Can anyone translate Polish?

[m0ds]

http://gry.gery.pl/gry.php?gra=393&wyswietl=zapowiedzi

I used a Polish translator but it was awful. If there's anyone that speaks Polish out there, I'd love to know what exactly this article is saying Or, if anyone knows of a DECENT Polish translator

Thanks in advance, it means a lot.


m0ds

[Chrille]

Goldmund to the rescue!

[m0ds]

Good idea Chrille! I repeat;

GOLDMUND TO TEH RESCUE!

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cue Goldmund...


m0ds

[LucasFan]

…but it was awful.

I know your pain m0ds… Click

[Goldmund]

Just if anybody thinks that I don't deliver when somebody asks for help, I just translated it for M0ds on mIrc.
There.
I'm not so mean as some people think.