I Love Vel - The Vel Love Thread

[DGMacphee]

Os Último Quão Queijo:
I'm don't actually identify as an aboriginal (cause I'm white as cocaine and live in white culture), but my great grandmother on my Dad's side was aboriginal.

It's a shame that most records of my bloodlines have been wiped out.

I'd like to find out more about my family's history.

But all who know anything about it are either dead or won't speak to anyone about it.

Also, no matter how much you hate Mundine, at least you can claim you're related to a boxing champ.

Side note: My Aunty Leslie is a Golden Globe and Emmy nominee and had her own show in the 60s and 70s: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0880081/

Here's her website: http://www.leslieuggams.com/

Jackhammer:

DG, Humans have existed for that long, so we all have that many years of history and more behind us.

Oh wait, I thought we were talking about how long our ancestors had lived in one particular country -- how fucking stupid of me!

I should know that people's minds here change faster than Paris Hilton's undies!

Barcik:

Well you stink too DG! My Jewish origins trace back to the early periods of the Bible!

I got this info from Bill Hicks (his ghost visited me in the middle of the night), but fundamentalist Christians have worked out that the world is 12,000 years by adding everyone's ages in the bible way back to Adam and Eve.

Even though Dinosaur fossils don't come into the equation.

Fundamentalist Christians say God put them there as a joke.

Also, here is a website with an article that claims the world is only 6000 years old (according tot he bible): http://www.users.bigpond.com/rdoolan/earthsage.html

So, Narangas is right and it's not blaspheny -- my ancestors pre-date the universe.

Now put the torches down, untie Dickie Green, and let the heretic go about his business.

[LordHart]

Also, no matter how much you hate Mundine, at least you can claim you're related to a boxing champ.

I'd be related to one anyway, my dad was an Australian Bantamweight champion who also fought in a few divisions, had about 70 fights with 10 or so losses, and in the end, was stripped of the title because no-one wanted to fight him cause he ended many peoples careers... Lionel Rose was then handed the title...  

[TheYak]

Actually (and we're extremely off-topic here) some Christians believe God put them there as a joke, others believe Satan put them there to mislead us.  Other Christians believe that scientists skewed the fossil reconstruction in order to produce what they wanted.  Other Christians believe that carbon-dating and other methods are incorrect and that Dinosaurs were on the Earth during the biblical age of man (citing biblical references to "behemoth" and "leviathan" and others believe that they were on the Earth during its formative time-periods (assuming the 7 days of creation were more metaphorical than literal).

My personal belief is that the biblical stories were all about dinosaurs. Moses? A brontosaurus.  Pharoah? Tyrannosaurus Rex. Samuel was a Rhamphoryncus.  

Back on topic. I know what a rhamphoryncus is, and even how to spell it.  Does this make me a genius? Hell no. Makes me some kook who has above-average knowledge about a subject he is/was interested in.

[remixor]

Now I remember why I don't hang around these forums as often as I used to...

[DGMacphee]

I'd be related to one anyway, my dad was an Australian Bantamweight champion who also fought in a few divisions, had about 70 fights with 10 or so losses, and in the end, was stripped of the title because no-one wanted to fight him cause he ended many peoples careers... Lionel Rose was then handed the title...  

Whoa! That's quite a claim to fame!

Now I remember why I don't hang around these forums as often as I used to...

Cause of dinosaurs?  

[TheYak]

Fine then! We don't want you dinosaur-prejudiced types around here anyway ya skinny no-necked white boy.

[LordHart]

Whoa! That's quite a claim to fame!

Is that being sarcastic? I'm too tired to think...

[DGMacphee]

No, that was serious, man!

I am impressed.

Your Dad is the man who beat everyone, and that is pretty damn cool!

Don't worry, I am only sarcastic to retards like Jackhammer and Vel who argue over shitty things like whether knowing the capital of Ukbeistienmalogaloo will have any influence on the course of the world.

See, this is why terrorists want to bomb the world -- they read things on the internet written by guys like Jackhammer and Vel and think, "Holy crap! This is what these retards argue over? Man, taking over the world is gonna be a piece of cake!"

