-click capability!
AGS: Make your dreams in MSPaint, make them dance in here
So easy, a cave-man can do it.
So easy, a Wintermuter can do it.
AGS: Because you don't need fresh air!
AGS... it looks easy. ;D
AGS: Gets you laid.*
*Results not typical.
It's like masturbating in a pixelated time capsule.
Out with the old, in with...the old.
An experiment in socially crippling psychological regression.
We drink alone.
Where nerd meets nostalgia.
Like the games mom used to make. (If your mom is Roberta Williams)
If I were a gaming Engine, I'd be AGS -Stalin
One bad game is a tragedy, a million bad games is AGS.
AGS: Proving the infinite monkey theory.
AGS: Turd + polish.
Sorry, I seem to be kind of in a self-deprecating mood right now.
Here's a (still crap, but at least) positive one...
AGS: Ossum like a possum, baby.
More cool than Clint Eastwood.
Can beat Chuck Norris.
AGS can divide by zero. Once. Before it crashes.
Need a stable game engine? Look further.
Have extra time?
Quote from: James DiGrizz on Sun 01/03/2009 18:13:20
AGS can divide by zero. Once. Before it crashes.
Need a stable game engine? Look further.
Those are harsher than Ultra Magnus's....
~Trent
Know what can you do? Put an option in the Start screen or the Help/About menu, whith all the cheesy subtiles you have, but only for that, so you can put a long subtitle, or even more subtitles, and a button for "Next subtitle"
AGS can beat connect four with only three moves.
I'm 13, can I come to Mittens?
:-*
AGS - You are already dead.
AGS - Frog blast the vent core
AGS - Light blue touch paper and retire.
AGS - I want to clean your blue cup from the inside out.
AGS - Powered by dreams, pixie dust, and People Like You.
AGS - Where Reality is subjective.
AGS - Bringing Sexy Back since 2001.
AGS - The bad boys of adventure.
AGS - YES WE CAN.
AGS - Brass lantern compatible.
AGS - Point me, click me, make me HUM.
AGS- not compatible with girlfriend.
(srry if said before)
AGS - You make the damn game!
AGS - Resurrecting Classic Adventure Games since '01
AGS - Because you have nothing better to do!
AGS - All your games are belong to us
AGS - Think it, create it, play it, love it!
AGS - Show us YOUR game!
AGS - Because babes dig guys that design games!
AGS - Making your dreams come true!
AGS - 'cause I haf tah!
AGS - Be excellent to each other. Party on dudes!
AGS - It's a piece of crap it doesn't work!
AGS - Chics like dudes with big games!
AGS- Building the world of yesterday
AGS - When the weather control machine is out of reach.
When a man goes beserk, and shoots people at school, they can't blame AGS for it.
AGS - Outside is just as overrated as sleep.
AGS - The reason why tanning salons were invented
AGS - Your thesis on the mating habits of over-paid politicians can wait until tomorrow.
Adventure Game Studio - Just for the clicks of it!
AGS - The most announced in the media amateur game maker!
(true or not, I think it is xD)
Kids'll do anything for the taste of AGS.
- This place is for rent
- No parking here
- Objects in the rear view mirror may appear more important than they are
- Lose 50 pounds in three months
"For the love of GOD, FINISH TEH GAME ALREADY!1"
or the alternate;
"For the love of MARK LOVEGROVE, FINISH TEH GAME ALREADY!1"
-because we love you
-no mom, i dont want a drink!
-are we done yet
-BLUE CUP OF DEATH!
-You come here often?
-AWWW YEAH!
-we work with mcdonalds to ensure quality
-Display("Hi dad!");
-a rainbow of int/strings
Hmm... how gay could I get with this....?
AGS - Where imagination is reality (cringe...)
AGS - The REAL reason to click a mouse
AGS - Who needs 3D?
