Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)

[WanderLady]

The man of oranges;
Haikus, I see he enjoys.
Mind's battle with words.

[Trapezoid]

LOLOL
OMG LMAO
WTF!!! J/K

[NTL.]

I must must go out now
you might not hear again
from old psykikme

[WanderLady]

Goodbye Dear Psy, Sir.
May the day come when we meet
in Eternal Bliss.


God Bless You always
With Love, and Peace and Joy through
His Son Jesus Christ.

[NTL.]

It is a good fact
I will grow old here e're one
I have decided

I cannot leave now
I must make more strips
comic srips that is

[m0ds]

wow, this thread is big
that reminds me of something
yes, my toilet seat

m0ds

[2ma2 disclogged]

You poor sons of whores.
Loud but loveless - powerless.
The truth lies deeper

Now eternal hell
brought upon man like
a rusty tin can

It will cut you up,
poison you with its content,
devour your soul

Shot with black popcorn.
Bleeding girlish hairstyles or
mnemonic intrails

Do not rely on
superstitious mocks
or divine beliefs

In the end, THE end,
You will stand alone, equipped
only with your wits

In the end, nothing,
NOTHING will matter but you!
You and your loved ones!

A solemn promise
and yet jack-knifed in your back..
Why not fuck it all!

[Trapezoid]

Whatever that means.



(let's take turns doing lines now. next post can have seven syls, then the next can have five, and so on.)

[NTL.]

man, It does not

[Helm]

Thread killing is wrong,
You post subpar replies,
Haiku will prevail.

[Trapezoid]

The bandwidth aside...

[DragonRose]

Bandwidth statement wrong
Of haiku, Chris Jones approves
Fear not the haiku

Single statement post
Is not what thread is about
Thread about Haiku

Continue haiku
And be blessed always and ever
With haiku-y joy

[Las Naranjas]

God, forgive the weak
of mind who forsake haiku
they are lesser men.

Forsake perfection
for mire of anarchy
mud and not crystal

[Pumaman]

Haiku is the path
To inner peace of the mind
And the body too

[Las Naranjas]

thou shalt take up arms?
'gainst such force as the above
you oppose CJ?

Revelations time!
your seas will be turned to blood
and your blood to brine!

[WanderLady]

Pretty words you speak;
Knowledge and wit you profess;
An empty battle.

The mind's a jester;
The heart is the warrior;
TAKE ARMS, MEN...WITH LOVE!

Lover or fighter;
A lover and a fighter;
Fight only with LOVE;

The LOVE from above;
Unending, unwavering
TRUE,  BEAUTIFUL LOVE.

The LOVE of Jesus,
be in your hearts, minds, and souls,
forevermore. Amen.

[Trapezoid]

Hmm... WonderLady
You mention Jesus a lot
More than He Himself!

[Fuzzpilz]

Robots are coming...
a million steel feet clanking.
They will crush us all.

Who invented them?
I want to kick him, hard.
He deserves crushing.

[WanderLady]

Mindless, cold, empty,
Nearing, buzzing drones;
Programmed to destroy.

Beware, Dear Fuzzpilz,
For one day you may meet them.
LOVE is your armor.

[Fuzzpilz]

Stop, WanderLady.
This thread is not a good place
for serious thought.

Light entertainment -
though with a dash of culture -
is the purpose here.