Adventure Game Studio

The adventures of Paige Rowsdower, Royal Canadian Mountie, continue in this second installment of the AGS Award Nominated game series. Thrill to remarkably polite excitement as Paige and her fellow mounties maintain law and order in a world gone to heck. You'll never find an apocalypse so well-behaved!

Car chases! Errant snowballs! Donuts! Recycling! Syrup Stains! Mutants! Assless chaps! Hobos! Goldfish! This game has it all, buddy! (http://www.barnrunner.com/pics/misc/Roger_Canada.png)


DOWNLOAD HERE (http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/site/games/game/1936/)
31.4 Mbs

Thanks to Akumayo, Anian, Baron, Ben304, Doc Savage, Frodo, Ghost, HandsFree, Intense Degree, Kconan, SSH, Strazer, SupSuper, and Tzachs for all their help!

Note: This game was originally part of the AGS Bake Sale 2. Thanks to everyone who supported our fundraiser to keep the AGS server going for another couple of years.  :kiss:

I heartily endorse this event or product. :=

Everyone needs to play this  :grin:

Take off, eh! I'm the most exited little hoser ever  :-D

I unabashedly love this game!  You got your varied types of gameplay, plus fun puzzles, and yucks!

Thanks, guys. Glad you liked it.  :cheesy:

Oh wow! What a way to celebrate Canada Day!

Downloading NOW!

SHADOW

I was actually planning on releasing this game on Sunday, but when I saw it was Canada Day, I posted it a few days early. It seemed the appropriate thing to do, eh? :smiley:

Fandabeeedoodaa :)

Thanks Ponch.
This will occupy my night hours for a while ,great!

P.S.
Happy Canada Day .

What happens on Canada day ?
Do u get a day off work or something ?

Yes, Ponch, what does happen on Canada Day?  Educate the masses! ;)

Quote from: donkeymilk on Sun 05/07/2015 00:48:27
What happens on Canada day ?
Do u get a day off work or something ?

Yes, Canada Day is a day off work. It's usually celebrated by BBQs, fireworks, completing yardwork that you didn't get done yet and getting bitten by mosquitoes.

As a historical note, Canada Day used to be called Dominion Day until 1982. The name was changed to Canada Day partly because of the patriation of the Constitution that year and partly because at this point, most Canadians haven't lived here long enough to know enough history to know what the Dominion of Canada refers to so they dummied the name down to accommodate and make sure that people don't feel left out.

SHADOW

Canada Day is a lot like Independence Day here in the States, but with beavers instead of fireworks. Also, moose rides are free and all crimes no matter how heinous are reduced to misdemeanors in honor of Canada's otherwise year-round politeness. It's a wonderful, dangerous holiday that we're all grateful only comes once a year. :wink:

Quote from: Shadow1000 on Sun 05/07/2015 03:30:20
....so they dummied the name down to accommodate and make sure that people don't feel left out.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.  Dummied it down?  I think if Canadians could figure out that May Two-Four is a celebration of beer box size, and Civic holiday is about exalting the celebrated Honda model, then surely they could figure out what Domino Day was for, eh?

Go to bed, Baron. You're drunk from another Canada Day filled with too many beers and felonies. (wrong)

Quote from: Ponch on Sun 05/07/2015 04:03:36
Canada Day is a lot like Independence Day here in the States, but with beavers instead of fireworks. Also, moose rides are free and all crimes no matter how heinous are reduced to misdemeanors in honor of Canada's otherwise year-round politeness. It's a wonderful, dangerous holiday that we're all grateful only comes once a year. :wink:

Hey, if your US compatriots found out that you know so much about Canada they would ostracize you or kick you out of the States.

QuoteWait, wait, wait, wait.  Dummied it down?  I think if Canadians could figure out that May Two-Four is a celebration of beer box size, and Civic holiday is about exalting the celebrated Honda model, then surely they could figure out what Domino Day was for, eh?

LOL I'm glad you made it through school with the ability to glean so much knowledge. :)

SHADOW

I live in Texas. I'm practically exiled from the rest of America already. :cool:

I really loved the first game...but I must say...

I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THE SEQUEL MORE-ER (Is that the right way to spell more-er?)

That was a seriously trippy experience and should be used as an example in every class on game design about how to destroy the players' expectations completely AND get away with it!!!

Just....simply....AMAZING!!!

Wow! Thanks, Mandle! :cheesy:

Since the original MAGS game, I had been wanting to properly explore that world and the Bake Sale was finally the opportunity I had been looking for. I'm glad you liked the expanded world of 2034. :grin:

Sooooo....
I sit down to enjoy some relaxation time to play 2034, having some good ol' fun.
Figure I've had about enough chuckles for a night, maybe I'll hit the hay (if you know what I mean),
*I'll just save and resume my delightful time tomorrow*, I thinks...
Can't find a save button?? so naturally I start hitting random buttons looking for that elusive menu, naturally.
Start hitting the F buttons... hit F9...

Spoiler

HOLY CRAP!!!!! IT JUST SHUT DOWN WITHOUT WARNING!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! PONCH  YOU  SADISTIC  COW !!!!!!1!11!1!!!

