Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)

[Visti]

Please! You make me laugh!
Listen here, for I kid you not!
Helm wears nothing. At all.

As for the fuzzy,
He obviously has no clue.
Look! His avatar is blue.

[Helm]

So it is a war,
pains to see it come to this,
Visti will bite dust.

[TheYak]

So it is a war,
pains to see it come to this,
Visti will bite dust.

before giving dust
you must master your haiku
flashlight is two beats

[Visti]

It may pain you now,
But just wait until I have,
Severed your spine.

So, when you're lying there.
Think about the birds and bees,
And other happy thoughts.

Use it very well,
Might be your last chance to scream,
Until m0ds' penis finds you!

[Helm]

Yakspit no pointers,
Form is as free as the mind,
Stick to anthems sir.

[DragonRose]

Visti, form so off!
'Tis five seven five again
Six it is right out

Peaceful is haiku
Not a tool of warmongers
'Cause that's just silly

Abandon this war
Or speak to you I shall like
Yoda speaks often

Anger leads to hate
Hate leads to fear, fear leads to
Suffering- Yoda

Why am I obsessed
With Yoda of Star Wars Fame
He's a cool Muppet

[Visti]

Dragonrose, that's true!
I won't do it again, man!
For Yoda I obey!

[Trapezoid]

It is truly sad
to see japan's Haiku used
for goth poetry

[Visti]

Goth poetry? Where?
I believe the subject was Love-
craft. The spooky man.

[Fuzzpilz]

Goth poetry? Where?
I can't find it in this thread.
Here's a goth poem:

"O MY BLACK3TS SOUL
I FEEL TEH SUICIDAL
BECAUSE I HATE YOU"

What is missing there?
The red-on-black colour scheme
and but little more.

Edit: Curse you, Dane,
curse you to death and darkness,
thief of my first line!

[Helm]

Lovecraft send deep ones,
Eat you right down to the bones,
Mistake you make only once.

[m0ds]

hey visti thats mean!
leave my penis out of this!
its busy and big.

!!!1111 m0ds

[Trapezoid]

I am mistaken
Lovecraft, Gothic, whatever.
Still sounds self absorbed

[Czar]

Shut up all!You are
making no sense,You gotta
stop, when the beats commence!

[Helm]

No self when it's nigh
The almighty Azagthoth,
The piper commences.

[Las Naranjas]

Mountains of Madness
builds up like a hurricane
then just collapses

Then Randolph Carter
has sex change in future
name: April Ryan.



Now for the battle!
Ha! Let loose those dogs of war!
bathe me in their fire!

I'm on the home front
for hell hath no fury like
a non combatant

[NTL.]

I will eat the dogs!
Wait, I am dog! What the?
I am canabal!

[Trapezoid]

Colin Mochrie's house
is only a giant box
but that's fine with him

[WanderLady]

A question haiku
For all who have written here...
Who's used their fingers?

[Las Naranjas]

I, for haiku used
voice recogniton software
veer "e" Ack you rate?