AGS - Roundhouse-kicking your mind Chuck Norris style for over a decade
AGS - I've attempted to create a game in ags 12 times... this makes 100
AGS - Just click it ( a la Nike ???)
AGS - Got milk?
--taken out one realising how little sense it makes--
AGS - Look behind you Repetitive Strain Disorder!
AGS - Who's your daddy?
AGS - If chuck norris was game creation software... he'd be this one
AGS - How's your penis?
AGS - Hello Neo. AGS Has You.
and with that I give up... I was really grasping at straws all the way through that...
Quote from: Snake on Thu 30/04/2009 15:49:25
"For the love of GOD, FINISH TEH GAME ALREADY!1"
or the alternate;
"For the love of MARK LOVEGROVE, FINISH TEH GAME ALREADY!1"
LOL, you son gun!
- All your sprite aer belong to us
- Caution, AGS can lead to the gay
About as gay as BOYD got in the early years, I'd assume :=
Quote from: Mods on Wed 20/05/2009 19:40:00
About as gay as BOYD got in the early years, I'd assume :=
:-*
Quote from: Mods on Wed 20/05/2009 19:40:00
About as gay as BOYD got in the early years, I'd assume :=
lol :P
lol BOYD go shag Dave Gilb0t or something :P
AGS - CAUTION: May lead to Divorce, Seperation or Mutilation.
Glad you liked my idea, Marky ;)
And just for the record, BOYD was gay with me first... and I'll never forget it. Neither will my backside.
AGS: Deleting your social life one kilobyte at a time.
Subtitles delivered by AGS forum members
The "Make my game"-button is gone and it's STILL a useful tool!
Even Pakistanis have spare time to use AGS
If it wasn't nonprofit it would cost a fortune
Updated three times before your game is finished
Suitable for everyone who isn't afraid of his creativity
You can do more with it than your lifetime allows
Look out the window once in a while - it could be a sunny day
AGS: The world's first time machine.
Back again, I see.
Chris Jones: First it's everyone's social life, then it's the world.
Chris Jones: Creating mindless drones since 1998...er, what day is it again?
Chris Jones is your father.
You probably ought to kiss your kids goodnight.
//--EDIT--//
Thinking about your game during sex is okay.
//--EDIT2--//
However, thinking about whether or not KrisMuc got back to you on the Technical Forum yet is not.
AGS - Even Soviet Computers Can Run It
1:
!!!WINNER!!!
Click here to claim your prize.
(This message should flash around and shake a bit)
2:
Shoot 5 phones to win an iPhone
3:
Now you can make a tonn of .exe
4:
Burn, baby, burn.
5:
Burn, baby, burn!
6:
Help yourself
7:
No strings attached
8:
Making games without AGS is like eating soup without a fork.
9:
Formating C:
10:
Yip-e-kay-ey!
11:
I'LL BE BACK!
QuoteMaking games without AGS is like eating soup without a fork.
Wouldn't that be With a fork? lol
Unless you're trying to say: Making games with AGS is like eating soup with a fork.
Didn't think AGS was that bad! :P
Quote from: Jim ReedMaking games without AGS is like eating soup without a fork.
Quote from: Ryan TimothyDidn't think AGS was that bad!
Have you been living under a rock or something?
;)
Ah, well,
I wonder if KrisMuc has got back to me yet...
Can't make pancakes without it!
-suitable for n00bs
-waste your youth creatively
-get rich or die trying :-*
And there should even be a different subtitle displayed each time you run AGS.
Just kidding. After all, it's a free program and CJ's ego is the last thing that bothers me.
"Do not try to resist me!"
"I am Chris Jones, mighty programmer!" (Monkey Island)
"That’s the second biggest program I’ve ever seen!" (Monkey Island)
"Where in the World is Chris Jones?" (Carmen Sandiego)
Quote from: Snake on Fri 05/06/2009 11:50:21
You probably ought to kiss your kids goodnight.
