Embarassing moments

[Robert Eric]

Ever rub your nose when talking to someone and a small chunk of dried mucus flies off and hits them?  Do you ever rub the inside of your ear because it itches, and when you pull it back and look at it it's covered in earwax?  Do you ever get an erection nd you don't know ut, so you stand up and there is an enormous bulge in your pants that everyone sees and comments on?  "Hey, you seem to be having fun."  How about when your drinking something like soda or whatever and it goes down the wrong way and you start choking?  Then your friends come over, your eyes are watering and you're hacking, but one cough stops it all?  How smart do you feel then?  

Anything you'd like to share?

[Paranoia]

my whole lifes been an embarassing moment!
the worse was when i was about 21, me and my g/f had been for a ride out on the bike, on the way home we decided to have a chinese take away, when we got there a load of my "mates" where there, but cars blocked the normal entance, the only way in was to go round the back of a car in  a U turn.... i don't believe i'm doing this but i did a map

so we started to do this U turn, as we came round the back of the car we had to go up a really high kerb, he hit the kerb the bike stopped dead, and with it having the handle bars turned, i lost balance(the bike was a 500cc honda weighing in at 500lbs) and gravity took hold!, i lowered it to the ground, no damage done, a likkle snigger came from the direction of my "mates" g/f gracefully hops off, trying not to piss herself laffin i walked round the bike, lowered the side stand, like a he man i lifts it up. the bike was an inch off the side stand, i let go.... the bike lifted off the ground, the stand gave way and it crashed to the floor , breaking the clutch lever and two indicators, my g/f was rolling on the floor now and so was my bastard mates!!
i picked the bike up...again! and dragged my g/f onto the bike, and roared off, and punched the petrol tank...BIG DENT! that was the most expensive chinese i've ever had

even after all this i still married the g/f


Paranoia

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Me? I'm not easily embarassed! The only really embarassing moment in my life was on the Cadet Annual exersise. We lived in 11x11 tents.(they are huge tents the size of a double garage) There were 5 male tents and one female tent. Females are supposed to close the flaps of the tent before changing but I was alone in the tent and everybody was away so I only half closed them. 5 seconds later the guys came back!Guys were walking past the tent constantly because it was rest time. There were no other females in sight.  I had to hide between 2 stretchers for 5 minutes before the coast was clear.    

[Raggit]

That teaches us that you should always close your tent before changing!

[Squinky]

I once had a boil on my ass that I had to get lanced at the doctors....they had to call in backup to hold my ass....

Beat that....

[MillsJROSS]

I was the backup.

-MillsJROSS

[c.leksutin]

Some people tried to embarass me once, so I killed them.


C.

[12431]

when you found out they were kidding about that, you must feel kind of embarassed  

the time I got embarassed the most, was when I was taking swimminglessons. I was about 5 years. yup, you guessed it. I went in buttnekkid.

[Squinky]

Dude, I still swim naked at the age of 25...

[earlwood]

The most embarrasing that ever happened to me was when I was the skate park (me and my relatives were the only ones there, thank god) and my cousin fell coming off a ramp and I turned (still on the board) and siad "Haha, Smooth!" then I hit slipped and fell on my face.  : karma!

Or when Mods posted that rateyourrack.com..or something. I thought it was some kinda joke so I opened it up then my 11 year old cousin walks in(might I add, my cousin is a girl...So she freaked when she saw racks o' plenty on the screen).  

[miguel]

I can't hold my farts!
Last time was when I went to the dentist and I got kicked out

[Squinky]

I think layabout posted that flash your rack site....Does mods always get blamed for all the pervy stuff? heh...

[MillsJROSS]

ehem...other than holding Squinky backside...

Just this past year, I was comming back to my dorm after doing some much needed laundry (we're talking about 3-4 weeks of clothes, and no, I didn't have to wear anything twice). This was right after a trip home, wear my latest issue of playboy came out, so I had wedged the magazine and covered it with my laundry for the haul back. Anyway, this basket was so cumbersome and heavy that not only was I having trouble carrying it, but I couldn't see where I was going. So just as I was passing two good looking girls I tripped some of my laundry flew onto the ground, the magazine with it. Then two guys in a car started laughing their asses off, so me an my roomate, and the two girls told them they were jerks. I quickly put the magazine back into hiding...but I was embarrased. I don't know how the girls felt.

I don't know if I'd classify this as the most embarassing moment of my life, but it's one that came easily to my mind.

-MillsJROSS

[Matt Brown]

here's mine
it was my last swim meet ever. I was doing the backstroke and a district champs meet, so there were a bunch of people. I was also competeing for a top 10 finish, so they were a lot of people wathing my race. well, as I came off the turn, I lost my trunks. Also, I guess all that swimming got my blood moving...so..*ahem* I think you might be able to piece together what made me losing my trunks worse. I had to double back and get them, lost the race, and was laughed at by many.


I have since quit swimming in races

[Robert Eric]

Ever walk by a person in a narrow hallway?  You move to one side so that they can get by, but they move that way too?  So you move the other way, and they move that way too?  Don't you feel a little embarrassed and a little bit more than happy to smash his face into the wall and kick him on the ribs while he's lying on the ground pleading for his life?  Ever go through the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant?  You order, and they tell you that the price is, say, five dollars and sixty cents (American currency)?  You have exact change, so you hand it to the person, but the dime drops down between your seat and the door...and you try to get it, but you can't?

[Scummbuddy]

Robert, I think your confusing embarrasing with disturbing moments and why-is-god-laughing-at-me moments.

And Mr.Panda, I feel for you.  I think I would just die in that situtation.

[Helm]

This happened about 2 months ago. It totally destroys all your stories.


Once after I peed, my penis felt kinda itchy so I scratched it and this fine flesh dust peeled off. Gross. So I turned the water on on the faucet and leaned over the bowl to wash my dick. The bowl was just a tad higher than my crotch height, so I had to stand on my toes and brace myself on the wall. More of this powdery dead flesh seemed to peel off, so I sorta became frantic in my quest to have a clean penis once again and shouted "Damnit!"

At that moment, my father walks in.

[DGMacphee]

That reminds me of my dick-related story!

When I was boarding in my last year of high school I found a large cyst/pimple on the lower-underneath part of my willy and went to pop the sucker in my cubicle/room at the dorm.

Right when I was about to lance this sucker, one of the dorm masters opened the curtain to my room and saw me with my hands fiddling my dick.

He shut the curtain immediately and ran away without saying a word.

[CheapAlert]

Begging my parents for Leisure Suit Larry 1 and 2 at the age of 8-10, got it, played it with the family, all in shock O_o

[Gemmalah]

why were there so many posts on dicks, is that all boys think about, and i thought some of my mates were bad.
:o