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Don't worry.  Those jokes are twice as funny the second time around.  It's a little feature called replayability. (nod)

Wow. That's weird. I didn't know the game would do that. I must have plugged in the wrong keycodes when I put it together. It was the first L/R click game I ever made so apparently, there are some bugs. :shocked:

If you want to save/load, press the F5 key. I apologize for the mishap. I shall have my playtesters shot at once. :=

Sequel!  Sequel!  Sequel!  Everybody now...Sequel!  Sequel!  Sequel!

Playtester execution!! Playtester execution!! Playtester execution!! Playtester execution!!

Spoiler

wait, I wasn't considered a Playtester was I? I mean I only got the first little bit...    :-\

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Quote from: MiteWiseacreLives! on Tue 07/07/2015 18:01:55
Playtester execution!! Playtester execution!! Playtester execution!! Playtester execution!!

Uhhh...I thought the function key crash was a feature.  I mean we all know how the F-keys on Canadian keyboards are unreliable.

What F-keys?!??  All I've got on my keyboard are the standard Inuit symbols....  (roll)

(http://www.kativik.qc.ca/sites/kativik.qc.ca/files/users/u1314/inuktitut-nunavik_keyboard_layout_picture_0.jpg)

Exactly, Baron! Doesn't everybody's keyboard look like that? How the heck are you guys playing this game without the proper set of Stargate symbols? :wink:

Mite: I didn't list you as a playtester because you only tested that one tiny bit for me. But in light of this new information, I may pin all of the blame for this on you give you the credit you deserve. :cool:

Kconan: Hush! :=

Baron: That keyboard is the only available in Canada, so of course I use it! Hold a kudlic to my inuksuk's nuts why don't yah!
Ponch: While I think it would be an honour to be executed next to Baron and Frodo, my contribution was fairly insignificant and probably not worthy of a bullet...  :~(

Quote from: MiteWiseacreLives! on Wed 08/07/2015 07:14:19
Ponch: While I think it would be an honour to be executed next to Baron and Frodo, my contribution was fairly insignificant and probably not worthy of a bullet...  :~(

Problem solved. Game database entry updated accordingly. With any luck, the Mounties will soon bring you in for the justice you so richly deserve. :=

I am gonna start making my run for the Mad River now...

And now for a double post!!
Got a chance to play through to the end of 2034ac, had a bunch of good laughs! But not only was it funny, I now feel more cautious about the future... In general  ??? I just hope global warming doesn't mess with our 12 months of winter in real life! 8-0
P.S.  I found one billboard especially appealing  ;-D I hope the subliminal messaging works  (laugh)

Quote from: MiteWiseacreLives! on Wed 15/07/2015 16:46:46
And now for a double post!!
Got a chance to play through to the end of 2034ac, had a bunch of good laughs! But not only was it funny, I now feel more cautious about the future... In general  ??? I just hope global warming doesn't mess with our 12 months of winter in real life! 8-0

If I were Canadian (which, tragically, I'm not), I would be afraid that global warming would make all my bags of milk swell and pop in the heat. :=

QuoteI found one billboard especially appealing  ;-D I hope the subliminal messaging works  (laugh)

This one?
(http://www.barnrunner.com/pics/misc/Timoothy.png)
No subliminal advertising needed. Everybody in Canada loves Ryan Timoothy. He's the darling of talk radio up there. :cool:

Oh wow! He's much too good looking to be on the radio!

Congratulations on the release! (I still haven't fully played through the original game yet :-\ I got stuck somewhere and forgot to ask for help)

Ponch, that was a hilarious game. Even without getting all them references, I enjoyed it a lot.

Ryan: If you remember where you're stuck, just ask. I think I can still remember enough of the game to give hints. :=

Am�lie: Thanks! I try to put two big scoops of love in every game. I hope you enjoy them! :cheesy:

I rarely ask for help here but i'm stuck :)
I just can't see how to fix the speed limit sign .
How do i stick the fallen 40KM sign on ?
Is it supposed to go over the 80 sign ?
Maybe the answer is somewhere else.

Here's how to fix the sign:

1) Use the car and get the winch cable.
2) Use the winch cable to straighten the white sign up.
3) Take the yellow sign from the side of the road and place it over the white one.
4) Use the handcuffs on the yellow sign to hold it in place. (This puzzle is timed, so you have to hurry).

If you don't have the handcuffs, they're in the storage box under Paige's bed, back at her house.

Hope that helps. Thanks for playing. :cool:

Ahh! The handcuffs ,i did the winch thing and had a brain block on what to do next :)

Thanks very much Ponch .

I was thinking maybe one day Paige Rowsdower does "GTA/Saintsrow"  in full 3d glory :)

Come to think of it, why are GTA stories always set someplace sunny and warm? Why not GTA: Repulse Bay? You could steal snowmobiles, race polar bears in your kayak, and take your crew to hockey games when it's time to get violent! It would be the greatest GTA ever, eh? :wink:

Holy spoilers Batman! :shocked:  Couldn't you just send him the glossy erotically illustrated walk-through like the rest of us? (roll)

Quote from: Baron on Sat 08/08/2015 03:20:43
Holy spoilers Batman! :shocked:  Couldn't you just send him the glossy erotically illustrated walk-through like the rest of us? (roll)

That was only for people who bought the game during the Bake Sale! :=