Thinking about your game during sex is okay.
lol
AGS - Not to be confused with the heating system Annualized Geo-Solar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annualized_Geothermal_Solar).
"You got what you paid for"
or
"Please wait while AGS deletes old game directories..."
^^
"Compatible with you"
"Look out, a three-headed (insert your favourite animal here)!"
"To make games, order the full version for 499$ NOW!"
Quote from: Jim Reed on Tue 28/07/2009 19:43:54
8:
Making games without AGS is like eating soup without a fork.
I just wanted to say that this one made me laugh out loud, it makes absolutely no sence :P
Why, thank you Bulbapuck. =)
-An easy way to lose hair.
-Angers your mother.
-Better than sunlight.
-The new version comes out when you change underwear.
-Can do infinite loops. Can do infinite loops. Can do infinite loops...
-It's 3 a.m allready?
-Why no one loves you?
-Where did time go?
-Can eat Pac-Man!
-8 bit thing!
-Now in 16 colours!
-Learn Kung-Fu in 12 days!
"You'll never leave your room again"
Unwittingly, AGS trained a dolphin to kill the president of the United States. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/Day_of_the_dolphin_ver3.jpg)
"An essential part of your five a day"
"Give me a reason why your not doing this now ?"
" Quirky captions may vary "
"How appropriate you fight like a cow"
"Have you locked your door? A sudden disappearance of your partner is an adverse side effect"
"YES, YOU CAN!"
"the cup without two girls"
Quote from: Captain Ricco on Fri 05/03/2010 03:05:27
"the cup without two girls"
LMAO that's probably
the best AGS subtitle!
Took me a few seconds to catch on, but definitely hilarious (probably not suitable though :-\).
-You'll be back.
-Sucker!
-Relax...while you can.
-AGS is better than PMS.
-Yes, you can't!
-HHGTTG and Legend of Leitors Edge are still being made with AGS.
-Hug yourself.
-Don't run with scissors!
-Way better than sleeping.
-Yep, it will crash.
-Unregularly updated.
-Yeah, it's free.
-Click around.
-Had a demo game.
-For all game designers that didn't make it.
-Supports mouse
-Bounces
Nostalgia Reborn
AGS: The safe alternative to GAS. :=
AGS: sounds like an aging ass!
AGS: Don't listen to tzachs. He's some type of Japanese alien llama. 8)
Almost Good Software.
More like, "Almost Good Subtitle." :P
AGS: It's a success
(at least it rhymes)
AGS: Beer and coding doesn't mix.
AGS: You can also make adventures with it!
(or is that just me?)
ArrrrrrrGgghhhhS!
Quote from: giochi on Thu 09/12/2010 11:32:04
AGS: It's a success
(at least it rhymes)
AGS: Where parsors are blessed.
AGS: We're adventure obsessed
AGS: Where its all game no rest
AGS: Where theres a bug with every game you test
AGS: We know your not playing the games dressed!
AGS: We remade King's Quest
AGS: Where script errors make you stressed
AGS: It almost rhymed with dialysis
AGS: Where we don't care about Lara Crofts breasts
AGS: We're more obsessed with April Ryan's Chest
AGS: where we get a hard-on over the old school Sierra crest
AGS: Where east meets west
AGS: This is Sonny Bonds you're under arrest
AGS: Where we attest to detest
AGS: where more is much less
AGS: Oedipus' underground alternative to incest
We Don't need no 3D engine
We don't need no physics control
No dark sarcasm in the forums
Teacher leave our games alone
Hey! Teacher leave our games alone
All in all its just another brick in the wall
all in all you're just another brick in the wall
We don't need no polarization
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the reviews
Teacher leave our games alone
Hey! Teacher leave our games alone
AGS: No, there's no "F" at the beginning!
AGS: In soviet russia Adventure plays you
AGS: Chuck Norris approves this message.
AGS: A gift horse is often advised not to look Chris Jones in the mouth
AGS: Now with added VINTAGE cheddar (Cheesy Title)
Anal gesticulation syndrome.