Vel and Jackhammer's intellectual wank debate is the reason why aliens haven't made peaceful public contact yet -- They're too afraid of your stupidity.

It's so fucking mediocre that people spend their lives trying to impress other with such stupid "General Knowledge".

The only thing such general knowledge does is shows you look like a wanker.

But here's some real general knowledge for everyone:

"Vel and Jackhammer are idiots for even starting such a shitty debate."

In fact, I'm surprised someone was even stupid enough to start a thread to praise one of these mental defectives.

Honestly, why would anyone want to praise someone who enters into such shitty debate topics?

So, Migs, you're an idiot too.

Meanwhile, I am awesome because a) my ancestors have been in my country a lot longer than any of your ancestors in your countries, and b) I know the most important general knowledge of all: "Vel and Jackhammer are stupid for starting such an idiotic debate, and Migs is a fool for starting such a stupid thread to praise Vel." -- and that's better general knowledge than knowing the capital of Spain or Portugal.

[remixor]

Fine then! We don't want you dinosaur-prejudiced types around here anyway ya skinny no-necked white boy.

FINE!

[veryweirdguy]

Meanwhile, I am awesome because a) my ancestors have been in my country a lot longer than any of your ancestors in your countries,

You know longer have my respect until you tell me that your ancestors are from a country called Ukbeistienmalogaloo.

And, as I said earlier, I too think General Knowledge is not a good measurement of intelligence. It just means you read too many encyclopedias.

Wait, how come we always give General Knowledge capitals?

general knowledge.

That's better.

[shbaz]

Yeah, I'll bet the terrorists read DG's posts (because everbody knows they read AGS Forums all the time) and they're like, "Man! This guy knows his shit. Look how much he curses to show his intellectual superiority over anyone else in a debate, and tries to make it look as if he wasn't arguing with the two people he's making fun of for arguing. We need to stay away from Australia, way too easy."

See, you forgot to mention how retarded you are, because it's not like you weren't arguing. Retard.

[DGMacphee]

Yeah, I'll bet the terrorists read DG's posts (because everbody knows they read AGS Forums all the time) and they're like, "Man! This guy knows his shit. Look how much he curses to show his intellectual superiority over anyone else in a debate, and tries to make it look as if he wasn't arguing with the two people he's making fun of for arguing. We need to stay away from Australia, way too easy."

See, you forgot to mention how retarded you are, because it's not like you weren't arguing. Retard.

Jackhammer, I burnt you bigtime in my previous reply and all you can do is use one of my old jokes (Pffft, hardly original) and call me a retard (which I've already done so, like six or seven times using synonyms in my last few replies. i.e. idiot, retard, moron, stupid).

I have pubic hair that can come up with more creative and coherent arguments.

So, as well as being stupid, you're also an untalented hack.

Also, I'm not a retard -- I don't waste my time arguing over whether general knowledge the lifeblood of intelligence.

I just condemn people who waste their time arguing over such stupid shit.

And that's not retarded, cause Maddox and Seanbaby do it all the time and their pages are respectively (and I quote) "The Best Page in the Universe" and have "Over 26 Million Faces Rocked".

So, they must be right.

Therefore, you are wrong.

You may continue to eat your ass with a spoon!

[Raggit]

I have pubic hair that's can come up with more creative and coherent arguments.

I would just like to point out that there should be no s, nor any apostrophe behind the word "that" which you used in your post.

[DGMacphee]

Yeah, I changed it from "pubic hair that's smarter than you" to "pubic hair that can come...".

I'll rectify it to appease you picky, picky people!  

[Flippy_D]

My first argument in teh AGS community was with DG....

Happy days.  :

[DGMacphee]

What were we arguing about?

[Flippy_D]

You used '1337' on my slightly imfamous Simpsons challenge, and I failed to realise it was a joke. So I got mad.

[DGMacphee]

Ahhh.

I don't remember the Simpsons challenge, but I can faintly remember the argument.

[Flippy_D]

And it's when I can get away with meaningless post conversations like this that I know I'm REALLY onto something.  :D

[DGMacphee]

That's so 1337!!!