What crap have YOU typed into google?

PsychicHeart · Mon 06/03/2006 02:51:49

You know that feeling. When there's nothing decent on TV, when you've played through all conceivable videogames with your eyes closed and your hands behind your back(effectively forcing you to use your nose), all your movies have been watched 7 times(so much so that you can recite every line), all your friends are out or reconfiguring their missile defense system and you can't be screwed to do anything else. For me, i type incredibly random things on google. Things like this:
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=Corn+Monkey&meta=
and this:
long
and this:
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=sonic+dance&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=
and this:http://images.google.com.au/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=box+factory

so i ask you, fellow AGS members, what random, crazy or plain psychotic queries have you typed in the hallowed
text space of Google?

Evil · Mon 06/03/2006 02:53:53

Wha-...

...What?

PsychicHeart · Mon 06/03/2006 02:56:30

Quote from: Evil on Mon 06/03/2006 02:53:53
Wha-...

...What?

yeah... yeah i do that to people. sorry for any trauma in later life.

Khris · Mon 06/03/2006 04:00:29

What crap have YOU typed into the Start new topic-page of this forum?

edmundito · Mon 06/03/2006 04:27:47

Thanks,

You broke the forum, too.

RickJ · Mon 06/03/2006 05:25:06

Hehe, take a look at this ...

http://www.google.com/search?q=Flukeblake&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

Gilbert · Mon 06/03/2006 05:34:54

Haha terrific!

Spoiler

2000+ hits but only one page of results.

In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 10 already displayed.

[close]

PsychicHeart · Mon 06/03/2006 06:24:41

what are you getting pissed about? it was a simple thread, what kind of weird things have you typed into google?
i followed all the guidelines, i searched to see if anyone else asked before, i reread the Forum rules, everything?
where did i go wrong? i mean, on the top page of this board alone has
someone compalaining about a movie because THEY did not enjoy it(http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=25422.0).
I ask a decent, inquisitive question and get sarcasm and witty remarks thrown at me.
And Kinoko asked something similar a couple threads down too.
It's conspiracy i tells ya.
Feh.

RickJ · Mon 06/03/2006 08:03:08

When you said ...

Quote
so i ask you, fellow AGS members, what random, crazy or plain psychotic
queries have you typed in the hallowed text space of Google?

I couldn't resist ...

I'm truly sorry that you weren't amused, I thought you would have
appreciated the gesture. :'(

Nacho · Mon 06/03/2006 10:25:30

Hey Relax... You ASKED for what crap does people type in Google... RickJ has replied correctly. If you are not going to like the replies, don't start threads, it's quite easy...

Pet Terry · Mon 06/03/2006 10:31:48

Tub girl.

A friend and I were curious of what kind of picture it could be because no one had tricked us to tub girl yet, so we looked it up in Google image search at school some years ago. Rest of the class looked at us a bit weird when I couldn't stop laughing and my friend was about to vomit.

monkey0506 · Mon 06/03/2006 14:14:32

Quote from: Gilbot V7000a on Mon 06/03/2006 05:34:54
Spoiler

2000+ hits but only one page of results.

In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 10 already displayed.
[close]

Spoiler

2110 results and only 10 display. That's less than 0.5% of all results.

[close]

http://www.google.com/search?hs=zuF&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=what+stupid+crap+have+you+typed+into+google&btnG=Search

Tuomas · Mon 06/03/2006 15:02:17

I have tried it all from moose porn to houses with no bathrooms. The ugliest thing I found when I looked for images for "liver disease" and came across with a picture of a cut out liver chirrosis... which then later for a while was my avatar.

But google sucks for this, it's better to go and ask the library woman.

Afflict · Mon 06/03/2006 19:04:19

http://www.google.co.za/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=what+have+you+been+smoking&btnG=Search&meta=

I just had the urge to type this in google when i read this post...

ManicMatt · Mon 06/03/2006 19:07:57

I sometimes type my own name in to see how famous in google world I am. Or even my online name.

manicmatt brings up SEVERAL DIFFERENT MANICMATTS!

Afflict · Mon 06/03/2006 19:10:34

Quote from: ManicMatt on Mon 06/03/2006 19:07:57
I sometimes type my own name in to see how famous in google world I am. Or even my online name.

manicmatt brings up SEVERAL DIFFERENT MANICMATTS!

Hehe no offense I only realised when I read your post now your alias is manicmatt not manicmutt zzz sorry..

ManicMatt · Mon 06/03/2006 23:19:12

....MWAHAHA!!

Like I'd name myself like a dog!

No offence taken, you dummy!

monkey0506 · Tue 07/03/2006 00:27:19

There was actually a thread on here a while back regarding alternate identities. I'm apparently a convicted murderer.

And no...you're not going to get a link outta me. Try doing the forum search for "google mad@$$ names" only without the "@$$" part and with the part that belongs there.