We need a parental lock function to the programme to lock kids away from accessing certain aspect of it. :=
Quote from: Gilbet V7000a on Tue 25/01/2011 09:29:29
We need a parental lock function to the programme to lock kids away from accessing certain aspect of it. :=
Where is this referring to? You got me curious!
The post above it, obviously and seriously. :P
AGS: A post above, obviously and seriously.
Quote from: Snake on Wed 26/01/2011 16:31:31
AGS: A post above, obviously and seriously.
AGS : A Good Snake.
AGS: A God Send
AGS: It's free, so you don't have to be
AGS: Instant AG - just add caffeine and lukewarm pizza
AGS: This is illegal, you know
AGS: Hardcore, Softcore, Nerdcore and everything in between
AGS: Now open source - type your own nonsense here!
AGS: Currently has no completed games
AGS: Where men with sideburns are OUTRAGEOUS!!
AGS: This is not a game
Side effects are rare but may include sudden bursts of workaholism.
AGS: We apologize for the inconvenience
Quote from: Jared on Fri 28/01/2011 09:02:47
AGS: This is illegal, you know
AGS: Hardcore, Softcore, Nerdcore and everything in between
AGS: Now open source - type your own nonsense here!
I love those!
The one about the absence of completed games might be taken seriously by newcomers :-D
Absolutely love the ideas guys.. keep em comming :=
It would also be good if AGS 3.2 had a slightly altered blue cup to distinguish it from earlier versions...
barefoot
AGS: Awesome Game Siring
- Where dreaming about your future game is well enough. :P
( and believe me, I know what I am talking about, lol )
AGS: as much time consuming as a girlfriend but much easier to manage...
Quote from: Arj0n on Fri 11/03/2011 10:20:35
AGS: as much time consuming as a girlfriend but much easier to manage...
+1
- Now with multiplayer lesbians
Alternative to Gay Sex
I think I haven't seen these yet:
- Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand. (from Futurama :) )
- It's a long story.
- Show me yours, I'll show you mine.
- Hello world.
Also, just for fun, here are my favorites so far (or variations thereof):
- Everybody's doing it.
- Insert Disk 2.
- Man, remember outside?
- 8 out of 10 cats preferred it.
- Blue cup sold separately.
- "AGS makes me pee" - Tim Schafer
- "800x600 ought to be enough for anybody..." - Bill Gates
- Not associated with the American Goat Society. Much.
- WARNING: Contents may be HOT!
- Best. Studio. Ever.
- This area intentionally left blank.
- Make a game. Or don't. Whatever.
- As seen on this monitor. Right here.
- Use me.
- You heard me.
- Help is on the way.
- RTFM
- * KILL * * KILL * * KILL *
- Use with alcohol.
- It's supposed to smell like that.
- Mutated Guano Deviser
- This is why we can't have nice things.
- CJ made me do it!
- Coded with love.
- Your Ad Here.
- 60% of the time, it works every time.
- Always in your inventory.
- When pointing and clicking IS enough.
- Puts the point in pointing.
- Bringing Sexy Back since 2001.
- Are we there yet?
- 1 cup, no girls.
- We apologize for the inconvenience.
Now that the editor is open-source, is anybody working on getting all of these in there?
"AGS... where metal rods and rubber chickens make beautiful zipline babies."
"AGS... where the music is better when it's MIDI."
"AGS... where you don't have your newfangled kid leashes!"
"AGS... 14 years since Grim Fandago started the Adventure Game Apocalypse, and we're STILL going!"
"AGS... where freelancers, cashiers and hipster chicks beat action stars, super spies, and kung fu chicks... EVERY TIME." (Get it, Ben Jordan, Larry Vales and Jessica Plunkenstein? Hurr hurr hurr...)
"AGS... why did the chicken cross the road? To see what funny death quote it would get." (Sierra deaths for the win.)
How's these?