Soo... what's the female count here?

[Raggit]

Hey girls, my game will feature gender role options so the player can choose male or female!!!!

Hopefully!

*Kicks back and waits for the hot chicks of the board to flock around him. If they aren't lesbians.*

[bspeers]

Why is it that every time women start a thread about women, guys have to charge into the "I like sex with big-breasted bisexuals" and "ugly chicks use computers" stuff? (   ) Frankly, having a number of friends that are bisexual female computer users, I can say that they are neither ugly nor oversexed exhibishionist cheerleaders (though "But I'm A Cheerleader" *is* popular movie-- and a few of them are "Radical Cheerleaders" -- which is to say the coolest group in the world).  I mean, until you had met every woman in existence, how would you know what any particular strata looked like?

Anyway, sorry about this, it was meant to sound more tongue-in-cheek than it probably did.  Carry on (Cabbie?)

[m0ds]

How come everytime a newbie joins, they always post a "I need people for my team" thread?

It's a mystery, bspeers.

Boys will be boys, girls will be girls.

[|Alky|]

ok thats cool, i'm female too,

lesbiens are cool, they ain't allowed bigger tits than me on pricible, cos i said so, and no i'm not going to discuss that further.

tell me why does a game starring a girl have to have pink nail polish and high heels in it. thats just stupid, making us sound like barbie obssessed wannabies. I'd have a girl indiana jones,
indiana jane?

Try Sophia Hapgood, Indy's Co-star in Fate of Atlantis...
Come to think of it, when you see her in the next game, 'The Infernal Machine', she says she's been working for the CIA... maybe a spinoff with her in it would be cool...

[Vel]

M0ds, I think I that was a song by the.....mmmm....lemme think.....the kinks?

[DGMacphee]

I like sex with big-breasted bisexu-- Oh wait, never mind!

[m0ds]

Don't we all

Whoops!

* m0ds avoids bspeers wrath

m0ds

[Shattered Sponge]

Lesbian seagull!  I love that song!

*sings the song*

I'm not a girl, I'm afraid, I jsut wanted to say that I love that darn song.

*sings the song once more*

[Meowster]

To be honest, I'd much rather go out with an Indiana Jane kind of girl but in this day and age, you don't find them. They exist in movies but after the age of 14, girls seem to lose interest in climbing trees and generally being adventurous. Going "sailing" or "rock climbing" isn't my idea of an Indiana Jane, thats just someone that likes sport. The same with ladies/girls that like "XTREME SPORTS!!!!11" like skateboarding, snowboarding etc - they're into sport. They're not adventurous.

I'm seventeen, I grew up with the following activities as part of a daily ritual...

1. Playing Video Games
2. Climbing Trees and making tree houses
3. formatting my 386 every day to try and make it break
4. Nurturing my 486 so it could run games meant for a Pentium
5. Playing football, riding horses and basketball
5.1. Playing Guitar (and Keyboard)
6. Drawing
7. reading and writing
8. collecting PETS!

Except for the last ones, maybe I have more male traits than female (I am sooo not a lesbian BTW, I am currently being stalked by my X BF anyway). I have never lost the desire to do any of the above. 'Cept for the 386 bit because that would just be sad. I do that with my Pentium III now. Also the 486.

And I'm not ugly!



Okay I sort of... you know, messed around with the eyes on that because I thought it looked funny, but if you imagine my eyes as being normal...

Power to the Girl Geeks >:)

[DragonRose]

Power to the Girl Geeks >

Amen.

I find it interesting, though, that when Petaglair asked how many girls are on the board, he was accused of trying to pick up chicks.  But when Yufster asks, it's hunky dorry.

By the way, Yufster, American or European football?

[Meowster]

My football. No rules, just chaos.

In a life and death situation, European. Mostly because I don't know what american football IS.

[rodekill]

Calvinball it is.

[Meowster]

So there are definately more lads than girls.

Does anybody else think that Orange Pithe is like Orange Placenta?

[BOYD1981]

So there are definately more lads than girls.

Does anybody else think that Orange Pithe is like Orange Placenta?

i never knew oranges gave birth

[Meowster]

You know when you get oranges with wierd red stuff inside them? That's when the orange has its period.

Actually, did you know you sometimes find Chicken Eggs with blood inside them? That's the chicken's period. Yeaaap.

[DGMacphee]

Hmmm -- Tampex for Chickens.

I'm onto a million-dollar idea here.

[Meowster]

Finally, a way of recycling corks!

[Bob The Hun]

Oh, and if you're looking for lesbians, I suggest you bypass the UK. 99% of them look like men.

Bypass Oregon too. Where I live there are (this is true) lesbian lumberjack camps.
They occasionally venture into town, and they look more manly then the men do.

[Helm]

I live in the arctic circle.

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

(Privet tebe is Australii, luckguy!)
Eggs with blood are eggs that have been fertilised and were growing to be chickens since most eggs nowadays can't turn into chickens because they are not fertilised. The red stuff in oranges? Beats me...  Maybe it's a cross breed of oranges and tomatoes by the goverment in an attemp to create a superiour race to rule the world! :o!!!!
As for being adventurous I have grown out of it mostly but I am in Army Cadets and I still can  climb trees though I am geting a bit too tall to do that. My mom and dad forbid me to mow the lawn because they said  it was "men's work" and I hijacked the mover and ran over the neighbours cat on the process of frenzied grass killing (not really ).
Everybody uses computers no matter what sex thay are but they just use it for different purposes. I have a bi-sexual female friend who is addicted to cyber sex (she's 14!!!!  :o :o :o   ) . Another person I know uses his computer to scan and colour in the manga he draws and another one plays games all the time, another one watches movies and another one uses his for porn.  Many use theirs exlusively for chatting, it's just that the majority who create stuff with computers are male for some evil reason.